Early Modern Drama · Character Archetypes

ROBERT

in The Honest Lawyer — S., S.

Metadata

PlayThe Honest Lawyer
AuthorS., S.
Year (catalogued)1616
First performance1615
Decade1610s
GenreComedy
Play typeAdult Professional
CompanyQueen Anne's Men
Speech prefix(es)Rob.
Words1149
Characters6256
Typicality0.34 (cosine to cluster centroid)
TCP idA68683
BritDrama no.1754
ClusterCluster 19 — Grieving nobles & tragicomic sufferers

Important excerpts

Passages from this character's speech that contain the most distinguishing words for Cluster 19 (piety, thalander, crimes, blessings, loathed, pretend…). Matches are highlighted.

but that you wrong her, o my conscience. O were you not my father, I would let This passion out of your impostumed heart— Why should not I forget, that your blood moves In any veins of mine; when you forgo The reason of a father, husband, man? And stick degeneration on your name? If I sail ill, know your example steered My voyage
you, use her well. I cannot Sir. I must obey. Thou comest upon thy death, infectious issue of the world's plague; if thy blood stained foot enter these doors. Our parents are from home. Till their return, I'll keep possession. Or loose it with my life. Right noble son of so professed a foe, Heaven be as kind to you, as you to our

Full speech

Sir, my mother prays— She is your wife, my mother, Sir. Nothing, but that you wrong her, o my conscience. O were you not my father, I would let This passion out of your impostumed heart— Why should not I forget, that your blood moves In any veins of mine; when you forgo The reason of a father, husband, man? And stick degeneration on your name? If I sail ill, know your example steered My voyage and my vessel. Father's are more Then private men: their lives are the set copies. Their children write by; and should there give Their imitation patterns how to live. Hell's a sad place, they say:—O, I'll dare never To follow my own father leading thither. Looseness Sir? O hell! She is my mother; pray you, use her well. I cannot Sir. I must obey. Thou comest upon thy death, infectious issue of the world's plague; if thy blood stained foot enter these doors. Our parents are from home. Till their return, I'll keep possession. Or loose it with my life. Right noble son of so professed a foe, Heaven be as kind to you, as you to our woe. Hold. Here take your kindness back: Though we are poor, My sister was not bred to be a whore. Forbear to touch her. Gout, dropsy, lameness, rotten legs can hasten T'vndoe the poor. Usurers that fit Bound to their chairs with charms, & cannot move But by their porters, can to ill bestir them. He needs make haste, that is at hell before them. Fit still you lethargy: you had better drop— You are my stern Sir, at your pleasure guide This tempest-beaten vessel. Sir, be not so incensed: resume your son Into your former love, and I resign All right, that his free promise hath made mine. COme, sister to my sorrows, and my self. They say, society in woes does lighten Our pressures; but I find the contrary. My woes are heavier by thy company My grief for thy distress, doubles mine own. I should be far less wretched, if alone. Little once thought thy mother, that thy fate Should stoop to service to relieve thy state: We are not tried, but in our misery. He is a cunning Coachman that can turn Well in a narrow room. To manage plenty In a right form, commends the state, not person. He's blessed, that to be rich can give consent With honesty, or rest poor with content. I wonder, Benjamin does not visit us. His last relief is done, if that spring dry, We faint for succour, and must fainting die. See, here comes Bromloy, once our father's Steward: Sure, he'll support us. Sister, cry his kindness: thy speech is more pathetical. The Statute, Judas? with are no Beggars, though We tried thy courtesy. Cursed be thy fate, Thou from our father gottest thy whole estate. Yet grudgest us some fragments. Hence, out Dog: If thou stayest miscreant— Do thy worst, devil. And insatiate worm strike deep in to thy conscience, sile thy heart strings with rubbing flets: And turn thy derogated name, On foggy blastings of eternal shame. Ingratitude is gone; and in his room, Extortion and a fiend is hith or come. Go thou accursed Cain: in misery, When thou beggest mercy, be't as far from thee. Heaven be as deaf to thee, when thy soul breath Shall beg some respite at thy violent death. This fellow sure will succour us. Now I remember, when I went to school, I read of one Vespasian a good Emperor, That told his Courtiers if a day out-slipt him, Wherein he did nor good, that day was lost. The next he would redeem't with double cost. Ill coloured sin, how shameful dost thou look, In them that plead thy warrant from their book! Thus much: a broken head. Hence, skie-consulting Gypsy: men commit Sins dark as night, and blame the stars for it. Another passenger—O this is Sager. His wife was once a servant to our mother. Alas, when these built from our ruinous woe Relieve us not, what should this poor man do. With joust hands. I'm prouder of thy love, then of thy lands. By your leave, Mistress Sorrow. I have letters from Mr. Been. Gripe. Sure I should know that face and language too. A chill disquiet troubles my soft peace, And runs Like a cold fever through my blood. I'm very sick of somewhat. O it's then Error, the sickness in all minds of men. But that I know her absence gives her dead. In would swear it was my mother. alas vain thoughts, How you would flatter me! Zlid she calls me Son. Yes: this testify. I beg your blessing on my humbled knee. Lives my Father? Vm'h my doubts Wrap me in further maze. My father dead? My mother living in his enemies house? Let's study. Oft I have herd my father moan, That this same woman's lust had him undone. This gives strong faith. Why should she else live here, But to some such vile end? By heaven 'tis clear. O that this sap, which my life feeds upon, Did not confess a derivation From that corrupted trunk! Well, I will force Nature run back with a preposterous course. I'll fashion a forgetful lunacy, That ere I was her soon. But on my soul, Not touch her with least hurt.—Woman come hither. Storm? No, 'tis thunder. Can you read this? Come, come, forget These filial rights, and Nature's attributes. Prepare your self to— I'm deafer then and Usurer to your mones. I must, Like Nero, see the place I bred in. Be brief in answer: did you never wrong my father's nuptial bed. Take heed. Clog not that breast with more sin, that must bleed. Speak truth and save your soul. Lie you not here to satiate his lust, That robbed my father? speak, or you are but dust. Now on thy soul thou liest. Confess, be plain, or without pause thou diest. Will you feel it, Sir? How now? my mother guarded? with two rogues? Sword, thou didst feign to kill her—but—Sirrah—you—deliver me this woman, or I'll make thy yellow starched face serve me for a cutwork band. Sirrah, you see I stand charged already. Will you have me run? No matter for thy prayers; dispatch it quickly then. Yes. Dear mother, pardon; be secure— Good leach, stand further off: your breath's too violent Mass, 'tis true. How forgetfully are we cheated? You do lie! 'Twas a mischance Sir. A miracle: And Usurer drunk at's own cost. Come down, Raven. Blind, credulous fool! He that shall trust at needs Such nice and tottering coxcombs, shall thus speed. Should his sick father send him for some drug, He would turn back at such imagined bugs. And by his friend? Fate, whither will thy projects tend! My father?

Plot summary

Plot — The Honest Lawyer
Richard Vaster’s lands are mortgaged to Gripe the usurer for £300. Jealously believing himself to have been cuckolded, he sells his wife Florence to the bawd and innkeeper Marmaid, claiming her to be his sister. He then challenges Benjamin Gripe, the usurer’s son, to a duel, and pretends to be killed; the remorseful Benjamin is determined to make amends by looking after Vaster’s family. Valentine sets himself up as a phoney doctor and is asked to cure Gripe’s gout, which entails driving a large nail through the affected toe. While Gripe is inconvenienced by the nail, Valentine steals his purse and keys. Gripe also sends Benjamin to foreclose on Vaster’s mortgage; when Benjamin asks him to give the bereaved family a three-month respite, he is disinherited. Surprisingly, the nail does indeed drive out the gout. Curfew has passed himself off as the deputy Abbot of Newnham after the death of the real deputy, his brother, and he uses the abbey as a base for highway robbery. His first two victims are Valentine and the disguised Vaster, who both prove as rascally as he; the three of them end up going into partnership. They proceed to rob travellers: Vaster happily relieves Gripe of his money, but lets Benjamin off with an injunction to be good to the Vaster family. Whenever they leave anyone tied up on the road, Florence comes out of the nearby inn and releases them. She is proving a 1614 disappointment to Marmaid ~ all her clients seem to end up with a new moral outlook on prostitution — so the bawd allows Benjamin, the landlord, to take her away. He lodges her at his father’s house under an assumed name, Widow Sorrow. Valentine makes an affray at the inn, and is arrested. The justice before whom he is brought happens to be Gripe, who lets him off, because he has developed another medical complaint: inability to urinate. Valentine proposes using gunpowder to blow open the urinary tract, and again the treatment is surprisingly successful. Robert and Anne, Vaster’s son and daughter, are destitute, but nobody will give them any money, not even Bromley, Vaster’s former steward who owes everything to the family. Benjamin sends Robert to see ‘Widow Sorrow’, and falls in love with Anne. Robert soon identifies the widow as his mother, but suspects that her presence in the usurer’s household confirms his father’s suspicions of her adultery. When he threatens her with violence, Gripe has him committed to prison. The usurer attempts to seduce the widow, and gives her the…