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MEMORIA

in Lingua, or The Combat of the Tongue and the Five Senses for Superiority — Tomkis, Thomas

Metadata

PlayLingua, or The Combat of the Tongue and the Five Senses for Superiority
AuthorTomkis, Thomas
Year (catalogued)1607
First performance1607
Decade1600s
GenreAllegorical Comedy
Play typeUniversity
Speech prefix(es)MEM. | MEM,
Words1199
Characters6324
Typicality0.17 (cosine to cluster centroid)
TCP idA13804
BritDrama no.1524
ClusterCluster 3 — Citizens, tradesfolk & neighbors

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Full speech

How soon a wise man shall have his wish. I am glad I saved it from the Swine—Spretious I have forgotten something. Oh my purse, my purse, why Anamnestes? Remembrance where art thou Anamnestes Remembrance, that vild Boy is always gadding, I remember he was at my heals, eve now and now the vild Rascal is vanished. Would sirrah, what a brawling's here? You answer sweetly, I have called you three or four times one after another. Leave your tattle had you come at first I had not spent so much breath in vain. G e sirrah, run, seek every where, I have lost my purse some where. My good Lord, I remember that I knew your Grandfather in this your place, and I remember your Grandfathers great Grandfathers, Grandfathers Father's, Father, yet in those days I never remember that any of them could say, that Regi ster Memory ever broke one minute of his appointment. Thus it's, the most customers I remember my self to have, are (as your Lordship knows) Scholars, and now a days the most of them are become Critics, bringing me home such paltry things to lay up for them, that I can hardly find them again. Very familiarly: for they must know of me forsooth how every idle word is written in all the musty moath-eaten Manusripts, kept in all the old Libraties in every City be betwixt England and Peru. I remember in the age of Assaracus and Ninus, and about the wars of Thebes, and the siege of Troy, the e was few things committed to my charge, but those that were well wor thy the preserving, but now every trifle must be wrapped up in the volume of eternity. A rich pudding-wife, or a Cobbler Can ̄ not die but I must immortalise his name with and pitaph: A dog cannot piss in a Nobleman's she, but it must be sp inkled into the Chronicles, so that I could reme ̄ ber my Treasure more full, & never emptier of honourable, and true heroical actions. I remember there was For (to say the truth) at my ast being at others (It is now, let me see, about 1800. years a go) I was at a Comedy of Aristophanes making, (I shall ne ver forget it) The Arch-governor of Athens took me by the would ̄ worser and placed me, and there I say, I saw Socrates abused most gros lie, himself being then a present spectator: I remember he sat full against me, and did not so much as show the least count nance of discontent. I mistake, or else Galen in his book De sanitate tuenda, commends gold as restorative. My Lord, in your great Grandfathers time, there was I remember such a breach amongst them, therefore my counsel is, that after his example by the strength of your au thoritie you convent them before you. I Remember in the Country of Utopia, they use no oh there kind of Artille y. Ah you le den heeled Rascal. Is this all the hast you make. You might have be e here long ere this: Come hither sirrah, come ither, what must you go round about, goodly, goodly, you are so full of circumstances. Havillaine, am I a man likely to be found in such plam ces, would? I remember and other quarrel sirrah, but well, well, I have no leisure. I remember about the year 1602. many used this skew kind of language. Which in my opinion is not much un Like the man Plam nigh the Son of Lagus, King of Egypt, brought for a spectacle hall e white half black. I remember it very well, Orpheus played upon the Harp, while she sang about some four yea es after the Counterfeit tention betwixt Apollo and P , and a little before the excori ation of M syas. I Remember that I forgotten my spectacles, I left them in the 349. page of H lls Chronicles, where he tells a great wonder of a multitude of Mice which had almost destroyed the Country, but that there resorted a great mighty slight of Owls, that destroyed them, n mn stes eadem these: ticles dis tinctly. I remember when Jupiter made Amphitrio Cuckold, and lay with his wife Alcmena, Coelum was in this taking for three days space, and stood still joust Like him at a non plus. You are deceived, for I remember when Pha tun ruled the Sun, I shall never forget him, he was a very pretty youth, the earth opened her mouth wide, and spoke a very good speech to Jupiter. Velle tuum olo. Dindine nolle volo. They need not, for I remember I saw a Cardinal weigh the ̄ once, & the Woman was found 3. grains lighter. Oh sir, I remember, 'tis their only delight to do so. Take heed you fallen not in love with your self Phan tastes, as I remember: Anamnestes who wast that died of the looking disease? It may be so, for I remember being once in the towns Library, I read such a thing, in their great book of monum ments called, Cornucopia, or rather their copia-Cornu Not now my Lord, but I remember about some 4000. years ago, when ̄ the Sky was first made, we herd very prefectly. Our ears are so well acquainted with the sound, that we never mark it. As I remember the Egyptian Catadupes never herd the ro nge of the fallen of Nilus, because the noise is so familiar unto them. True for a Cannon will kill as many at one shot, as Thunder does commonly at twenty. Oh I remember this dish well, it was first invented by Pluto to entertain Proserpina with all. I pray you stay a little? let me see? would, would, would, would would, 'Tis a strange thing that men will so confidently open pose themselves against Plato great year. 'Tis as true and opinion as need be; for I remember it very readily now, that this time 49000. years ago all we wear in this very place and your Lordship judged the very same controversy, after the very same manner, in all respects, and cercumstances alike. Lets go, I'll tell you as we walk. I remember my Lord many have done so very oft, but women are troubled, especially with this talking disease, many of them have I herd answer in their dreams, and tell what they did all day awake. Peace you vild rake hell, is such a jest fit for this company, no more I say sirrah. It is a very common thing, I have seen many sick of the Peripatetic disease. I remember told me the reason once, as I think thus: The nerves that carry the moving faculty, from the brains, to the thighs, legs, feet, and arms, are wider far then the other nerves, where over they are not so easily stopped with the vapours of sleep, but are night and day ready to per form what fancy shall command them. No I remember it very well, it was the language the Arcadians spoke, that siued long before the Moon.

Plot summary

Plot — Lingua, or The Combat of the Tongue and the Five Senses for Superiority
Lingua wants to be a sense, but feels that the five established senses are preventing her from pleading her cause with the judge Common Sense. Having failed to appeal to the senses’ various proclivities, she decides to cause discord between them. She is in possession of a crown and robe which were to have been the prize in a public-speaking competition, but which came to her, as the patroness of oratory, when the five contestants were all adjudged equal; now the inscription promising the crown to the greatest of the five will put the five senses at odds. Tactus comes upon the robe and crown: he puts them on, gets delusions of grandeur, and unsuccessfully tries to conceal his find from the other senses. When Lingua’s page Mendacio tells them that the objects were left by Mercury, they begin to quarrel over precedence and mobilize troops against one another. Lingua reports the discord to Common Sense, and Mendacio describes the various animals in the armies. Common Sense defuses the conflict by deciding to judge the senses’ relative worthiness: each sense will present his case in a show. While the shows are in preparation, he hears Lingua’s petition to become the sixth sense: she asserts her importance as a medium of communication; but the senses put in a counter-plea drawing attention to her misdeeds. The shows are performed. Visus presents Light and Colour, Heaven and Earth, while Auditus offers Comedy and Tragedy. Olfactus’ show features Odour and Tobacco, currently the most popular of scents, while Bacchus and Ceres turn out for Gustus. Tactus has problems: he had intended to present a show of women, but his performer has spent too long getting dressed and made up, and is late; he has to make do with putting his case verbally. Common Sense makes his judgement: Visus and Auditus, the senses which feed the soul, have precedence over those which only nourish the body, and Visus is awarded the crown; but Tactus is given the robe, and the others get court appointments. Lingua may not be a sense - there can be only five — but Common Sense decrees that women shall henceforth 1606 have a sixth, speaking. Newly appointed as court purveyor, Gustus invites the company to supper. Lingua chafes at the outcome — her rivals brought to amity with one another and herself made only half a sense - and plots more mischief. Mendacio fetches a bottle of drugged wine from the witch Acrasia, and induces Appetitus to serve it to the senses. This drives them out of their wits…