in Messalina, the Roman Empress — Richards, Nathaniel
Metadata
Play
Messalina, the Roman Empress
Author
Richards, Nathaniel
Year (catalogued)
1640
First performance
1635
Decade
1640s
Genre
Tragedy
Play type
Adult Professional
Company
King's Revels Company
Speech prefix(es)
Val. | Vall.
Words
558
Characters
3092
Typicality
0.32 (cosine to cluster centroid)
TCP id
A68655
BritDrama no.
2472
Cluster
Cluster 23 — Gulls, fops & laughing-stocks
Important excerpts
No keyword-matching excerpt could be extracted (the cluster label doesn't share vocabulary with this character's speech).
Full speech
Still plodding at your Book, shall we never find You otherwise; Pox of this sad muttering To your self; hang't up, it's a disease to Sweet alacrity, of all true jovial Minds to be abhorred, come.— Offers to take away the Book. Out upon't; drink me and whore; those are The virtues best, and best accepted among Gallants of this age. Pish; were't not for sparkling beauty, precious woman, Woman I say, that fair and winning creature, Whose never to be resisted delicate touch, Divides us into all the sweets of sense, Were't not for her, (glorious sweet faced woman,) Man makes no use of his Creation, What says our Roman phrase, Si non letaris vivens laetabere nanquam. Leave then this puling study and be ruled. Hang up Philosophy that Scene of sorrow, Come go with me to beauty's fair abided, There, if you'll make true trial of your strength, Let it be there employed; do but withstand The catching beauty's there, and spite of all Their powerful charms and incantations Come freely off, untainted with the Act. For ever I'll abjure to be seduced By the world's quainte enticements; betake me Wholly to Philosophy, and practice The same in life. Talk not but do't. Come Sir, we'll enter you. Silius you're snared; and we our wager won. Oh happy state. Thrice happy, I'de not change Earth for Jove's felicity. I'de do't, though Phaeton Like, The hight receipt should fire this Fabric. I that know none more worthy then my self Of true regard and worth; would be resolved What's he, that bears the valiant mind of man Dares for his mighty sovereign Mistress more Then Urctius Valens. That our bloods decide. Stand all so firm, this Seal express my rage. I'll study Art in love for recompense. It's a fit bound unto your boundless glory. Else, how should the means to his high ay e, Free from the plots of blood thus fairly greet Without least flaw in safety. Refresh to memory The Acts of blood that reigned in Scylla's days Brave Silius go on, and Prosper, and command me ever And all. For changes in each dance my brain shall work. Now, Does he claw Like a decayed Tradesman when To maintain the wagging of his chaps His wives Venerial Firkin must to Sale. It'll never take Unless you bring in the dapper dancer, With his la ta tat a teero tat a tant Ta ra rat a ta too rant tat a ta teero tat a too, Flinging away his legs, and screwing his face Into the fury of a thousand fools. Whose this? Mad-madam Lepida a sleep. Spoke Like thy self my metropolitan Cut throat of chastity. That deep carouse, makes Vectius Valens see. In my minds eye me thinks, A moving Army coming from Hostiam. Oh mighty horns. What? fly? And leave you here; first with this hand I'll tear my bowels out, and sacrifice My heart's last leave to life. None here but scorns To plead with humble baseness, low submission For miserable mercy. Fullness of joy, My lustful blood flows from me, man's never blessed, Till freed by death; locked from the world's unrest. Die So deeply swear That may loves thunder strike when we forsake Our vows. Prithee be not thus bitter unto they, Poor necessary evils they pleasure us.
Plot summary
Plot — Messalina, the Roman Empress
Having successfully competed with the prostitute Calpurnia to see which of them can sleep with more men in 24 hours, the Empress Messalina sets her sights on the chaste Silius as her lover. He is summoned to the brothel and successfully seduced. The Emperor Claudius leaves Rome for an annual religious ceremony. While he is away, Messalina’s debauchery has free rein. Romans are summoned to court to participate: the actor Mnester is tortured into compliance, and three women taking refuge with Lepida, Messalina’s mother, are murdered when they refuse to come. Messalina invokes the Furies to make her sexy, and resists Lepida’s attempts to persuade her to a chaste life; Lepida goes mad. Silius is sent to murder his wife, Silana, but finds himself unable to go through with it; instead he conceals from Messalina the fact that she is still alive. Messalina’s seduction programme is not universally successful: she identifies Montanus as a desirable sexual partner, but he resists her and flees Rome. She decides to go through a ceremony of marriage with Silius, and has a document of approval drawn up and authenticated with the imperial seal. A wedding masque is planned, in which the Vestal Virgins are to be raped; but Lepida overhears the arrangements being discussed, and rescues the Virgins through a secret passage before they are called on to perform. They are pursued by Messalina’s agents, but the earth swallows them and the Virgins are saved; the pander Saufellus is confronted by the ghosts of the three murdered women and struck by a thunderbolt before he goes down. Claudius’ minions inform him of Messalina’s sexual misconduct, and he sends in the guard. The palace is raided and Messalina’s favourites killed. Silana arrives too late to help Silius, and dies kissing his dead lips. Claudius orders Messalina to be tried before the Senate, but his minion Narcissus fears his susceptibility to her feminine wiles, and sends an executioner to kill her. She is visited by the ghosts of her victims, agents, and favourites, and pre-empts the executioner by taking her own life. Claudius decides not to marry again.