in Work for Cutlers (Sword, Rapier, and Dagger) — Anonymous
Metadata
Play
Work for Cutlers (Sword, Rapier, and Dagger)
Author
Anonymous
Year (catalogued)
1615
First performance
1615
Decade
1610s
Genre
Academic Entertainment
Play type
University
Theater
at University;
Speech prefix(es)
Rapier. | Rap. | Rapier,
Words
460
Characters
2353
Typicality
0.17 (cosine to cluster centroid)
TCP id
A15707
BritDrama no.
1760
Cluster
Cluster 6 — Battlefield messengers & soldiers
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Full speech
'Sfoot thou shalt know that Rapier dares enter: nay Backe-Sword. Whose this behind me? Well Sword, Dagger hath defen dead you a good many times; but 'tis no mat ter, another time shall serve: shall I get you out Sword alone, that I may have you Single-sword. I Capon, so I say sir. He a Cutter? alas he never went into the fields yet, but he was soundly hacked before he came out God's-foot if you be so Short-Sword, Rapier never fears you: come a long. Better for me? Alas he knew not how to use me. Yet I scorn to run away from him. Would Sword, is the wind in that Door? Faith now I see which way you stand bent Sword, you had rather sleep in a whole skin, then go into the Fields to try your self. Sir, we will fight, and do you take it in Dudgeon Dagger if you please: if you once offer to hinder us, I'll so Pummel you Dagger, that you were never better Pummeld in your life; And howsoever, I hope theres Law against you as well as oh the, and Rapier can put up a Case against you. I, you do well, to excuse his Cowardice. With Scarffes? with a Halter, if he had been well seru'de, For he's a notam ble Thief. I, a Thief. Did you never hear of Cutting-Dicke, this is the very same man. Sword bear Arms? He's a base companion. Alas I have known you bear a Basket Sword. I, the dragon in Sussex, the other day: But I'll warrant you Rapiers of as good a blood as he for his heart. And oftentimes the younger bro there proves the better Soldier. I hope Rapier hath not been at Fencing-school all this while for nothing. Indeed they say that Bow has been and old Soldier. And as for Bowstring, I dare un dertake to whip him my self. Gun, Alas he's Nobody: any little Boy will make him roar. I have made him go off 'oth Fields, a good many times my self. I think that Powder is a vile brag her, he does nothing but crack. He a Parlement-man: For what Shire? Nay, you should let him alone Dagger, and you should see that Swords' as notable a bragger as Powder. He thinks he shall never be matched too: but he shall, and overmatched too, by Rapier; I warrant him. Come Sword, after your long Parley, Dare you go into the Fields? Nay let him choose, Rapiers at a good point, whither he will or no. We are. A Longsword. Defy me? sirrah Sword, Rapier spits i'thy face: darest meet me i'the fields, cra uenly Capon? A Gentleman? and has Arms. He a Politician?
Plot summary
Plot — Work for Cutlers (Sword, Rapier, and Dagger)
Sword quarrels with Rapier. Dagger intervenes in an effort to stop them fighting one another, and threatens to call in the cutler to deal with them. The two weapons boast of one another’s martial prowess, and comment on the soldiership of other weapons they know. When the quarrel threatens to erupt again, Dagger reminds them that duelling is now illegal, and offers his services as an arbitrator. He allows each of them their own distinctive sphere of influence: Sword will hold sway in the army camp and Rapier in the court. With this agreed, the weapons go off for a drink at the Dagger inn.