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ACUTO

in Two Wise Men and All the Rest Fools — Anonymous

Metadata

PlayTwo Wise Men and All the Rest Fools
AuthorAnonymous
Year (catalogued)1619
First performance1619
Decade1610s
GenreSatirical Dialogue
Play typePrivate (?); University (?)
Speech prefix(es)Acu.
Words744
Characters3853
Typicality0.16 (cosine to cluster centroid)
TCP idA18423
BritDrama no.1891
ClusterCluster 14 — Law & judgment

Important excerpts

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Full speech

You talk you know not what. There were no rea son in it: for that were the way to break all order, and give our minds altogether to toil, and never serve God. For you would not S y here neither if you had your will, but the Sundays should shortly go down for company. You will leave nothing standing. Nay Sirrah, if any man hit the nail on the head, it should be you, because you are a Smith but soft, you are so hight with your rip rapping, that you miss the nail and And isle also. For my partly although I do boldly work on Ho lie days as other tailors use Christmas day and all, yet would I not miss the Holy-days for any good, nor would I break the order without necessity. But is it so easy a mat ter to put down the Holy-days think you? And will you do it with the furious fire-fork? And you Master Gardener that will rake up Holy-days and Fasting-dais Like weeds, and bury them all in a rrench, you are both both foully deceived. For neither have you put down the Fasting-dais, because still they are bidden in Churches, nor is the case alike for Fasting is private, and cannot so well be punished, but if you come not to Church, up you go not to Church, up you go for a Recus to and you were my father. Yea, and with many more; and kept the eves half holy. Not so neither. They lived very well: and had not the twentieth beggar that we have: and were great house keepers every man almost. They built all the Towns, Col ledges and Religious houses. No, no. They suffered no kind of lighter works to e done in those days, much less such pain full labours as they were. They did in those days give grea honour to such as suffered death for Christian religion, although the men were as poor as Christ's fi shermen. And therefore the days of their martyrdom they kept holy, and came to Church to glorify and praise that God, for whom those Saints died, there were people exhorted to do the Like. Thou speakest against reason. For if thou must needs die, first, or last, Wertenberg not better to die for a glorious cause, so to be sure of heaven, & willingly in perfect memo ry, then against thy will wrestling with death, & overcome in the end with great pain, and perhaps passed thy senses. There is no question of it except we should dis credit all Historiographers, who make honourable mention of them I all ages before us. And in our own time and memory there have been many such men. They be Historiographers. No, Historiographers man. Not so neither: you must mark well, & pronou ̄ ce it joust as I do. Thus then. Hi-sto-ri. What to do? And what of that? That's no matter: so that you utter the syllables full as I do. A sullebub. I did not speak of a sullebub. No such matter. I said you must observe every syl lable. Canst thou tell what a sillable is? How wilt thou observe them then if thou know not a sillable? Ere a one there man? why the word is framed of many syllables. Come then mark well His-to-ri-o-gra-phers. That's right indeed. I am glad of it: this was soon learned indeed: now put together, and speak it short as I did. Who: the longer the worse. I think you are fasting to day and that hinders your speech: go play and fill your belly and weel at it again soon. So do all cunning folks: be dainty of your skill or else you shall never be entreated at first, nor thanked at last. Will you refer it then to judgement of indiffe rend men? we are all neighbours, let us not fallen out about things that none of us have skill in. Weel give you the choice, so that you name none of your own trade, and and indifferent man. Weel not refuse him, nor any that is honest. Sir, our business is not worldly, though it concern worldly men, even as your life is not worldlike, though bo dilie you live on earth. I told you so much before, you never needed to have troubled the good man. Thou teach all the Parish. Wilt thou turn prea cher?

Plot summary

Plot — Two Wise Men and All the Rest Fools
Proberio returns to England from his overseas travels, bringing with him the Italianated Antonio. Aton sets up in business, giving Proberio employment an house-room in return for an investment in the business. Simplo asks to enter his service as an apprentice in order to learn his tricks, and is ies ar provided that Antonio is granted the use of his lan and money. ” Securus asks Hermito to.advise him on a series © issues. They sit down to watch the debates, and witness the rest of the play’s action. Several rustics argue over whether holy days should be abolished: because no work gets done, weeds grow in the gardens and os in the fields. They appeal to Hermito, who rules in favour of Sunday observance. Sperato and Spurco disagree over whether hawking or hunting is the better sport, while Gulato avers that drinking is better than both. The husband Rustico and the bachelor Hortano debate the virtues of marriage: Hortano is afraid of marrying a shrew, whereas Rustico has already done so. His wife Lamia has conceived her son in his absence, and now ===== PAGE 161 ===== 1619 spoils the boy whilst beating Rustico, who reflects that at least he will go straight to heaven when he dies, having endured purgatory on earth. A lawyer, a merchant, and a farmer debate the relative merits and vices of their professions; asked for an opinion, Securus rules in the farmer’s favour, but Hermito argues that all three have their place in society and all three are open to abuse. They also adjudicate in a similar argument between a soldier, an intelligencer, and a musician, declaring each to be as bad as the other: they could do useful service, but have degenerated of late. Antonio’s business dealings prove unethical. He misappropriates borrowed goods, reneges on contracts, and dishonours debts, tearing his authenticating seal off a bill when it is presented to him by a poor widow. He and Noverindo plan to set up a livery company of usurers, in order to make it easier for them to charge exorbitant rates of interest. They employ Proberio to procure them a coat of arms, but since Proberio has been cheated by Antonio, he refuses to hand over the design before receiving his fee; it turns out to show Judas being hanged by the Devil, which Noverindo thinks might not be as good for business as they hoped. ' Insatiato the courtier is in financial difficulties. His brother offers him a partnership in a commodity of rags, which are in heavy demand by the paper industry. Insatiato feigns…