Early Modern Drama · Character Archetypes

GUSTUS

in Lingua, or The Combat of the Tongue and the Five Senses for Superiority — Tomkis, Thomas

Metadata

PlayLingua, or The Combat of the Tongue and the Five Senses for Superiority
AuthorTomkis, Thomas
Year (catalogued)1607
First performance1607
Decade1600s
GenreAllegorical Comedy
Play typeUniversity
Speech prefix(es)GVST. | GVS.
Words660
Characters3582
Typicality0.15 (cosine to cluster centroid)
TCP idA13804
BritDrama no.1524
ClusterCluster 21 — Old fathers & plain counsel

Important excerpts

Passages from this character's speech that contain the most distinguishing words for Cluster 21 (gar, shillings, alii, yongrave, ogenes, nat…). Matches are highlighted.

distributed, To all the members, well refreshing them With good supply of strength-renewing food, Should I neglect this musing diligence The body of the Realm would ruinate: Your self my Lord with all your policies And wondi ous wit, could not preserve your self, Nor you Phantastes, not you Memory; Psyche her self, were't not that

Full speech

I cannot have a bade, Meeting so fair and omen as your self. Saw you not Tactus, I should speak with him. Where didst thou get these fair habiliments? Why dost threaten so? How full of ceremonies sure he'll conjure, For such Like Robes Magicians use to wear. You mean Cremonam a little Town hard by. Tactus I'll put my self in jeopardy to pleasure thee. Farewell. My life, it Mercury. What marks had he? This was the plauge vexed him so, Tactus your Grave gapes, for you are you ready: Neither of yours, but mine as much as both, Presumptuous as you are— Tactus I'll join with thee, on this condition, That if we win, he that fought best of us, Shall have the Crown, the other wear the Robe. My servant Appetitus follows with them. Who cries out murder! What a woman slain? My Lady king a dead? o Heavens injust Can you behold this fact, this bloody fact! And shower not fire upon the murderer? Ah peerless Linguam mistress of heavenly words, Sweet tongue of eloquence, the life of fame, Heart's deam e enchantress what disaster fates Have reft this Jewel from our commonwealth. Gustus the Ruby that adorns thy ring, Lo here defect, how shalt thou led thy days, Wanting the sweet Companion of thy life. But in dark sorrow and dull melancholy, But tay? whose this? inhumane wretch: Blou - him sty miscreant, is this thy handy work? To kill a woman, a harmless Lady? Villain prepare thy self draw, or isle sheath my faucheon in thy sides. There take the guerdon fit sor murderers. Eat not too many of those Apples, they be very sl tiue? Say you so, is a Marrow Pie the Helena of meats? give meet, if I play not Paris hang me, Boy a clean Trencher? Right Sir, but Men now a days drink often when they be not dry, beside I could not get read hearings and dri ed neats tongues enough to apparel him in. I put and Octave of lambics in his mouth, and he hath drunk it down. Near to the lowly base of Cehalon, My house is placed, not much unlike a Cave. Yet arched above by wondrous workmanship With hewed stones wrought smoother and more fine Then Jeat or Marble fair from Island brought. Over the door directly does incline A fair Percullis of compacture strong, To shut out all that may annoy the state, Or health of Microcosm; and within Is spread along board Like a pliant tongue, At which I hourly fit, and trial take, Of meats and drinks needful and delectable: Twice every day do I provision m ke For the sumptious kitchen of the common wealth, which once well boiled, is soon distributed, To all the members, well refreshing them With good supply of strength-renewing food, Should I neglect this musing diligence The body of the Realm would ruinate: Your self my Lord with all your policies And wondi ous wit, could not preserve your self, Nor you Phantastes, not you Memory; Psyche her self, were't not that I repair Her crazy house with props of nourishment, Would soon forsake us: for whose dearest sake Many a grievous pain have I sustained, By bitter pills, and sour purgations, Which if I had not valiantly abidden, She had been long ere this departed, Since the whole Microcosm I maintain, Let me as Prince, above the Senses ra gne. We thank your Lordship, and rest well content with e quall arbitrement. I beseech your Lordship's and your assistants, (the one lie cause of our friendship,) to grace my table with your most welcome presence this night at supper. I hope I shall not have the denial at your hands my Masters, and you my Lady Linguam, come let us drown all our anger in a bowl of hippocras. It'll make a fine toothpick: that Larks heel there, o do not burn it.

Plot summary

Plot — Lingua, or The Combat of the Tongue and the Five Senses for Superiority
Lingua wants to be a sense, but feels that the five established senses are preventing her from pleading her cause with the judge Common Sense. Having failed to appeal to the senses’ various proclivities, she decides to cause discord between them. She is in possession of a crown and robe which were to have been the prize in a public-speaking competition, but which came to her, as the patroness of oratory, when the five contestants were all adjudged equal; now the inscription promising the crown to the greatest of the five will put the five senses at odds. Tactus comes upon the robe and crown: he puts them on, gets delusions of grandeur, and unsuccessfully tries to conceal his find from the other senses. When Lingua’s page Mendacio tells them that the objects were left by Mercury, they begin to quarrel over precedence and mobilize troops against one another. Lingua reports the discord to Common Sense, and Mendacio describes the various animals in the armies. Common Sense defuses the conflict by deciding to judge the senses’ relative worthiness: each sense will present his case in a show. While the shows are in preparation, he hears Lingua’s petition to become the sixth sense: she asserts her importance as a medium of communication; but the senses put in a counter-plea drawing attention to her misdeeds. The shows are performed. Visus presents Light and Colour, Heaven and Earth, while Auditus offers Comedy and Tragedy. Olfactus’ show features Odour and Tobacco, currently the most popular of scents, while Bacchus and Ceres turn out for Gustus. Tactus has problems: he had intended to present a show of women, but his performer has spent too long getting dressed and made up, and is late; he has to make do with putting his case verbally. Common Sense makes his judgement: Visus and Auditus, the senses which feed the soul, have precedence over those which only nourish the body, and Visus is awarded the crown; but Tactus is given the robe, and the others get court appointments. Lingua may not be a sense - there can be only five — but Common Sense decrees that women shall henceforth 1606 have a sixth, speaking. Newly appointed as court purveyor, Gustus invites the company to supper. Lingua chafes at the outcome — her rivals brought to amity with one another and herself made only half a sense - and plots more mischief. Mendacio fetches a bottle of drugged wine from the witch Acrasia, and induces Appetitus to serve it to the senses. This drives them out of their wits…