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in Gammer Gurton's Needle — Stevenson, William (?)

Metadata

PlayGammer Gurton's Needle
AuthorStevenson, William (?)
Year (catalogued)1575
First performance1553
Decade1570s
GenreComedy
Play typeUniversity
Theaterat University;
Speech prefix(es)Tib, | Tyb. | T • b, | Tyb | • yb
Words510
Characters2358
Typicality0.28 (cosine to cluster centroid)
TCP idA12969
BritDrama no.253
ClusterCluster 10 — Mourners, mothers & doleful voices

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Full speech

¶ Cham worse then mad by the mass to be at this stay Cham chyd, cham blamed, and Beatrice on all thoures on the day, Lamed and hunger storued, pricked up all in Iagges Having no patch to hide my back, save a few rotten rags. ¶ Gogs bread Hodg thou had a good turn thou wart not here this while. It had been better for some of us to have been hence a mile Gammer is so out of course, and trantyke all at ones That Counterfeit ke our boy I poor wench, have felt it on our bones. ¶ is undone he say (alas,) her joy and life is gone If here not of some comfort, she is say but dead S all never ome within her lips, one inch of meat ne bred. Nay and to at were the worst, we would not greatly care For bursti g of her huckle bone, or breaking of her Chair, But greater, greater, is her grief, as hodge we shall all feel. ¶ Her Needle. ¶ Chaue tossed and tumbled yender heap our & over again And winowed it through my fingers, as me ̄ would winow grain Not so much as a hens turd but in pieces I tear it Or what so ever clod or clay I found, I did not spare it Looking within and eke without, to find your needle (alas) But all in vain and without help, your needle is where it was. ¶ Not so gammer, we might it find if we knew where it say. ¶ Her needle by him that made me, it is true Hodge I tell thee. ¶ My Gam ̄ mere sat her down on her pes, & had me reach thy bree I And y & by, a vengea ̄ ce in it or she had take two stitches To clap a clout upon thine ars, by chau ce a side she ears And gyb our at in the milk pan, she spied over head and ears Ah hoar, out these, she cried aloud, & swapt the breeches down Up went her staff, and out leapt gyb, at doors into the town And since that time was never wight, cold set their eyes upon ̄ it Gogs malison cham e Cock and I, b worser twenty times light on it. ¶ No in faith odge thy breeches lie for this ne er the ere. ¶ That chal gammer swythe and tyte, and soon be here again, ¶ See Hodge whats ty , may it no be within it, SEE Gam ̄ mere, Gam ̄ mere, gib our cat, cham ̄ afraid what she aileth She stands me gasping behind the door, (as though her wind her faileth: Now let ich doubt what gib should mean, y to now she does so dote. ¶ Faith shase eaten some thing, that will not easily down Whither she got it at home, or abroad in the town Iche can not tell. ¶ Nay break it you Hodge according to your word.

Plot summary

Plot — Gammer Gurton's Needle
Gammer Gurton loses her needle while mending Hodge’s breeches, after the cat spills a pail of milk. She takes out her distress on her servants, and Diccon of Bedlam takes advantage of the ensuing domestic chaos to steal a rasher of bacon from the house. Frantic searching fails to locate the needle, but the bacon is missed and the cat blamed, so Hodge goes hungry with only a piece of bread. Diccon makes mischief. His talk of the devil frightens Hodge so much that he defecates in his breeches. Then he sets Gammer Gurton and her neighbour Dame Chat at odds: he tells Dame Chat that she has been accused of stealing Gammer Gurton’s cocks, but suggests to Gammer Gurton that Dame Chat stole the needle. The neighbours confront one another and a fight breaks out. Gammer Gurton sends for Doctor Rat to resolve the matter. The cat chokes and it is suspected that she has swallowed the needle; Hodge proposes cutting her open to recover it. Doctor Rat arrives, and Diccon persuades him to sneak into Dame Chat’s house to catch her with the stolen needle; but he tells Dame Chat that the intruder is Hodge out to kill all her hens. The result is that Doctor Rat has his head broken. He complains to the Bailiff, who questions Dame Chat. She insists that she was defending her property against Hodge, but on examination his head turns out to be intact. The investigation then turns to the stolen needle, and the Bailiff establishes that Gurton and Chat have been at cross-purposes: Diccon is identified as the culprit. Doctor Rat wants him hanged, but the Bailiff only orders him to do penance. Diccon then hits Hodge on the rump, and he feels the needle pricking him: it was in his breeches all the time. Gammer Gurton buys everyone a drink.