Early Modern Drama · Character Archetypes

MURETO

in Two Wise Men and All the Rest Fools — Anonymous

Metadata

PlayTwo Wise Men and All the Rest Fools
AuthorAnonymous
Year (catalogued)1619
First performance1619
Decade1610s
GenreSatirical Dialogue
Play typePrivate (?); University (?)
Speech prefix(es)Mure.
Words276
Characters1469
Typicality0.23 (cosine to cluster centroid)
TCP idA18423
BritDrama no.1891
ClusterCluster 14 — Law & judgment

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Full speech

I marvel what will satisfy your greedy desires. have you not the whole kingdom at your service & beck? what Lord, Knight, Gentleman, Merchant, Husbandman, or other sort of people is not attendant at your study doors, with paying and praying? and glad that the fee which he gives is of that glorious operation, that it breeds no wrin cles in your forehead, but is cheerfully received? What continued gees, and submissive requests to peruse their case with a little care? What troops conduct you to the bar? What venison sent to your feafts? What respect and entertain meant if you vouchsase to visit their country houses? And finally, what honour and homage can be done to subjects, but you have it in all fullness, and yet you whine as not con tented. I perceive you would murmur if you were so hand led as poor Merchant's are, that unless we turn Usurers, we cannot live. By lakin (Master Granato) you had been as good held your peace as buckled with a Lawyer. I swea e he hath in few words touched you to the quick, and done you no rung neither in mine opinion: but we will adjourn this disputation until our next meeting, and in the mean time provide your self for a better defence. With all my heart. For we can not be worse then we are howsoever we speed. I told you Master Malingua, we could not loose by the bargain. Now the Farmer is as bade as we. What say you Granato to this gear? Content. Let us all amend: for I think in my conscience it is even high time.

Plot summary

Plot — Two Wise Men and All the Rest Fools
Proberio returns to England from his overseas travels, bringing with him the Italianated Antonio. Aton sets up in business, giving Proberio employment an house-room in return for an investment in the business. Simplo asks to enter his service as an apprentice in order to learn his tricks, and is ies ar provided that Antonio is granted the use of his lan and money. ” Securus asks Hermito to.advise him on a series © issues. They sit down to watch the debates, and witness the rest of the play’s action. Several rustics argue over whether holy days should be abolished: because no work gets done, weeds grow in the gardens and os in the fields. They appeal to Hermito, who rules in favour of Sunday observance. Sperato and Spurco disagree over whether hawking or hunting is the better sport, while Gulato avers that drinking is better than both. The husband Rustico and the bachelor Hortano debate the virtues of marriage: Hortano is afraid of marrying a shrew, whereas Rustico has already done so. His wife Lamia has conceived her son in his absence, and now ===== PAGE 161 ===== 1619 spoils the boy whilst beating Rustico, who reflects that at least he will go straight to heaven when he dies, having endured purgatory on earth. A lawyer, a merchant, and a farmer debate the relative merits and vices of their professions; asked for an opinion, Securus rules in the farmer’s favour, but Hermito argues that all three have their place in society and all three are open to abuse. They also adjudicate in a similar argument between a soldier, an intelligencer, and a musician, declaring each to be as bad as the other: they could do useful service, but have degenerated of late. Antonio’s business dealings prove unethical. He misappropriates borrowed goods, reneges on contracts, and dishonours debts, tearing his authenticating seal off a bill when it is presented to him by a poor widow. He and Noverindo plan to set up a livery company of usurers, in order to make it easier for them to charge exorbitant rates of interest. They employ Proberio to procure them a coat of arms, but since Proberio has been cheated by Antonio, he refuses to hand over the design before receiving his fee; it turns out to show Judas being hanged by the Devil, which Noverindo thinks might not be as good for business as they hoped. ' Insatiato the courtier is in financial difficulties. His brother offers him a partnership in a commodity of rags, which are in heavy demand by the paper industry. Insatiato feigns…