in Coelum Britannicum (The British Heaven) — Carew, Thomas
Metadata
Play
Coelum Britannicum (The British Heaven)
Author
Carew, Thomas
Year (catalogued)
1634
First performance
1634
Decade
1630s
Genre
Masque
Play type
Occasional
Theater
before the Court;Whitehall;
Speech prefix(es)
Fort.
Words
302
Characters
1664
Typicality
0.23 (cosine to cluster centroid)
TCP id
A73704
BritDrama no.
2428
Cluster
Cluster 21 — Old fathers & plain counsel
Important excerpts
Passages from this character's speech that contain the most distinguishing words for Cluster 21 (gar, shillings, alii, yongrave, ogenes, nat…). Matches are highlighted.
impartial hands, their constant lots, And if desertless, impious men engross My best rewards, the fault is yours, you gods, That scant your graces to mortality, And niggards of your good, scarce spare the world One virtuous, for a thousand wicked men. It is no error to confer dignity, But to bestow it on a vicious man; I gave the
Full speech
I come not here (you gods) to plead the Right By which Antiquity assigned my Deity, Though no peculiarstation' amongst the Stars, Yet general power to rule their influence, Or boast the Title of Omnipotent, Ascribed me then, by which I rivaled Jove, Since you have canceled all those old records; But confident in my good cause and merit, Claim a succession in the vacant Orb. For since Astraa fled to heaven, I fit Her Deputy on Earth, I hold her scales And weigh men's Fates out, who have made me blind, Because themselves want eyes to fee my causes, Call me inconstant, cause my works surpass The shallow fathom of their human reason; Yet here, Like blinded Justice, I dispense With nay impartial hands, their constant lots, And if desertless, impious men engross My best rewards, the fault is yours, you gods, That scant your graces to mortality, And niggards of your good, scarce spare the world One virtuous, for a thousand wicked men. It is no error to confer dignity, But to bestow it on a vicious man; I gave the dignity, but you made the vice, Make you men good, and I'll make good men happy That Plutus is refused, dismays me not, He is my Drudge, and the external pomp, In which he decks the World, proceeds from me, Not him; Like Harmony, that not resides In strings, or notes, but in the hand and voice. The revolutions of Empires, States, Sceptres, and Crowns, are but my game and sport, Which as they hang on the events of War, So those depend upon my turning wheel. You warlike Squadrons, who in battles joined, Dispute the Right of Kings, which I decide, Present the model of that martial frame, By which, when Crowns are staked, I rule the game.
Plot summary
Plot — Coelum Britannicum (The British Heaven)
Mercury comes to Britain from a heavenly court whose morals have been reformed through following the example of King Charles and Queen Henrietta Maria. He announces that Jove is so ashamed of his former life of sexual incontinence that he has removed from the night sky the stellified memorials of his former girlfriends, and intends to replace them with images of the King and Queen. Mercury is interrupted by Momus, who complains that he never gets to appear in any court masques, and describes critically the newly chaste court of heaven. Mercury conjures down the monsters from the constellations, then Cancer, the highest sign of the zodiac, then the constellations representing vices, and each group dances in turn. At last the sky is emptied. Momus invites applicants to fill the stellar vacancies. Plutus, Poverty, Fortune, and Pleasure all express interest, introduce antimasque dances, and are rejected. Momus leaves to prevent further suitors from entering. Mercury explains that only the King and Queen are worthy to be the new constellations. Britain’s heroic past is celebrated in dance, and the British worthies appear as new stars in the heavens, with the King pre-eminent among them. Allegorical virtues sing their praises, and further dancing ensues.