Early Modern Drama · Character Archetypes

FROG

in The Fair Maid of Bristol — Anonymous

Metadata

PlayThe Fair Maid of Bristol
AuthorAnonymous
Year (catalogued)1605
First performance1604
Decade1600s
GenreTragicomedy
Play typeAdult Professional
CompanyKing's Men
Theaterbefore the Court;
Speech prefix(es)Frog. | frog.
Words463
Characters2271
Typicality0.33 (cosine to cluster centroid)
TCP idA16900
BritDrama no.1417
ClusterCluster 0 — Clowns, beggars & street sellers

Important excerpts

Passages from this character's speech that contain the most distinguishing words for Cluster 0 (shillings, tom, guts, mutton, wares, dan…). Matches are highlighted.

say, do not ay you will not have me, Now because I am none of your burghers, But Douce as I am hasty yet I am not the hastiest, And though I am resty, Yet I am not lousy, And of one that cannot talk much, So I love to speak little, for as that Worthy Philosopher Hector ses, the words Of the wise do offend the foolish, so Douce in
Lawyers have no tongues at all, When Fencers leave of giving knocks, And youngmen hate fair Maidens smocks, When drunkerds scorn a copar nose, And Butchers never mend lousy hose, Or when the cat shall hate a mous . then Frog shall prove unkind to Dowse, and so sweet heart lets go and wed, and after to dinner and then to bed.

Full speech

I Sir my name is rog: good man Frogs son Oh Frog Hall, that am ent rome my master, To desire you and the Gentlewoman, To make a step to walk, or as it were to Come, or approach, to dinner? This is all Sir. Come douse. Now we have time and place as They say, I prithee v e me with no delay, But still say, do not ay you will not have me, Now because I am none of your burghers, But Douce as I am hasty yet I am not the hastiest, And though I am resty, Yet I am not lousy, And of one that cannot talk much, So I love to speak little, for as that Worthy Philosopher Hector ses, the words Of the wise do offend the foolish, so Douce in few words and in tedious talk, Tell me when is this day. What day Frog? dost thou ask what day, why Douce this day of wedlock Douce, This day of going together Douce, This day of wearing out sheets and Throwing down blankets Douce. But not so scabbed I thank God Douse, Well, I see you regard not the wisdom But the wealth, not the man: but the money, Oh Dowse, Dowse, much hast thou to answer for. No by my says, he's Like one would ooner break mine. Not love thee, why I cannot dress my masters Horses for thinking oh thee: I cannot dream or Sleeping oh thee: but for a certainty, I love thee indeed, when go to bed And pluck oh my shoes, there you may smell Love out of me: and then sighs and then I pause, And ay that Dowce is the only caused e. The more is to come Dowce, then you will Have me, we shall to this gear? So say I dowse, for as the old aying is, He that hath a good dinner, knows better the way To upper: but ows , we will be married a sunday, And that we will be poken to be liberal, Weel give ten grotes to the poor: with this Prouisso, that if we need it, weel have our ten groats again. How dowse unkind? When tinkers leave to drink good ale, And Soldiers of their weapons fail, When pedlars go without there pack, And water is more deer then sack, When Shoemakers drinks that is small, And Lawyers have no tongues at all, When Fencers leave of giving knocks, And youngmen hate fair Maidens smocks, When drunkerds scorn a copar nose, And Butchers never mend lousy hose, Or when the cat shall hate a mous . then Frog shall prove unkind to Dowse, and so sweet heart lets go and wed, and after to dinner and then to bed.

Plot summary

Plot — The Fair Maid of Bristol
Chaloner, who expects to marry Sir Godfrey Umphreville’s daughter Annabel, takes his friend Vallenger to Sir Godfrey’s birthday party. Vallenger falls for Annabel himself, and a violent quarrel with Chaloner ensues; Vallenger is wounded, and Chaloner is disgraced in Sir Godfrey’s eyes. Annabel needs little persuasion to transfer her affections to Vallenger, and they become engaged. On hearing this, Chaloner returns to Bristol from London, disguised as an Italian doctor. Sentloe lives a hedonistic life with Florence, a courtesan, and ignores the moralistic advice of his friend Herbert. To demonstrate his friendship, Herbert follows the couple to Bristol and, taking the alias Blunt, gets himself hired as a servant by Sentloe. They attend Vallenger’s wedding, and, despite the occasion, Vallenger is smitten with Florence, and asks the Italian doctor to poison Sentloe and Annabel. In the meantime he meets with Florence, who admits that her true interest in Sentloe is limited to the contents of his purse. When Florence admires Annabel’s clothes, Vallenger gives them to her, leaving Annabel in her underwear. Florence asks Blunt to murder Sentloe. Outraged by his behaviour, Vallenger’s father turns him out, but Florence refuses to take him in. Blunt tells her that Sentloe is dead - too late, as Vallenger is no longer an eligible suitor, and Florence wishes the murder undone. In reality, Blunt has only given Sentloe a sleeping potion; but, ordered by Florence to frame Vallenger, he finds Sentloe and Vallenger asleep near one another, bloodies Vallenger’s sword, and calls for the authorities. The despairing Vallenger sees the accusation as a good way of committing suicide, and makes a false confession. Blunt pretends Sentloe is an old friend and claims his body for burial. ===== PAGE 72 ===== The King arrives at Bristol, and hears Vallenger’s case. Blunt asks for the sentence to be deferred, and lays information against Florence. Faced with the evidence of the purse with which she paid Blunt, she realizes. the game is up, but tries to drag Blunt down with her. Vallenger, Florence, and Blunt are all sentenced to death, but the King grants the concession that Vallenger may be spared if another man will die in his place. Sentloe disguises himself as a friar to visit the prisoners, but finds Florence unrepentant. At the execution, Annabel and Chaloner both offer themselves in exchange for Vallenger; though Annabel has disguised herself as a man, she is identified, and…