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BERNARD

in A New Trick to Cheat the Devil — Davenport, Robert

Metadata

PlayA New Trick to Cheat the Devil
AuthorDavenport, Robert
Year (catalogued)1639
First performance1625
Decade1630s
GenreComedy
Play typeAdult Professional
CompanyQueen Henrietta Maria's Men (?); Lady Elizabeth's Men (?)
Speech prefix(es)Ber.
Words658
Characters3596
Typicality0.32 (cosine to cluster centroid)
TCP idA19888
BritDrama no.2198
ClusterCluster 14 — Law & judgment

Important excerpts

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Full speech

Now we have passed our more retired hours To holy uses as our vows compel; In zealous and Religious exercises, In Visitation of the weak and sick, To strengthen those that stagger with our prayers, And ghostly counsel; now night calls us home Unto our Cloister, there to spend the rest Of our late hours in thoughts contemplative, And sacred Meditations. Mercy Heaven how swift time runs? Thou sayest true, how shall we spend the night then? Knock good Friar John, and beg us a nights lodging. But Devotion should always wake; Where's the good man your Husband? It's no vain pleasure, Or evil purpose that hath kept us out, But Christian zeal to visit and confirm Them, for his sake to whom our lives are vowed; Grant us relief and harbour. My good Dame, You see me aged, and far spent in years, Decrepit, and unfit for dalliance, And should my youthful Novice strive to exceed His Lawful bounds, I am near to counsel him, But he was never guilty of such thoughts. Then grant us the least shelter, any place, By or remote, to keep us from the cold; Stable, or Bairn, if you be so provided, Or any out Room where's but hay, or straw To wrap us in till Morning. Grant us this, and you shall have the assistance of our prayers In all our Trentals, Masses, Dirges, Orisons, Your soul shall be remembered; but if we Should by your rude remorceless cruelty Miscarry in our persons, in this raw And so bleak cold; the price of our two lives Must be of you exacted. Gentle Dame, for reverence of my years and gravity, And for my Covents Order; for my Name And my profession, grant Friar Bernard this Harbour from Frost and Snow. Now Heavens Benison fallen on thy head, that two Religious men art so obsequious; gentle Novice, be Civil and much observant, it's a courtesy We scarce can find else where. All necessities are ever to be pardoned, once, Like Horses, Let's lodge in our own Litter; I commend The woman's modesty, that is so curious, Her Husband being from home, to avoid scandal, And men's base imputations. We entertain it gladly, And thank you my good Dame, I am for sleep, That's this my nights ambition. Excess, my Host, can purchase no excuse, But modest mirth, transgressing not his true And lawful bounds, is good and commendable; Now give us leave to bid you welcome home. By Art, can that be done? O profane, and fearful! Art Magic! didst thou ever study that? It is against our Order. What does my Novice mean? Not possible in Art. How comes this? It's above wonder. Tell me, Friar John ? This to me appears beyond imagination, Nay, gentle Hostess fit. But how came this? Rather good morrow. Give me but leave to take my second eyes, I will resolve you presently. Horrible; what tremor this begets? So this Indenture speaks. In these conditions, I Like a cunning Lawyer find a Clause to cheat the Devil, and to save a soul; Be'st thou the greatest fell with Lucifer, Nay he himself, I now am armed for thee: what claimest Thou of this man? Which is not forfeit. By help of Heaven I shall: this deed thus runs; When all his Creditors are satisfied, His Bonds discharged and canceled, debts full paid, His Mortgages called in, his words redeemed, This Bound is then in virtue; not till then. Yes, but against the Devil. What were the sums for which he stood engaged? Both are quit, As thou thy self shalt to thy grief confess; For I will prove him more indebted now Than ever he was before. To thee, Whom till he have discharged the utmost penny, The Bond's of no effect. I am informed to full; if this be true, Devil, the art honest, and shalt have thy endue: Associate me Friar John.

Plot summary

Plot — A New Trick to Cheat the Devil
Anne Changeable wants to marry Slightall, with her father’s consent, but her mother persuades her that marriage to Lord Scales will be better for her social standing. Slightall takes rejection badly: he turns to misogyny and voluptuous hedonism. One of his servants, Roger, tries unsuccessfully to dissuade him from squandering his money, while the other, Geoffrey, helps make an arrangement with a usurer to supply him with a further £1,000 — the usurer’s objective being to acquire his land. Lord Scales visits Anne, and she finds that he is not a good kisser: Slightall is the better catch in every respect save his lack of a title; but when she tries to reactivate the romance, Slightall rejects her. He has been ruined by prodigality and pays off his servants; Geoffrey is taken on by Lord Scales, but Roger declines a similar offer. Anne insults everyone who persuaded her to jilt Slightall, but this only makes Lord Scales more attracted to her. Changeable promises Anne that he will get Slightall back for her. Driven out of his wits with melancholy, Slightall conjures up Beelzebub, and makes a contract: the devil will give him enough money to pay his debts in exchange for the right to take his soul when he no longer owes anyone anything. On the day his debt to the usurer falls due, he turns out to have ample money to pay, so the usurer gets his money back rather than the lands he coveted. Asked by Anne to give Slightall some financial support, Lord Scales finds his offer rejected with contempt. The Changeables’ house is troubled by a female spirit; Slightall agrees to help exorcise it by spending the night in the haunted room. When he does so, he is visited by the ghost in Anne’s form. Beelzebub comes for Slightall’s soul, but Slightall demonstrates that he is not yet clear of debt: he paid the usurer with money loaned by Beelzebub. The devil accepts the situation and offers to marry him to the she-devil who haunts the Changeables’ house. Anne’s mother and Lord Scales give their consent, and watch as a friar performs the ceremony. In fact it is not a ghost in Anne’s form, but Anne herself; and ‘Beelzebub’ was really Changeable: Anne has finally got her man back. In the sub-plot, two friars are detained until late by charitable visitation, and find themselves locked out of their abbey. They ask Nan to give them a bed for the night. She is expecting an assignation with the Constable in her husband’s absence, but agrees to lodge them in a garret so long as she…