Early Modern Drama · Character Archetypes

SKIRMISH

in The Puritan, or The Widow of Watling Street (The Puritan Widow) — Middleton, Thomas

Metadata

PlayThe Puritan, or The Widow of Watling Street (The Puritan Widow)
AuthorMiddleton, Thomas
Year (catalogued)1607
First performance1606
Decade1600s
GenreComedy
Play typeBoys Professional
CompanyChildren of Paul's (second)
Speech prefix(es)Skir. | Skirmish. | Skirm. | Sker. | S • ir. | Ski • m. | Skir,
Words581
Characters3018
Typicality0.28 (cosine to cluster centroid)
TCP idA11264
BritDrama no.1509
ClusterCluster 21 — Old fathers & plain counsel

Important excerpts

Passages from this character's speech that contain the most distinguishing words for Cluster 21 (gar, shillings, alii, yongrave, ogenes, nat…). Matches are highlighted.

no matter, 'twill serve to swear by) in y conscience, I think some kind of Peace, ha more hidden oppressions, and violent heady sins, (that looking of a gentle nature) then a professed war. Is't possible? A Conjurer. O I, for I would not deceive him and I could choose, of all others. O wondrous new fools and fresh Asses. What
for it who did it admirably fustianly, for indeed what need any others when he knew where it was. Well, would I had been born a Knave then, when I was born a Beggar, for if the truth were known, I think I was begotten when my Father had ever a penny in his purse. Look what ridiculous Raptures take hold of his wrinkles, Very

Full speech

Well, I cannot tell, but I am sure it goes wrong with me, for since the cessure of the wars, I have spent above a hundred crowns out a purse: I have been a soldier any time this for ty years, and now I perceive and old soldier, and and old Courtier have both one destiny, and in the end turn both in to hobnails. I will not say but that war is a bloodsucker, and so; but in my conscience, (as there is no soldier but has a p ice of one, though it be full of holes Like a shot Ancient, no matter, 'twill serve to swear by) in y conscience, I think some kind of Peace, ha more hidden oppressions, and violent heady sins, (that looking of a gentle nature) then a professed war. Is't possible? A Conjurer. O I, for I would not deceive him and I could choose, of all others. O wondrous new fools and fresh Asses. What in the name of Conjuring? You have my voice George? Near doubt me George Pye-boord. —only you must each me to conjure. O George! this sighed kills me, 'Tis my sworn Brother, Captain Idle. Apprehended for some felonious act or other, he has started out, has made a Night on't, lacked silver; I cannot but commend his resolution, he would not pawn his Buff-jerkin, I would either some of us were employde, or might pitch our Tents at Usurers doors, to kill the slaves as they peep out at the Wicket. Captain, what do you lie in for? is't great? what's your offence? I am twice sorry for you Captain: first that your purchase was so small, and now that your danger is so great. I think, I have there about about me! And honest—Bookkeeper. He bears a good mind in that Captain! Lay't upon George Pye-boord. I say again to you what's a clock? Then what's a clock in your conscience?—o, I must break off, here comes the corporal—hum, hum!—what's a clock? Thou dost not bawke or baffle me, dost thou I am a Soldier—pa to seventeen. I say it's but passed five then. Cast? dost thou speak of my casting ith' street? Dr . Lay hands on me?. To prison, where's George. Sir, what so ere you are, I do more then admire you. Dare we? een to their wezen pipe;, we know all their plots, they cannot squander with us, they have knavishly abused us, made only properties on's to advance their selves upon our shoulders, but they shall rue their abuses, this morning they are to be married. And I'll maintain it Knight, if sheele be true. Nay isle prove it: for the chain was but hid in the rose marry bank all this while, and thou gotst him out of prison to Conture for it who did it admirably fustianly, for indeed what need any others when he knew where it was. Well, would I had been born a Knave then, when I was born a Beggar, for if the truth were known, I think I was begotten when my Father had ever a penny in his purse. Look what ridiculous Raptures take hold of his wrinkles, Very proper. Turn the key I pray? How now creatures? whats a clock. George, look toot, I'll peach at Tyburn else. Where truly la, in deed la, he that will not swear, but lie, he that will not steal, But rob: pure Nicholas Saint Antlings.

Plot summary

Plot — The Puritan, or The Widow of Watling Street (The Puritan Widow)
Lady Plus has just been widowed, but her son Edmond. does not grieve appropriately at the funeral. She mourns a good, liberal husband, who strove to make his family rich by fair means and foul; she swears not to remarry, and her elder daughter Frances renounces marriage too. Not so her younger daughter, Moll, who entertains a suitor. The other two Plus women are also being pestered by unwanted suitors, one of whom has bribed Lady Plus’s brother-in-law, Sir Godfrey, to recommend him. Captain Idle is taken to prison for highway robbery; there he is visited by his puritan kinsman Nicholas, one of. the Plus household’s servants, and also by Skirmish and Pieboard, two tricksters who plan to get him out. To that end, they persuade Nicholas to steal Sir Godfrey’s chain. Pieboard visits Lady Plus posing as a fortune teller, and tells her that her husband is in purgatory, from which he can be released only if both she and her daughters reverse their marital intentions (which he has overheard): she and Frances must marry, and Moll must not. As a puritan, Lady Plus doubts the theology of this, so he establishes his authenticity by predicting that, before the day is out, there will be bloodshed outside her door and Sir Godfrey will suffer a loss, with worse to follow for the women of the household. The first two events are prearranged: Nicholas steals Sir Godfrey’s chain, and Skirmish and Corporal Oath feign a street-fight which results in a wound for Oath and arrest for Skirmish. Pieboard gives Oath a medicine which is actually a sleeping potion, so that he appears to have been killed. Nicholas tells Sir Godfrey that Idle is a conjurer who can get his chain back for him; so Sir Godfrey arranges for Idle to be released and the charges dropped. On his way to brief Idle, Pieboard is arrested for failing to pay his rent, but he escapes by pretending that he must deliver a masque device to a gentleman, who will pay him enough to settle the debt. On arrival at the gentleman’s house (chosen at random), he escapes through the back door while the officers wait for him in the front room. The next day, Idle undertakes his fake conjuring at Lady Plus’s house, and claims that the devil has delivered the lost chain in the garden (where in reality it has been hidden all the time). He also pretends to render Edmond invisible, which gets the young man into trouble when he takes the opportunity to buffet his uncle. Two processions pass the house, taking Oath to his funeral and…