in Coelum Britannicum (The British Heaven) — Carew, Thomas
Metadata
Play
Coelum Britannicum (The British Heaven)
Author
Carew, Thomas
Year (catalogued)
1634
First performance
1634
Decade
1630s
Genre
Masque
Play type
Occasional
Theater
before the Court;Whitehall;
Speech prefix(es)
Plea.
Words
319
Characters
1853
Typicality
0.29 (cosine to cluster centroid)
TCP id
A73704
BritDrama no.
2428
Cluster
Cluster 17 — Intriguers & schemers
Important excerpts
Passages from this character's speech that contain the most distinguishing words for Cluster 17 (nat, leaguer, assyrian, mowche, bashas, andalle…). Matches are highlighted.
my delicious Palace; They for my sake, I for mine own am prized. Beyond me nothing is, I am the Goal, The journeys end, to which the sweating world, And wearied Nature travels. For this, the best And wisest sect of all Philosophers, Made me the seat of supreme happiness. And though some, more anstere, upon my ruins, Did to
this, the best And wisest sect of all Philosophers, Made me the seat of supreme happiness. And though some, more anstere, upon my ruins, Did to the prejudice of Nature, raise Some petty low-built virtues, 'twas because They wanted wings to reach my soaring pitch. Had they been Prinees born, themselves had proved Of all mankind
Full speech
The reasons (equal Judges) here alleged By the dismissed Pretenders, all concur To strengthen my just title to the Sphere. Honour, or Wealth, or the contempt of both, Have in themselves no simple real good, But as they are the means to purchase Pleasure; The paths that led to my delicious Palace; They for my sake, I for mine own am prized. Beyond me nothing is, I am the Goal, The journeys end, to which the sweating world, And wearied Nature travels. For this, the best And wisest sect of all Philosophers, Made me the seat of supreme happiness. And though some, more anstere, upon my ruins, Did to the prejudice of Nature, raise Some petty low-built virtues, 'twas because They wanted wings to reach my soaring pitch. Had they been Prinees born, themselves had proved Of all mankind the most luxurious. For those delights, which to their low condition Were obvious, they with greedy appetite Sucked and devoured: from offices of State, From cares of family, children, wife, Hope's, fears, Retired, the churlish Cynic in his Tub Enjoyed those pleasures which his tongue defamed. Nor am I ranked amongst the superfluous goods; My necessary offices preserve Each single man, and propagate the kind. Then am I universal as the light, Or common Air we breathe; and since I am The general desire of all mankind, Civil Felicity must reside in me. Tell me what rate my choicest pleasures bear, When for the short delight of a poor draught Of cheap cold water, great Lysimachus Rendered himself slave to the Scythians. Should I the curious structure of my seats, The art and beauty of my several objects, Rehearse at large, your bounties would reserve For every sense a proper constellation; But I present their Persons to your eyes. Come forth my subtle Organs of delight, With changing figures please the curious eye, And charm the ear with moving Harmony.
Plot summary
Plot — Coelum Britannicum (The British Heaven)
Mercury comes to Britain from a heavenly court whose morals have been reformed through following the example of King Charles and Queen Henrietta Maria. He announces that Jove is so ashamed of his former life of sexual incontinence that he has removed from the night sky the stellified memorials of his former girlfriends, and intends to replace them with images of the King and Queen. Mercury is interrupted by Momus, who complains that he never gets to appear in any court masques, and describes critically the newly chaste court of heaven. Mercury conjures down the monsters from the constellations, then Cancer, the highest sign of the zodiac, then the constellations representing vices, and each group dances in turn. At last the sky is emptied. Momus invites applicants to fill the stellar vacancies. Plutus, Poverty, Fortune, and Pleasure all express interest, introduce antimasque dances, and are rejected. Momus leaves to prevent further suitors from entering. Mercury explains that only the King and Queen are worthy to be the new constellations. Britain’s heroic past is celebrated in dance, and the British worthies appear as new stars in the heavens, with the King pre-eminent among them. Allegorical virtues sing their praises, and further dancing ensues.