Red Bull;Phoenix/Cockpit;Indoor Professional;Outdoor Professional
Speech prefix(es)
Valase. | Val. | Valasc. | Va.
Words
1171
Characters
6013
Typicality
0.36 (cosine to cluster centroid)
TCP id
A20088
BritDrama no.
1997
Cluster
Cluster 18 — Chronicle statesmen & prelates
Important excerpts
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Full speech
And broad awake! It spoke! not, did it? No arms! Fancy, Fancy. A mere Deceptio visus. Well; they did, they did. Sooth him up, you're fools, If the Lion say the Asses ears are horns The Ass if he be wise will swear it, la Sir These tell me they all saw it. I buz! What buz! Were't thou as big as all the Kings i'th world, It's false and I defy thee. Out with't; no whispering, A good Jest! I should confess to him I know not what, And have my throat cut, but I know not why. I'll never write, but to him in person. All health to your good Lordship, I wish that, Which most I think you want. Two main wheels my Lord, Have hither brought me, on the Kings Command, To'ther my love, with a desire to know Why I amongst all the trees that spread it'h Court Should still be smote with lightning from your eye; Yours only dangerous Arrows shoots at me: You have the Courtiers dialect right, your tongue Walks ten miles from your heart, when last you saw me, Do you remember how you threatened; as for you Sir— O my good Lord, be my good Lord, I read Harsh Lectures in your face, but meet no Comment That can dissolve the riddle, unless it be Out of that noble fashion that great men Must trip some heals up, though they stand as low As Vintners when they conjure, only to show Their skill in wrestling, it's not well to strike A man whose hands are bound, Like should choose Like. Umh! I do believe your Lordship. A bosom villain! True love my Lord at Court, is hardly God. Humble thanks. Say you so! You look not out I see, nor hear the storms Which late have shook the Court. You in your Cabin know nothing there's a Pinnace (Was manned out first by city,) is come to Court, New rigged, a very painted Galley foist, And yet our Spanish Devils, the Armada Of our great vessels dare not stir for her. From his lawful pillow, The King has taken a Citizens wife. What should men do with Citizens wives at Court? All will be nought, poor Queen it's she smarts for't. He does her wrong, And I shall tell him soundly. I'll pay it home. What lies here, Lies here, and none shall know it. The peoples hearts are full, Too full of weeds already. I could soon doo't. Do what! misprize me not, pray good my Lord, Nor let these foolish words we shoot i'th Air, Fallen on our heads and wound us: to take all Into mine own hands, this I mean. Boldly and honestly to chide the King. Take his minx up short. Roundly, to rate, her Wittal husband: to stir up— You hear not me say so. Good day to your Lordship. No, it recoils. Why! If we cut one another throats, I shall never Speak of this: fare your Lordship well. Alphonso de Gramada. Where hast thou been Alphonso! And th'are the fairest Grapes I ever touched. I have not seen a lovelier. O I shall rob you, of too much sweetness. I thank you. Farewell good Alphonso. Most delicate, taste'em: Is it not strange, that on a branch so fair, Should grow so foul a fruit, as Drunkards are! This Juice infused In man, makes him a beast, good things abused, Convert to poison thus; how now! I'll pawn my life he does. Would! A giddynesse too me thinks. I think our banes are asked. I'm glad to see your Majesty. I was going to cry all hid. To his teeth, Throat, mouth to mouth, body to body. Keep back, he'll poison my glove else. Then he had been hanged. Yes, and arrant traitor. No, I drank none sir. You and I one day, being in conference, You named this noble King (my Sovereign) A tyrant, bid me strike, 'twas now my time, Spoke of a Piece charged, and of shooting off Of stirrring up the Rascals to rebel, And to be short, to kill thee. Yes Traitor, thou. In your Chamber. How! See. see! Pox, a'my heart then. There's my glove, thou liest. Your will. My Lord, we must speak with you. No my Lord, I think I'm rather left To be your Confessor. A kind of football slight, my Lord, men use Exceeding much at Court, your self has herd Little shrimps have thrown men higher then the Guard; But barring this rough play, let's now consider, For what I stay, and what you are to do. To die. Break in fellows. Your Executioners appointed by the King. To beg your pardon, for they fear their work Will never please you. That book is sent in Love to you from the King It contains pictures of strange sundry death's He bids you choose the easiest. Your choice is ill made. My Lord pray pardon me I'm forced to what I do, it's the Kings pleasure To have you die in private. That's to have your head. He'll be quiet when you are dead. I would bestowed him as you commanded, in's graven. One of the happiest hours Mine age ever numbered; would your Hignesse now Would fetch up the read blood her cheeks hath lost By sending her, some symbol of your love. I'll lend it in your name. She shall pay her heart for it in interest. Would! Some trick upon my life, State-conjuring To raise up Devils in Prisons, and i'th dark: If she be dead, I'll see her. Well, I say nothing, Birds in Cages mourn At first, but at last sing; I will take my turn. Here comes the traitor! Bloody Varlet. A better Spirit Stood at his elbow, then you planted there, My poor Girl your sad Queen, breathes yet. With the best heart I have. Not too hard good my Lord, alas I am crazed. And excellent Tale. I! I do all this! it's false in Prince Johns face I'll spit if he dares speak it, you might ride me For a right Ass indeed if I should kick At you, undermine you, or blow you up? In whom the hope of my posterity (By marriage of my child your wife) does grow None but and Ass would do it. Take it; now here's Prince John. The King I thank him says that you and I— Cut you out sir in steaks: I'll not be silent, And that I am and Ass, and a Fox you; Have I any dealings with you? Now I'm called fool too. All thrives not well within me: On my soul T'is but Conceit, I'm hurt with fear, Done John, Is my Close mortal enemy, and perhaps Under the Cullor I am poisoned, sends To pay me soundly! to prevent the worst, Preservative or poison, he drinks first. No, begin, I pledge them both, death is a common fate. It's down. Worse.
Plot summary
Plot — Match Me in London
It is midnight, and Tormiella is missing from her father Malevento’s house. He wonders if she is visiting Gazetto, her fiancé, but in fact she has eloped to Seville with the man she loves, Cordolente. There they get married and open a shop. The bawd Dildoman recommends her to the King, who comes to the shop on the pretext of buying a glove. Tormiella is taken to court and her escort disposed of by a ruse; Dildoman tries to persuade her to yield to the King. The Queen becomes jealous of Tormiella and attempts to stab her. Cordolente realizes he has been cuckolded; he and Malevento are both offered places at court, but only Malevento accepts. Don John intends to depose the King, his brother, with the help of the Portuguese nobility. He persuades his doctor to poison Don Valasco, the Queen’s father, having first told him that the King is having an affair with Tormiella. Valasco eats some grapes, falls sick, and is then poisoned with the medicine the doctor administers; Don John sends the body home. In fact, it was only a sleeping potion, and the King confronts Don John with the living Valasco; when their quarrel escalates to the point of a duel, the King puts Don John under house arrest. He discovers documentary proof of the conspiracy, and sends Valasco to supervise Don John’s execution, which is to be done in private and using a method selected by Don John himself from an illustrated book of deaths. Valasco reports him dead. The King uses Martines, who is implicated in Don John’s plot, to facilitate a charge of adultery against the Queen: he writes her a love-letter to the King’s dictation and delivers it, only to be arrested. The King engages Gazetto, who has come to Seville in disguise, to murder both the Queen and Cordolente, thereby clearing his path to marry Tormiella. Gazetto has scruples about killing the Queen, but is quite ready to dispose of his successful rival in love. The King hears that Tormiella has gone mad; then Gazetto reports that the Queen is dead. The King intends to go through with marrying Tormiella anyway, and Gazetto offers to cure her. When he visits her disguised as a doctor, he learns that the madness is only a ruse to facilitate her escape from court with Cordolente. Gazetto reveals his identity to her, and she agrees to kill the King on their wedding night. Warned by Gazetto, Cordolente tries to kill Tormiella before the marriage can take place, but is prevented; however, thunder stops the wedding, and the King comes to his…