Early Modern Drama · Character Archetypes

LAMIA

in Two Wise Men and All the Rest Fools — Anonymous

Metadata

PlayTwo Wise Men and All the Rest Fools
AuthorAnonymous
Year (catalogued)1619
First performance1619
Decade1610s
GenreSatirical Dialogue
Play typePrivate (?); University (?)
Speech prefix(es)La. | L • .
Words720
Characters3736
Typicality0.35 (cosine to cluster centroid)
TCP idA18423
BritDrama no.1891
ClusterCluster 24 — Gods, cupids & celestial agents

Important excerpts

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Full speech

I came hither to seek a kind of husband that I have. He wants government and discipline (I am sure) ere this time: for I have not seen him these three days passed: the poor man will be undone, if I light not on him shortly. Why should you ask so foolish a question? you know that I must frequent my contemplation: in which I cannot be less then two or three days: the fervour of spi rit is such among the elect that they may not depart in short time from their meditations, especially having such learned Teachers among us, that are never wearied, and willing to accompany and conduct us in the darkest dangers. Oh the delights, pleasures, and sweet delectations that we feel du ring the time of these contemplations, that we think no time contentedly spent but when we are employed in these exercises. I think verily my goodly boy Jack was begotten ten and conceived in these deep contemplations. Alas man, why should you trouble your self with these matters which be so far out of your reach? was it not enough if my spirit did wish you present? or that in conceit you were with me? what if you were asleep at that instant, and so it were revealed to me by the spirit? or if you had been present, and my spirit should inwardly to stifie unto me that a teaching Saint must be preferred, ought not you to give place? I pray you husband give over to mu e on these hidden secrets, for otherwise these thoughts ma make you orne-mad. What do you talk of reason? it is beyond reason. It is matter of predestination, and preordination. Where is now your obedience and patience nce so often inculked un unto you? I perceive it is ready to fly out by your exteri our parts, but I will chastise this rebellious flesh, and make it subie to the spirit. It is lawful & possible for me to extract tears from his f nty heart with this rod of discipline, correcting him as the spirit moves me. That appertains not to him to examine. It is suffi cient that his wife hath that inward testimony which ena b eth and emboldeneth her to do her function, and to mi nister disciplinary documents. And this he is firmly to hold, or else he loses his election. You are not to inform me when I shall strike. It is the lively spirit which directeth me: and now it telleth me you need not at this time more to be humbled. Go in peace, and be patient. Lo now Hortano the virtue of this rod, which brings so plentiful tears from this Rock stomach of his. Who else I pray you shall beasts do it? Although women may not speak in the Church (which is great pity) yet we may preach in chambers, and men are tied to hear us. Jump. And so womnn instruct women, and none of them shall come to other. And how shall there then be pro creation of the holy ones, and the Israel of God be multi plied? With all my heart. And I profess unto you that he shall never know otherwise by me: but I doubt his gene rous spirit will not suffer him (after a few years of discre cion) to tarry long in that error, but that he will heroical lie disdain to have you otherwise accounted of then his reputed father: and that he is rather the son of some zea lous brother, who never sees the Relics of Charingcross, but wishes he were on horseback with a lance in his hand, in full speed to bear it down. And yet his mother ex treame honest for all this. No husband. You shall not swear so rashly. I thank you as much as though you did. Your says shall save you without swearing. What not yet understandest thou the text? Oh fool, and slow of belief! If thou were my husband (Then she shakes the cudgill at him) I would ding it into thy brain in another fashion then by proofs. I pre thee tell me, must not men be taught and instructed? What if a Hare cross your way? is that nothing nei there?

Plot summary

Plot — Two Wise Men and All the Rest Fools
Proberio returns to England from his overseas travels, bringing with him the Italianated Antonio. Aton sets up in business, giving Proberio employment an house-room in return for an investment in the business. Simplo asks to enter his service as an apprentice in order to learn his tricks, and is ies ar provided that Antonio is granted the use of his lan and money. ” Securus asks Hermito to.advise him on a series © issues. They sit down to watch the debates, and witness the rest of the play’s action. Several rustics argue over whether holy days should be abolished: because no work gets done, weeds grow in the gardens and os in the fields. They appeal to Hermito, who rules in favour of Sunday observance. Sperato and Spurco disagree over whether hawking or hunting is the better sport, while Gulato avers that drinking is better than both. The husband Rustico and the bachelor Hortano debate the virtues of marriage: Hortano is afraid of marrying a shrew, whereas Rustico has already done so. His wife Lamia has conceived her son in his absence, and now ===== PAGE 161 ===== 1619 spoils the boy whilst beating Rustico, who reflects that at least he will go straight to heaven when he dies, having endured purgatory on earth. A lawyer, a merchant, and a farmer debate the relative merits and vices of their professions; asked for an opinion, Securus rules in the farmer’s favour, but Hermito argues that all three have their place in society and all three are open to abuse. They also adjudicate in a similar argument between a soldier, an intelligencer, and a musician, declaring each to be as bad as the other: they could do useful service, but have degenerated of late. Antonio’s business dealings prove unethical. He misappropriates borrowed goods, reneges on contracts, and dishonours debts, tearing his authenticating seal off a bill when it is presented to him by a poor widow. He and Noverindo plan to set up a livery company of usurers, in order to make it easier for them to charge exorbitant rates of interest. They employ Proberio to procure them a coat of arms, but since Proberio has been cheated by Antonio, he refuses to hand over the design before receiving his fee; it turns out to show Judas being hanged by the Devil, which Noverindo thinks might not be as good for business as they hoped. ' Insatiato the courtier is in financial difficulties. His brother offers him a partnership in a commodity of rags, which are in heavy demand by the paper industry. Insatiato feigns…