JANE

I am Like to have a couple of fair Chapmen: If they were at my own dispose, I would Willingly rifle them both at twelve pence a share; they Would be good food for a new plantation; the Tone might mend his experience; and the other his Observation very much. So, Sir. Then you never served for't it seems. It must needs be a fair and comely suit then. On Sir, I would not interrupt you, because you Should be brief. In good time; and what Trade was your father, Sir? What, before your father was married? I then came your wealth in, Sir. A very innocent resolution. Sir, if you love nothing but my face, I cannot fell it From the rest. I would desire no better wooing of so bade suitors. Well Sir, you love me then? No Sir, I'l believe you rather, and I thank you for't. I thank you too Sir; I am so much beholding To you both; I am afraid I shall never requite it. Nay, pray you Gentlemen do not quarrel, Till you know for what. You send me to the Galleys, Sir; pray you redeem Me as soon as you can; these are pretty Things for mirth, but not for serious uses. Nay I dare take in hand to part'm without Any danger; but I beseech you let me not Be too long a prisoner. Will you walk Gentlemen. Sir Godfry, you are the eldest; pray led the way. I was glad of my release, Sir: Suitors call you'm, keep dish water continually boiling, but I'ld Sees such Suitors; I have had much ado to Keepe'm from bloodshed; I have seen for all The world, a couple of cowardly Curs quarrel In that fashion, as one turns his head, the Other snaps behind; and as he turns, his Mouth recoils again: but I thank my pains For't, I have leagued with'm for a week without Any farther intercourse. Three's the woman's total Arithmetic in Deed, I would learn to number no farther, If there was a good account made of that. Take heed, Sir; I have had ill handfell to day; Perhaps it's not the fortunate season, you were Best adjourn your journey to some happier time. You'll not betray me with love-powder Never the more for that, Father; If I use him Kindly, it shall be forsomething I Like in him. Self, and not for any good he borrows of his father, But come Sir, alke into the Garden; for That's the field I have best fortune to overcome My Suitors in. Taste sweetly and welcome Sir; for there grows Honesty, I can tell you. By my honesty but you shall not Sir: I'l hold You a hand full of Pennyroyal of that y'faith, If you touch my honesty there, I'l make you eat Sorrill to your supper, though I eat Sullenwood my self: No Sir, gather first Time and Sage, and such wholesome Herbs; and Honesty and Hearts-ease will ripen The whilst. Yes Sir, Roses; but no Gillyflowers. Very well Father: We spoke something, but did Nothing at all; I requested him to pull me A Catherin Pear, and had not I looked to him He would have mistook and given me a Popperrin; And to requite his kindness, I plucked him a Rose, And he had almost pricked my finger for my pains. GEntlemen, my Father's not within; please You to walk a turn or two in the garden, He'll not be long. Must I be stickler then? But will you stand both at my disposing? You love me both you say? Pray spare your oaths; I do believe you do You would not else make all this stir to woo. Sir Godfry, you are a knight both tough and old, A rotten building cannot long time hold. You're rich too, at least your self so say; What though? you're but a gilded man of clay. Should I wed you, the fire with frost must marry January and May; I for a younger tarry. They must be welcome Sir, that come with you; To thee ten thousand welcomes still are endue. I will not go to him father on any of these conditions. Nay, and y play booty, I dare not trust you. I marry Sir, these are better conditions than the Inheritance of three father's; let me have Love in Esse, let lands follow in Posse: Now I'l have thee as fast as the Priest Can dispatch us, let him read as fast as he can. If every quality you have be as large in relation S Your name Sir, I should imagine the best of them, rather Than hear them reported. You are the sweet youth Sir, whose pretty eyes Would make me love; but you must first be wise.