Early Modern Drama · Character Archetypes

PHILAUTUS

in Every Woman in Her Humor — Anonymous

Metadata

PlayEvery Woman in Her Humor
AuthorAnonymous
Year (catalogued)1609
First performance1607
Decade1600s
GenreComedy
Play typeBoys Professional
CompanyChildren of the King's Revels
Speech prefix(es)Phy. | Phy: | Phy, | Phi. | Phil:
Words706
Characters3655
Typicality0.25 (cosine to cluster centroid)
TCP idA15676
BritDrama no.1532
ClusterCluster 3 — Citizens, tradesfolk & neighbors

Important excerpts

Passages from this character's speech that contain the most distinguishing words for Cluster 3 (numps, numpes, blastfield, wares, parson, nidden…). Matches are highlighted.

beseech your Majesty, I cannot sing. My love can sing no other song, but still complains I did her. &c. I beseech your Majesty to let me go. How Boy? By this illuminate welkin most sincere and sin gular, as a small remembrance. Signior Scillicet, I assure you I have discovered the most quaint and newfound device for the en counter

Full speech

Here's none but only I, sing: Boy, how likest thou my head of hair? Is there any scarcity of hair Boy? Most ingenious! Boy, sleep wayward thoughts. Is it not now most amiable and fair? What meanest thou Boy? I mean my hair and face Boy. Wherefore, I often repair it. Not so Boy, for to trim the Hair well, is a rare quality: to be rarely qualified is to be wise, apply Boy. Right, to be wise is to be rare, for it is rare to see a wise man. Go to, I must correct you Boy. zounds and Ass? Nay pray you Hostess a word, I say little, but i'm sure I have sustained the most wrong; by this light, I had rather he had broke my head in three places, I pray you lend me a brush, he has put my hat quite out of fa shion. For I did but kiss her: Bos, how likest thou my relish? Sister awake, close not, &c. does my face hold continued lour still? Sir, I think it you bestowed some abuse of me tother day. I accept it i'faith sir, I am not prove to anger, I assist you the following night knew not my anger: your acquaintance Signior. I, say you so? then Coll her and clip her, & kiss her too, &c. Can you a partly in a Song? Weel have a catch then, if with solemnizing, solemnizing, la: Gen tlemen, have you any good herb? you have match boy, Solemnizing, solemnizing, la, Tapster, give attendance Gentlemen, I hope all we are friends, the welkin is sky colour still, and men must grow by degrees, you must pardon me, I must sp—speak my mind. The fryer was in the solemnizing, solemnizing, draw the tother quart, I hope you are not angry gallants? and ye come to my lodging, you shall be welcome, my Hosts shall bid you welcome: she's a good wench, if I say the word, she will fa—full fill it. Gentlemen, I hope we are all friends, solemnizing, solemnizing, shals have a catch? Heigh good boys i'faith, now a three men song, or the old down a down: well, things must be as they may, fills the other quart, muscadine with and egg is fine, theres a time for all things, bonos nocthus. Sleep And then to Apollo, hollo trees, hollo, Tapster a few more clothes to my feet. My Hearse and winding sheet: what means this? why Gentles I am a living man. Why gentles, I am a living man Philantus, what instance shall I give you? hear me, I have sighed, understand ̄ ding, I know mine hosts, I see that Gentlewoman, I can feel. Why, what should I say? will you hsare my voice, heres none but— Sweet Gent, behold I am flesh and blood, heres my flesh feel it. If I bleed I die, sweet Gentlemen draw no blood. What instance shall I give you? I am Phylantus, he that must needs confess he was drunk in your compa nies last day, sweet Gentlemen conceive me aright. Sir, your love hath shown it self abundant, but the cold air is a means to divorce me from your companies: mine host let me crave passage to my cham ̄ ber. Fear not: gentles, be thanks the guerden of your love, till time give better ability, Exit. I thank you sir. Nay good Accutus let me not enter the presence: I beseech your Majesty, I cannot sing. My love can sing no other song, but still complains I did her. &c. I beseech your Majesty to let me go. How Boy? By this illuminate welkin most sincere and sin gular, as a small remembrance. Signior Scillicet, I assure you I have discovered the most quaint and newfound device for the en counter of the Ladies at the interview, 'tis in pricksong. Sir, I desire your acquaintance, 'tis excellent rare. I, for pricksong to Ladies is most pleasant and delightful, as thus for your congie, All hail to my be loved: then for your departure, sad despair does driven me hence: for all must be to effect. This point would become a Gentleman sure, I pray who trimmed it so?

Plot summary

Plot — Every Woman in Her Humor
Misogyny has made the normally jovial Acutus.- melancholy. After scaring some foolishly fashionable characters, he joins them at the Hobby tavern, where Gaetica has taken lodgings with her dog. Disguised as a © soldier, Acutus picks a fight with Scilicet and Servulus, © then exposes their hypocrisy by returning disguised as first a friend and then an enemy of the ‘soldier’, and eliciting inconsistent responses. Scilicet attempts to woo Gaetica; she is more concerned about the disappearance of her man Bos with her dog, but becomes betrothed to him. , Lentulus is in love, and asks Cicero to woo Terentia for him. They go to dine with Flaminius, Terentia’s father, and Cicero is left alone with the ladies of the house. The upshot is that Terentia falls in love — but -- with Cicero himself rather than Lentulus. Rumours circulate that she is to marry Cicero, but Flaminius has not given his consent and takes offence. Lentulus makes Cicero and Terentia admit wronging him, and. _ he sentences Cicero to death — but only if Terentia will kill him. He woos and wins Terentia’s sister Flavia, and plans a double wedding. Acutus gives Philautus a sleeping potion, and he appears to die. He is rumoured to have drunk himself to death, but the reported numbers of alcohol victims escalate as the news circulates. Acutus pays for the funeral and invites the tavern’s proprietors and customers, Philautus wakes up on the way to his interment: initially it is assumed that he is a ghost, but - ===== PAGE 375 ===== 1607 an exorcism is unsuccessful. The Hostess allows him to hide in her chamber, but Acutus, pretending to have been robbed, sends a constable to search the tavern; Philautus is found and arrested. The drunken Bos has his clothes stolen, and is brought back to the tavern in a barrel. Gracchus agrees to give him a new suit if he can demonstrate that drunkenness is a virtue, which he proceeds to do in a debate. Gracchus promises to arrange for the Hostess and Dama to attend the wedding. Trying to get better, more fashionable clothes for the event, the Hostess turns to Gaetica, who has already had to pawn her jewels to support her impecunious fiancé, and arranges to wear her outfit. At the wedding, Caesar declares a general amnesty; Acutus and Gracchus have Lentulus intercede to procure Philautus’ release. Forced to sing in the imperial presence, the bashful Philautus is sent to the suburbs and told not to get drunk again. Acutus presents a masque of bestial men, and shows…