Early Modern Drama · Character Archetypes

CLOD

in News from the New World Discovered in the Moon — Jonson, Ben

Metadata

PlayNews from the New World Discovered in the Moon
AuthorJonson, Ben
Year (catalogued)1641
First performance1620
Decade1640s
GenreMasque
Play typeOccasional
Theaterbefore the Court;
Speech prefix(es)CLO. | CL. | CLO | CLOVV. | TOM. | TOM
Words351
Characters1809
Typicality0.33 (cosine to cluster centroid)
TCP idA72473.10
BritDrama no.1921
ClusterCluster 0 — Clowns, beggars & street sellers

Important excerpts

Passages from this character's speech that contain the most distinguishing words for Cluster 0 (shillings, tom, guts, mutton, wares, dan…). Matches are highlighted.

They should be Morris-dancers by their jingle, but they have no napkins: And Christian of Dorny. Would he had quested first, and sprung y'em and 'owre ago, for me. 'slid, they have sprung
security for my truth, and serve out my time, though I die to morrow. O any thing for the Patrico, what is't? what is't? Our whole stock, is that gone? how will Tom Tickle-foot do to wet his whistle then? Is't possible? fine fingered Gipsies faith.

Full speech

They should be Morris-dancers by their jingle, but they have no napkins: And Christian of Dorny. Would he had quested first, and sprung y'em and 'owre ago, for me. 'slid, they have sprung my purse, and all I had about me. As I am true Clod, have they, and ransacled me of every penny, outcept I were with child with and owl (as they say) I never saw such luck, it's enough to make a man a whore. And I have lost, beside my purse, my best bridelace I had at Joan Turners wedding, and a halpeworth of hobnails: Francis Addle-breech has lost somewhat too, beside her Maidenhead. And Tickle-foot has lost his clout he says, with a three pence and four tokens in't; beside his Tabouring-sticke even now. Or help of a flitch of bacon. Let us alone, bless the Sov'raine, and his senses. O, he's often forgotten, that's no rule; but there is no Maid marian, nor Friar amongst them, which is the surer mark. Unless they be all fools. O they are called the Moon men I remember now! Yonder they are. I, I have the greatest charge; gather the money. No, but a Mill sixpence I loved as dearly, and a 2 pence I had to spend over and above; beside; the Harper that was gathered amongst us, to pay the Piper. I, and put in my life for one, for I am come about too; I am sorry I had no more money in my purse when you came first upon us Sir; If I had known you would have picked my pocket so Like a Gentleman, I would have been better provided; I shall be glad to venture a purse with your Worship at any time you'll appoint, so you would prefer me to your Captain; I'll put in security for my truth, and serve out my time, though I die to morrow. O any thing for the Patrico, what is't? what is't? Our whole stock, is that gone? how will Tom Tickle-foot do to wet his whistle then? Is't possible? fine fingered Gipsies faith.

Plot summary

Plot — News from the New World Discovered in the Moon
Two heralds announce news, and receive attention from three distributors of the commodity: a printer, a historian, and a writer of newsletters. Each is guilty of abuses: the printer recycles old news, printing it again with a new date; the historian pads out his book with trivia to reach a length agreed in advance with his publisher; and the letter-writer tells different news according to the religious opinions of the recipient. The heralds’ news has come from the Moon: Ben Jonson has just returned from a voyage there and brings an account of its strange landscape, inhabitants, and customs. Also arrived are the Volatees, lunar fauna, who dance the antimasque. The masquers have travelled into space in order to contemplate the King’s greatness and virtue. Now they return, somewhat chilly, but thaw out under the royal refulgence, shake off their icicles, and dance. Then they return to space to spread the news of the King’s magnificence.