MONOPOLY

Oh no sir, I must disburs instantly we that be Courty ers have more plac S to send money to, then the devil hath to send his spirits: theres a great deal of light gold. Sooth I cannot: by this light I am so infinitely, so unbon dably beholding to you? Little Moll, send away the fellow? What do you eat preserved Melonnes for Moll? Do you hear, let your man carry home my money to the ordinary, and lay it in my Chamber, but let him not tell my host that it is money: I owe him but forty pound, and the Rogue is hasty, he will follow me when he thinks I have money, and pry in to me as Crows perch upon Carrion, and when he hath found it out, prey upon me as Heralds do upon Funerals. You are a Monkey, I'll pay him for's day: I'll see you to morrow to. Do you hear, you shall feign some scurvy disease or oh there, and go to the Both next spring, Enter Mistress Honisuckle, and Mistress Wafer. I'll meet you there. Gentlewomen I stayed for a most happy wind, and now the your sweet, sweet lips, should set me going: good mistress Honisuckle; good mistress Wafer, good mistress Tenterhook, I will pray for you, that neither riuallshippe in loves, pureness of painting, or riding out of town, not acquainting each other with it, be a cause your sweet beauties do fallen out, and rail one upon another. Why mistress, railing is your mother tongue as well as lying. In troth beauty's (as one spoke seriously) that there was no inheritance in the amity of Princes, so think I of Woe men, too often interviews amongst women, as amongst Princes, breeds envy oft to others fortune, there is only in the amity of woe men and estate for will, and every puny knows that is no certain inheritance. So may I leave you most fortunate gentlewoman. What party? From her? Fewh? pray thee stretch me no more upon your Tenterhook: pox on her? Are there no Pottecariesith Town to send her Physic-bills to, but me: She's not troubled with the green sickness still, Is she? In black? I'll write to her to morrow. Nay thats no matter, we can speak as broad as she? but wut bring her? Which party? Farewell. And ear I come to sup in this Tavern again. Theres no more attendance then in a Jail, and there had been a Punk ot two in the company then we should not have been rid of the drawers: now were I in and excel ̄ to humour to go to a valting house I would break down all their Glass-windows, hew in pieces all their join stools, tear silk petticoats, ruffle their Periwigges, and spoil their Painting, Oh the Gods what I could do: I could un dergo fifteen bawds by this darkness, or if I could meet one of these Varlets that were Pannier Alley on their backs (Sergeants) I would make them scud so fast from me, that they should think it a shorter way between this and Ludgate, then a condemned Cum purse thinks it between Newgate and Tyburn. Am not I drunk now: Implentur veteris bacchi, pi quis que Tobacco. Captain Whirlpool when wilt come to Court and dine with me? Arrest me, at whose suit you varlets? Why you varlets dare you arrest one of the Court. Catchpole do you see, I will have the hair of your head and beard shaved off for this, and ear I catch you at Grays Inn by this light law. Are you Sergeants Christians? Sirrah thou lookest Like a good pitiful rascal, and thou art a tall man to it seems, thou hast backed many a man in thy time I warrant. Welsaide in-troth, I love your quality, las 'tis needful every man should come by his own but as God mend m gentlemen I have not one cross about me, only you two. Might not you let a Gentlemen pass out of your hands, and say you saw him not? Is there not such a kind of mercy in you now and then my Masters, as I live, if you come to my lodging to morrow morning, I'll give you five brace of Angels? good yeoman persuade your graduate here: I know some of you to be honest faithful Drun kards, respect a poor Gentleman in my case. Do you hear sir, you see I am in the hands of a couple of Ravens here, as you are a Gentleman lend me forty shillings, let me not live if I do not pay you the forfeiture of the whole bound, and never plead Conscience. Well, a man ought not to sweat by any thing in the hands of Sergeants but by silver, and because my pocket is no lawful Ju stice to Minister any such oath unto me, I will patiently encounter the Counter. Which is the dearest ward in Prison Sergeant! the knights ward? Well the knight is above the master though his Table be worse furnished: I'll go thither. I what of her. I, am? She hath reason, if she respect her poor kindred. Honest Sergeant, Conscionable Officer, did I forget my self even now, a vice that sticks to me always when I am drunk to abuse my best friends: where didst buy this buff? Let me not live but I'll give thee a good suit of durance, Wilt thou take my bound Sergeant? Where a Scrivener, a Scrivener good Yeoman? you shall have my sword and hangers to pay him. Well said; wast not a most treacherous partly to arrest a man in the night and when he is almost drunk, when he hath not his wits about him to remember which of his friends is in the Sub sedy: Come did I abuse you, I recant, you are as necessary in a ci ty as Tumblers in Norfolk, Sumners in Lancashire, or Rake-hels in and Army I beseech you Mistress Tenterhook, Before God I'll be sick if you will not be merry. Come, because I kept from Town a little, let me not live if I did not hear the sickness was in Town very hight: In troth thy hair is of and excellent colour since I saw it. Oh those bright tres ses Like to threads of gold. Heres and honest Gentleman will be here by & by, was born at Foolham: his name is Gos ng Gloo-worme. He is a Knight: what aild your husband to be so hasty to arrest me. Why not Like a woman. I am beholding to you. I thank you, I hope yowl bail me Cousin? Tush let not any young woman love a man in years too well. I have acquainted Wafer and Honey suckle with it, and they allow my wit for't extremely. Enter Ambush. Oh honest Sergeant Oh my little Honeysuckle art come to visit a Prisoner? Why Chamberlin? will not these Fiddlers be drawn forth? are they not in tune yet? Or are the Rogues a fraid ath Statute, and dare not travel so far without a passport? Where this noise? what a lousy Towns this? Has Brainford no music int. Plague a their Cats guts, and their scraping: dost not see women here, and can wethinkst thou be without a noise then? Created a Knight! thats no good heraldry: you must say dubbed. A general fault at Citizens tables. Some burned Sack for her good wench : or possit drink, pox a this Rogue Chamberlin, one of you call him: how her pulses beat: a draught of Cynamon water now for her, were better than two Tankerdes out of the Thames: how now? Would. I'm accursed to spend money in this Town of iniquity: theres no good thing ever comes out of it: and it stands upon such musty ground, by reason of the River, that I cannot see how a tender woman can do well int, Sfoot? Sick now? cast down now 'tis come to the push. Look to her good wenches. No remedy trusty Troilus: and it grieves me as much, that yowl want your false Cressida to night, for heeres no sir Pan darus to usher you into your Chamber. No whispering with the common enemy by this Iron: he sees the Devil that sees how all goes amongst the woe men to night: Nay Sfoot? If I stand piping till you dance, damn me. Puh, good master Lynstocke, I'll not stand by while you give Fire at your Key-holes? I'll hold no Trencher till and other eedes: no stirrup till another gets up: be no doorkeeper. I would not been so often at Court, but I know what the backside of the Hangings are made of I'll trust none under a piece of Tapestry, videlicet. a Coverlet. No matter, I'll not be doubly gulled, by them and by you: go, will you take the lease of the next chamber and do as I do. Any villainy in your company, but nothing out on't will you fit up, or lie by'te. Troth then; I'll have you before me. Yours i'faith: I'll play Janus with two faces & look a squint both ways for one night. Since we must swim, lets leap into one flood, Weel either be all nought, or else all good. Who's there? Uds foot, what Weasel are you? are you going to catch Quails, that you bring your pipes with you. I'll see what troubled Ghost it is that cannot sleep. Amen, for the last time I saw you, the Devil was at mine elbow in Buff, what! 3 merry men, & 3. merry men, & 3. me ry men be we too, Who? my overthwart neighbour: passing well: this is kindly done: Sir Gozlin is not far from you: we'll join our Armi S presently, here be rare fields to walk in-Captaine rise, Captain Lynstock bestir your stumps, for the Philestins are up on us Your wives have aude themselves for one. yes Sir: with a double charge, your Harpy that set his ten commandments upon my back had 2. Diamonds to save him harmless. Me Sir, do you think there be no diamond courtiers. Siria you that live by nothing but the carrion of poult y. Where are my lems and precious stones that were my bale. No, in-troth 'tis no matter, 'twill a way in play, let me see the bound? let me see when this money is to be paid? the tenth of August. The first day that I must tender this money, is the first of Dogdays. Not for as many Angels as there be letters in her Paper: Speak not of me to her, nor our meeting if you love me: wut come? Saw you my uncle? Well: sing over her ditty when I'm in tune, Why how lies she? Perhaps I'll doot to night, farewell. Gods so, dost hear, I'm to sup this night at the Lion in Sh redich with certain gallants: Can ̄ st thou not draw forth some delicate face, that I would not seen, and bring it thither, wut thou? All as civil (by this sighed) as Lawyers. If I be, I'll built Chimneys with Tobacco but I'll smoke some: and be sure Bird. I'll stick wool upon thy back. Pray thee good yeoman call the gentlemen back again. Theres a Gentleman hath carried a hundred pound of mine home with him to his lodging, because I dare not carry it over the fields, I'll discharge it presently. Stay Chamberlin: where our knight sir Gozlin? where sir Gozlin. I, well said: they're none of our giving: let em keep their own quarter: Nay I told you the man would soak him if he were ten Knights: if he were a Knight of Gold they fetch him over. Well, well, come, weel for once feed his humour. Come lets satisfy our appetite. Nay, then look to have some body l e on the earth fort: Its ordinary for your Lief tenant to be drunk with your Cap taine, and your Captain to cast with your Knight. Very good. To fee what wine and women can do, the one makes a man not to have a word to throw at a Dog, the other makes a man to eat his own words though they were never so filthy. Fit up at Cards all night? What Chamberlain? I must take a pipe of Tobacco. Do you long to would e me swoon? I'll use but half a pipe intruth. Smell toot: I perfumed. Prithee good missed , I'll would done in a trice. Sweet Clare call up thy spirits.