in News from the New World Discovered in the Moon — Jonson, Ben
Metadata
Play
News from the New World Discovered in the Moon
Author
Jonson, Ben
Year (catalogued)
1641
First performance
1620
Decade
1640s
Genre
Masque
Play type
Occasional
Theater
before the Court;
Speech prefix(es)
PUP. | PU. | PVP.
Words
608
Characters
3139
Typicality
0.46 (cosine to cluster centroid)
TCP id
A72473.10
BritDrama no.
1921
Cluster
Cluster 11 — Tosspots & tavern railers
Important excerpts
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Full speech
Where? where? I could never endure the sighed of these Rogue-Gipsies, which be they: I would feign see'em. Can they Cant, or Mill? are they Master's of their Arts? Music, wee'll have a whole poverty of pipers, call cheeks upon the Bagpipe, and Tom Ticklefoot with his Tabor; see where he comes! And long Meg of Eaton; Say you so old Gipsy? 'slid these go too't in rhymes; this is bet ter then canting by tone half. Faith but a little, they'le do it non upstant. Is that a fortune for a Christian; a Turk, or a Gipsy could not have told her a worse. No, I'm well enough, I would ha'no good fortune and I might; What! are they gone? flown all of a sudden? this is fine faith? a covie call y'em, they are a covie soon scattered me think, who sprung they I marl? Hold thy peace, thou talkest as if thou hadst a license to loose thy purse alone in this company; 'slid here be those can loose a purse in honour of the Gipsies, as well as thou for thy heart, and never make word of it: I have lost my purse too. Marry, a new collection, ther's no music else Master's, he can ill pipe that wants his upper lip; Money. Here goodman Townshead, you have nothing to loose it seems, but the Towne-braines you are trusted with. AND excellent song, and a sweet Songster, and would have done rarely in a Cage, with a dish of water, and hempseed; a fine breast of his own: Sir you are a Prelate of the Order, I under stand, and I have a terrible grudging now upon me to be one of your company; will your Captain take a Prentice Sir? I would bind my self to him body and soul, either for one and twenty years, or as ma nigh lives as he would. Tut, they have other manner of gifts then picking of pockets, or telling Fortune's; if they would but please to show they, or thought us poor Country mortals worthy of them; what might a man do to be a Gentleman of your company Sir? I, a Gipsy in ordinary, or nothing. All the better; I would be acquainted with them while they are in clean life, the 'ile do their tricks the cleanlier. And set the Codpieces and they by ears at pleasure. But look to our pockets, and purses, for our own sake. The wiser Gipsie's the Marry. Yes, and isle stand too't, that a wise Gipsy (take him at time o'year) is as pollique a piece of flesh, as most Justices in the County where he stalks. Let her alone, shee'll swallow well enough; A learned Gipsy. Marry, and isle listen; who stands next? Jack Cockrell. You'll have good luck to horseflesh of my life, You plowed so late with the Vicars wife. A Prophet, a prophet, no Gipsy; or if he be a Gipsy, a divine Gipsy. Byr'lady he touched the virgin string there a little too hard, they are arrant learned men all I see; what say they upon Tom, Clod, List. Has hit the right nail o'th head, his own game. Peace, who's this? Long Meg? They slip her, and treat upon Tickle-foot. Or thy Grannams silver ring. What sort or order of Gipsies, I pray sir. But I pray sir, if a man might ask on you, how came your Cap taines place first to be called the Devils-arse. Without the aid of a Cheese, OF my conscience he fears not that, and the Marshal himself were here; I protest I admire him.
Plot summary
Plot — News from the New World Discovered in the Moon
Two heralds announce news, and receive attention from three distributors of the commodity: a printer, a historian, and a writer of newsletters. Each is guilty of abuses: the printer recycles old news, printing it again with a new date; the historian pads out his book with trivia to reach a length agreed in advance with his publisher; and the letter-writer tells different news according to the religious opinions of the recipient. The heralds’ news has come from the Moon: Ben Jonson has just returned from a voyage there and brings an account of its strange landscape, inhabitants, and customs. Also arrived are the Volatees, lunar fauna, who dance the antimasque. The masquers have travelled into space in order to contemplate the King’s greatness and virtue. Now they return, somewhat chilly, but thaw out under the royal refulgence, shake off their icicles, and dance. Then they return to space to spread the news of the King’s magnificence.