Early Modern Drama · Character Archetypes

MABEL

in Westward Ho — Dekker, Thomas; Webster, John

Metadata

PlayWestward Ho
AuthorDekker, Thomas; Webster, John
Year (catalogued)1607
First performance1604
Decade1600s
GenreComedy
Play typeBoys Professional
CompanyChildren of Paul's (second)
Speech prefix(es)Mab. | mab. | Mist Waf. | Mist waf. | Mist wafer. | Mist. Waf.
Words481
Characters2431
Typicality0.20 (cosine to cluster centroid)
TCP idA20100
BritDrama no.1450
ClusterCluster 16 — Errand servants & brief parts

Important excerpts

Passages from this character's speech that contain the most distinguishing words for Cluster 16 (nat, ningle, chould, numps, terry, dery…). Matches are highlighted.

out off London and let her keep in Brainford still. Thats Serning men fashion. I'll rather love a man that takes a purse, then him that takes Tobacco. Oh my sweet Child, where the Collier? Run into Bucklers burry for two ounces of Dragon water, so e Sperma and Treakle. What is it sick of Coliar? burning Fever? You shall not go
I live. Your two husband, and he have made a match to go find a Hare about Busty Causy. I, I, I, if you had groaned fort as I have done you would have been more natural. Take my riding hat, and my kirtle there: I'll away presently? No sir I will not hinder your business. I see how little you respect the fruits of your own body.

Full speech

Why Tenterhook pray thee lets dance friskin, & be merry. Here master Lynstocke, half mine is yours. Bun, Bun, Bun, Bun. Here mistress Tenterhook. Yet most of your Citizens wives love jolting? I, I, lets go by water, for sir Gozlin I have herd you say you love to go by water. Fear not me, for a veny or two? No indeed, sir Gozlin she's a very honest woman, and a Mid-wi e. I would not have em cast up their accounts here, for more then they mean to be drunk this twelvemonth. No indeed, how was it? Nay he can doot. Three, three, mai er Lynstocke three. I know what one of em buzzed in mine ear, till Like a These in a Candle, he made mine ears burn, but I swore to say nothing. Weel eat and drink with em. But how shall we shift em off? Thats certain, I know that by my self. Passion of me? master Monopoly, master Linstock and you be men, help to daw mistress Tenterhook: Oh quickly, quickly, she's sick and taken with and Agony. I so we will, and to you too: this was excellent. I, I knock your bellies full, we hug one another a bed and lie laughing till we tickle again to remember how we sent you a Batfowling. You Can ̄ not enter indeed la, gods my pittikin our 3 hus bans somon a parlee; let that long old woman either creep under the bed or else stand upright behind the painted cloth. Lets never hide our heads now, for we are discovered. Your flesh and blood is very well recoue read now mouse- Oh no, for Gods sake, rather hem her out off London and let her keep in Brainford still. Thats Serning men fashion. I'll rather love a man that takes a purse, then him that takes Tobacco. Oh my sweet Child, where the Collier? Run into Bucklers burry for two ounces of Dragon water, so e Sperma and Treakle. What is it sick of Coliar? burning Fever? You shall not go with me as I live. Your two husband, and he have made a match to go find a Hare about Busty Causy. I, I, I, if you had groaned fort as I have done you would have been more natural. Take my riding hat, and my kirtle there: I'll away presently? No sir I will not hinder your business. I see how little you respect the fruits of your own body. I shall find some body to bear me company. By this light but you shall not, you shall not hit me i'th teeth that I was your hindrance, will you to Bucklers burry sir? As I live but I will. Exc llent master. The time of our meeting? Come? The place. So. Sirrah, thou knowest my husband keeps a Kennel of hounds? Venery?

Plot summary

Plot — Westward Ho
Through the bawd Birdlime, an earl is trying to corrupt Mistress Justiniano, but despite her husband’s jealous suspicions she has so far resisted his advances and remained chaste. He pretends bankruptcy, and tells her he is going abroad; but in fact he remains in London disguised as a writing teacher, Parenthesis. Meanwhile his wife, feeling the force of her poverty, is tempted by the Earl The wives of three citizens, Tenterhook, Wafer, and Honeysuckle, have a tavern assignation (arranged by ‘Parenthesis’) with Sir Gosling Glow-worm and friends; there they plan a journey westward by boat for a sexual night out in Brentford, with the wives’ absence explained by a ruse. ‘Parenthesis’ agrees to report that they have gone to visit Wafer’s sick child, and does so disguised as a collier. Mistress Tenterhook arranges for her kinsman Monopoly to be arrested for an unpaid debt to her husband, then bribes the arresting officer to free him so that he can join the party going to Brentford. ‘While their wives are away, the three citizens all try fo visit the same prostitute; Birdlime tries to juggle 1604 them, but they discover each other’s identities. Justiniano reveals himself and tells them where their wives really are, then takes his wife’s place, cross- dressed, at her assignation with the Earl. Discovering the substitution, the Earl thinks he has been visited by a succubus. Justiniano pretends he has poisoned his wife and shows the dead body; this is only a ruse, but the Earl is duly struck with conscience. At Brentford, the wives resist the gallants’ plans to seduce them, and Sir Gosling Glow-worm induces the local fiddlers to disturb the neighbourhood with bawdy songs. When the husbands arrive expecting to catch their wives in the act of adultery, they find them chaste. Monopoly’s debt is discharged through Justiniano’s intervention, and Sir Gosling attacked by outraged locals. The party returns home to London.