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Master Phang, have you entered the Actium? Good my lord be good to me, I beseech you stand to me. Where your yeoman? is't a lusty yeoman? will a stand too't? Oh Lord I, good master Snare. Yea good master Snare, I have entered him and all. Alas the day, take heed of him, he stabbed me in mine own house, most beastly in good faith, a cares not what miss chief he does, if his weapon be out, he will foin Like any di well, he will spare neither man, woman, nor child. No nor I neither, le be at your elbow. I am undone by his going, I warrant you, he's and in finitive thing upon my score, good master Phang hold him sure, good master Snare let him not escape, a comes continually to Pie corner (saving your manhoods) to buy a saddle, and he is indited to dinner to the Lubbers head in Lumbert street to master Smooths the silk man, I pray you since my exion is en tread, and my case so openly known to the world, let him be brought in to his answer, a hundred mark is a long one, for a poor lone woman to bear and I have born, and born, and born, and have been fubd off, and fubd off, and fubd off from this day to that day, that it is a shame to be thought on, there is no honesty in such dealing, unless a woman should be made and ass, and a beast, to bear every knaves wrong: yonder he comes, and that arrant malmsie-nose knave Bardolf with him, do your offices do your offices master Pha ̄ g, & master Snare, do me, do me, do me your offices. Throw me in the channel? I'll throw thee in the chan nel, wilt thou, wilt thou, thou bastardly rogue, murder murder, a thou honisuckle villain, wilt thou kill Gods officers and the Kings? a thou honiseed rogue, thou art a honiseed, a man quel ler, and a woman queller. Good people bring a rescue or two, thou wot, wot thou, thou wot, wot ta, do do thou rogue, do thou hempseed. Oh my most worshipful Lord, an't please your grace I am a poor widow of East heap, and he is arrested at my suit. It is more then for some my Lord, it is for all I have, he hath eaten me out of house and home, he hath put all my sub stance into that fat belly of his, but I will have some of it out a gain, or I will ride thee a nights Like the mare. Marry if thou Wertenberg and honest man, thy self and the money too: thou didst swear to me upon a parcel gilded goblet, sitting in my dolphin chamber, at the round table by a sea coal fire, upon wednesday in Wheeson week, when the prince broke thy head, for liking his father to a singing man of Win sor, thou didst swear to me the ̄ , as I was washing thy wound, to marry me, and make me my lady thy wife, canst thou deny did not goodwife Keech the butchers wife come in then and call me gossip Quickly, coming in to borrow a mess of vine gar, telling us she had a good dish of prawns, whereby thou didst desire to eat some, whereby I told thee they were ill for a green wound, and didst thou not, when she was gone down stayers, desire me, to be no more so familiarity, with such poor people, saying that ere long they should call me madam, and didst thou not kiss me, and bid me fetch thee thirty shil lings, I put thee now to thy book oath, dome it if thon canst. Yea in truth my Lord. Faith you said so before. By this heavenly ground I tread on, I must be feign to pawn both my plate, & the tapestry of my dining chambers- Pray thee sir John let it be but twenty nobles, i'faith I am loath to pawn my p to so God save me law. Well, you shall have it, though I pawn my gown, I hope yowl come to supper, yowl pay me altogether. Will you have Doll Tere-sheet meet you at supper. Pray you pacify your self sir John, there comes no swaggerers here. Cheter call you him? I will bar no honest man my house, nor no cheter, but I do not love swagering by my troth, I am the worse when one says swagger: feel masters, how I shake, look you, I warrant you. Do I? yea in very truth do I, and it and aspen leaf, I cannot abide swaggerers. Come, I'll drink no proofs, nor no bullets, I'll drink no more than will do me good, for no men pleasure, I. No, good captain Pistol, not here, sweet captain . Good captain Peesell be quiet, 'tis very late i'faith, I beseek you now aggravate your choler. By my troth captain, these are very bitter words. A my word Captain, theres none such here, what the goodyeare do you think I would deny her? for Gods sake be quiet. Heres goodly stuff towards. Heres a goodly tumult, isle forswear keeping house a before isle be in these tirrits and frights, so, murder I warrant now, alas, alas, put up your naked weapons, put up your naked uvea pons. Are you not hurt i'th groin? me thought a made a shrewd thrust at your belly. Oh the Lord preserve thy grace: by my troth welcome to London, now the Lord bless that sweet face of thine, Oh Jesu, are you come from Wales? Gods blessing of your good heart, and so she is by my troth. No I warrant you. All vitlars do so, whats a joint of mutton or two in a whole Lent? Who knocks so loud at door? look too'th door there Francis. Well, fare thee well, I have known thee these twenty nine years, come peasecod time, but and honester, and truer hearted man: well, fare thee well. Whats the matter? Oh run Doll, run, run good Doll, come, she comes blubbered, yea? will you come Doll? exeunt No, thou arrant knave, I would to God that I might die, that I might have thee hanged, thou hast drawn my shoul der out of joint. Oh the Lord, that sir John were come! I would make this a bloody day to some body: but I pray God the fruit of her womb miscarry. Oh God, that right should thus overcome might! well, of sufferance comes ase. I come, you starude bloodhound. Thou Atomy, thou. Sick of a calm, yea good faith. If he swagger, let him not come here, no by my faith I must live among my neighbours, isle no swaggerers, I am in good name, and same with the very best: shut the door, there comes no swaggerers here, I have not lived all this while to have swaggering now, shut the door I pray you. By my troth this is the old fashion, you two never meet but you fallen to some discord, you are both ygood truth as rew matique as two dry tosts, you cannot one bear with another's continued ̄ firmities, what the goodyere one must bear & that must e you, you are the weaker vessel, as they say the emptier vessel. Tilly fally, sir John, never tell me: & your ancient swag grer comes not in my doors: I was before master Pthisic the deputy tother day, & (as he said to me) it no longer ago than wedsday last, I good faith neighbour Quickly, says he, master Dumb our minister was by then, neighbour Quickly (says he) receive those that are civil, for (said he) you are in and ill name: now a said so I can tell whereupon. For (says he) you are and honest woman, and well thought on, therefore take heed what guests you receive, receive (says he) no swag ring companions: there comes none here: you would bless you to hear what he said: no, I'll no swaggerers. I'faith sweet heart, me thinks now you are in and excellent good temporality. Your pulsidge beats as extraor dinarily as heart would desire, and your colour I warrant you is as read as any rose, in good truth law: but i'faith you have drunk too much cannaries, and thats a marvelous searching wine, and it perfumes the blood ere one can say, whats this, how do you now? Why thats well said, a good heart's worth gold: lo here comes sir John.