Early Modern Drama · Character Archetypes

VAINMAN

in The Example — Shirley, James

Metadata

PlayThe Example
AuthorShirley, James
Year (catalogued)1637
First performance1634
Decade1630s
GenreComedy
Play typeAdult Professional
CompanyQueen Henrietta Maria's Men
TheaterPhoenix/Cockpit;Indoor Professional
Speech prefix(es)Va. | Va,
Words592
Characters3096
Typicality0.28 (cosine to cluster centroid)
TCP idA12136
BritDrama no.2437
ClusterCluster 1 — Wives, widows & intimate counsel

Important excerpts

Passages from this character's speech that contain the most distinguishing words for Cluster 1 (nony, tailors, butler, mall, jesu, massinissa…). Matches are highlighted.

Acquainted, met, fell into conference of you, And came together, Lady, he is no man Of that clear fame, to engage my serious friendship, A very puff-fist. A Phantom, a mere Phantom. A mental Tiphon, a windy capruch, I do grace him, Or so, but he is the impudentest fellow— He cannot choose. He knows me well enough, and all the

Full speech

So, so, now we are furnished. What money? Share and share Like, how ever, the security Is good, and the Scrivener satisfied. To pay it all, shat have my voice. For that we must take our fates, one of Us is sure to carry her against the World. He that has least wit, has five hundred Pound a year, if that, good clothes, and a Handsome man with appurtenances, cannot Tempt and elder sister, would she were sent To a Nunnery, le ts lose no time, but advance to her instantly, What is't? Mercury himself be the Doctor Midwife, and Deliver thee. All this I know. So much the worse, proceed. What comfort is this for us? No matter for that, toth'poynt We come a wooing to her. Of us two, right. What of all this? Very likely, what's the conclusion? One on's must lose, unless we could divide her. That were a trick worth our learning. As how prithee? Let the Articles be drawn, it's a safe bargain, He is my hand too't. Thart right we are in love. Thou knowest her, Jacintha, Lady Peregrines sister. Hum no more, if thou loust me, we are upon A composition, he that wins the Lady Shall give the other a thousand pound: If you make him confident to be preferred, He'll never sign to'th' Covenant. Jack prethe let's fancy him, He has spoke home and handsomely. Nay do not leave us. We are going to this Lady, she randevou's To day at Lady Plots, we shall have music, and dancing Yowl meet my Lord there Nay no distinction. Now we may come in. What shall I do now? I tell you in three syllables, I love you. My friend? he's none of mine, true we have been Acquainted, met, fell into conference of you, And came together, Lady, he is no man Of that clear fame, to engage my serious friendship, A very puff-fist. A Phantom, a mere Phantom. A mental Tiphon, a windy capruch, I do grace him, Or so, but he is the impudentest fellow— He cannot choose. He knows me well enough, and all the world, Beside I have a temper must not be Provoked with calumnies, 'tis true he has some Pretty parts, is held and excellent scholar, can sing, And dance, and manage a Horse well, He's born of a good family, can speak, When he lists, to purpose too, I confess it, But what's all this when a man will be a rascal? You may take his opinion Lady, 'tis authentic. Choose whom you love best. What think you to agree among our selves? At our next visit, you shall know us Lady, Command us Madam. Trifles for thy sweet sake. How Lady? Shall I not answer any gentleman Or Lady, that shall put a question to me? You will give me leave to answer you, If you should ask me any thing. But hark you Lady, I may laugh before you, And in your absence have the liberty To use my tongue. And when must I begin to mumme. One word I beseech you, it's time to speak. What think you o'this? And because. Thou didst enjoin me silence, from henceforth I'll practice talk to weary all thy sex. I will be all, the everlasting talker, And rail upon all women, till I have worn My tongue to`that root, I'll study presently A satire that shall eat thee through the bones, And send thee first to and Hospital. We must agree, pay it, and be revenged.

Plot summary

Plot — The Example
Money troubles have driven Sir Walter Peregrine to go to war in Europe to keep him away from his creditors in England. In his absence, his wife Bellamia is being pursued by Lord Fitzavarice, who plies her with rich gifts. She chastely refuses him, but he feels that, since he is known to have courted her, it is a matter of honour that the seduction should succeed. He pursues her to her chamber and offers to surrender her husband’s mortgage if she will sleep with him, then pay off his debts £100 a time in return for subsequent nights of passion. When she still refuses him, he threatens rape, and she faints. The experience converts him from his louche ways: he is relieved to learn that she is not dead, and returns the mortgage anyway, impressed with her virtue. A captain comes from the Netherlands on a recruiting mission. Sir Walter takes the opportunity to accompany him and pays a flying visit to his wife. She proposes to pay his debts with Lord Fitzavarice’s gifts, but he assumes that these are the rewards of adultery and challenges the Lord to a duel. Fitzavarice, recognizing that he is obliged to answer the challenge, appoints Confident as his second. But Confident’s reputation for valour is undeserved: rather than have to prove it by fighting, he tips off Sir Walter’s creditors and has him arrested for his debts before the duel can take place. Lord Fitzavarice disowns the ploy and secures Sir Walter’s release by paying his debts. Sir Walter realizes that his suspicions must be false—an adulterer would find it more convenient to keep him in jail—but the Lord insists on going through with the duel. Both men are slightly wounded, and honour is satisfied. In the sub-plot, Vainman and Pumicestone have both borrowed heavily to finance their courtship of Bellamia’s sister, Jacintha. They agree that whichever of them wins her will cover the other’s expenses. Jacintha is not disposed to marry anyone, but asks them to demonstrate which of them loves her best. Rather than send them to do dangerous deeds, she imposes difficult conditions: they must both visit her every day for six months, during which time Vainman must not speak a word and Pumicestone must do the opposite of everything she asks. She then contrives a situation in which their compliance is embarrassing. At her instigation they also visit her uncle, the plot-obsessed Sir Solitary, and pretend to be agents of a foreign power; Jacintha also arranges for servants to pose as officers come to arrest them.…