Early Modern Drama · Character Archetypes

MACRELL

in Philotus — Anonymous (?)

Metadata

PlayPhilotus
AuthorAnonymous (?)
Year (catalogued)1603
First performance1603
Decade1600s
GenreComedy
Play typeCloset (?)
Speech prefix(es)Macrell. | Macrell
Words1484
Characters7609
Typicality0.33 (cosine to cluster centroid)
TCP idA09613
BritDrama no.766
ClusterCluster 3 — Citizens, tradesfolk & neighbors

Important excerpts

Passages from this character's speech that contain the most distinguishing words for Cluster 3 (numps, numpes, blastfield, wares, parson, nidden…). Matches are highlighted.

Pleuaris pypping hait, Ane Pertrick and ane Quailȝie get, Ane cup of Sack, sweit and well set, May for ane breckfast gain. Ȝour Cater he may cair for sin, Sum undelicate again ȝe dine, Ȝour Cuke to season all sa fine, Than dois employ his pain. To sie ȝour servants may ȝe gang, And luck ȝour Madynis all among, And give their any

Full speech

Nam sir, let me and that allane, Suppose scho war maid of a stane, I see gar his grant or all be gane, To be at ȝour command: Thought scho be strange, I think nam wonder, Blait things is soon brought in ane blunder, Scho is not the first sir, of ane hunder, That I have had in hand. I am ane Fish I am ane Eile, Can steir my tongue and tail riched well, I give me to the mekill Deill, Give any can do More: I can with fair anis fleitch and flatter, And win ane Crown bot with ane clatter, That gars me drink Good wine for water, Suppois my back Gam bair. God bliss ȝow Masters with ȝour Buik, Leise me they lips that I on luik: I hope in God to sie ȝow bruik, Ane noble house at hame: I ken ane Man into this town, Of highest honour and renown, That walled be glaid to give his Gown, For to have ȝow his Dame. Let that allane he is not sa old, Nor ȝit of courage half sa called, Bot give ȝe war his wife, ȝe walled, Be well aneuch concent: With him More treitment on ane day, And get More making off ȝe may, Nor with ane Wamster with to say, When twenty ȝeiris ar spent. Ȝe neither mell with lad nor loun, Bot with the best in all this town, His wife may ay fit formest down, At either burden or bink: Gang formest in at dure or ȝet, And ay the first gude-day walled get, With all men honourit and well tret, As any heart walled think. See quhat a woman's mind may meise And heir quhat honour, wealth and eise, Ȝe may get with him and ȝe pleise, To do as I devise: Ȝour fire shall first be birnand cleir, Ȝour Madynis than shall have ȝour geir, Put in Good or dour and effeir, Ilk morning or ȝow rise. And say, lo Masters heir ȝour Muillis, Put on ȝour Wylicote for it cuillis, Lo, heir ane of ȝour Veluote stuillis, Quhairon ȝe shall fit down: Than twasum cummis to cambe ȝour hair, Put on ȝour heidgeir soft and fair, Taken their ȝour glass sie all be clair, And sa gais on ȝour Gone. Than taken to stanchethe morning drouth. Ane cup of Mauesie for ȝour mouth, For fame cast sucker in at fouth, Together with a Toist: Thrie Garden gowps taken of the Air, And bid ȝour Page in haist prepair, For ȝour Disione sum dainty fair, And cair not for nam coist. Ane pair of Pleuaris pypping hait, Ane Pertrick and ane Quailȝie get, Ane cup of Sack, sweit and well set, May for ane breckfast gain. Ȝour Cater he may cair for sin, Sum undelicate again ȝe dine, Ȝour Cuke to season all sa fine, Than dois employ his pain. To sie ȝour servants may ȝe gang, And luck ȝour Madynis all among, And give their any work be wrang, Than bittern them blame, Than may ȝe have baith Quaiffis and Kellis, Hich Candy Ruffs and Barlet Bellis, All for ȝour weiring and not else, Maid in ȝour house at hame. And now when all their warks is done, For ȝour refresching eftern one, Gar bring unto ȝour chalmer soon, Sum danitie dische of meat: Ane cup or twa with Muscadall, Sum uther licht thing thairwithall, For Rasins or for Capers call, Give that ȝe please to eat, Till suppertyme then may ȝe chois, Unto ȝour Garden to repois, Or merely to taken ane glois, Or taken ane book and reid on: Sin to ȝour supper ar ȝe brought, Till fair full far that hes be sought, And dainty disches deirlie bocht, That Ladies loves to feid on. The Organs than into ȝour hall, With Schalme and Tymbrell found they shall, The Vyole and the Lute with all, To gar ȝour meat digest: The supper done than up ȝe rise, To gang ane quhyle as is the gyfe, Be ȝe have rowmit ane Alley thrice, It is ane mile almaist. Than may ȝe to ȝour Chalmer gang, Beguile the Night give it be Long, With talk and merry mows among, To elevate the spleen: For ȝour Collation taken and taist, Sum little licht thing till digest, At Night use Rense wine ay almaist, For it is could and clean. And for ȝour back I dar be bold, That ȝe fallen weir even as ȝe would, With doubill Garnischings of gold, And Craip above ȝour hair: Ȝour Veluote hat, ȝour Hude of Stait, Ȝour Myssell when ȝe gang to gait, From Soon and wind baith air and lait. To keip that face safair. Of Pareis work wrought by the laif, Ȝour fine Half-cheinzeis ȝe shall have, For to decoir ane Carkat craif That cumly Colour bane: Ȝour great gold Cheinzie for ȝour neck, Be bowsum to the Carl and beck, For he hes gold aneuch, quhat reck? It will not stand on nane. And for ȝour Gowns ay the new guise, Ȝe with ȝour Tailȝeours may devise, To have them louse with plets and plyis, Or clasped clois behind: The stuff my heart ȝe neid not haine, Pan Velvot, raised figurit or plain, Silk, Satyne, Damayse or Grograine, The finest ȝe can find. Ȝour claithes on cullouris cuttit out, And all Pasmentit round about, My blessing on that seemly snout, Sa well I trow shall set them: Ȝour schankis of silk ȝour velvot schone, Ȝour borderit Wylicote abone, As ȝe devise all shall be done, Vncraifit when ȝe get them. Ȝour Tablet be ȝour hals that hinges Gold bracelets and all uther things, And all ȝour fingers full of Rings, With Pearl and precious stanes: Ȝe shall have ay quhill ȝe cry ho, Rickillis of gold and jewellis Io, Quhat reck to taken the Bogill-bo, My bony burd for anis. Sweit heart quhat farther walled ȝe have. Quhat greiter pleasure walled ȝe crave, Now be my saull ȝow will de save, Ȝour self and ȝe forsaik him: Therefore sweit honey I ȝow pray, Taken tent in time and nought delay, Sweit sucker, neck me not with nay, Bot be content to taken him. For Venus game cure not a cuit, Waill me ane Wamfler that can do' it, Sen their may be nam uther buit, Plate on his head ane horn: Handill me that with wit and skill, Ȝe may have easements at ȝour will, At Night gar young men cum ȝow till, Put them away at morn. Ȝon dainty Dame scho is sa nice Sche'ill nought be win be nam deuyce, For nouther prayer nor for price, For gold nor uther gain. Scho is sa ackwart and sa thra, That with refuse I come his From, Scho, be Sanct Marry saynde me sa, I dar not Gam again, Good Gosse, sen ȝe have ever be, My true and old familiar friend, To make More quentance us between, I gladly could agrie: Ȝe have ane daughter whom until, I bear ane passing grit Good will, Quhais Phisnomie prefigures skill, With wit and honesty. Give me that Lass to be my wife, For Tocher-gude shall be nam strife, Believe me scho shall have ane life, And for ȝour geir I cair not: Faith ȝe ȝour self shall modify, His Life, Rend, Land and Conjunct fie, And Gossop, where they same shall be, Appoint the place and spair not. Betwixt us twa the Heyris-maill, Shall bruik my heritage all hail, Quhilks give that they happen to faill, To her Heyris quhat saeuer: My moveables I will divide, Ane pairt my Daughter to provide, Ane pairt to leave sum friend aside, When death shall us dissever. Philotus is the man a faith, Ane ground-rich man and full of graith: He wantis nam jewels claith nor waith, Bot is baith big and beine. Well war the woman all his life, Had hap to be his weddit wife, Scho might have gold and geir also rife, As Copper in his Rist: Ȝ , no a Lady in all this Land, I wait might have More wealth in hand, Nor m to have More at his command, To do with quhat scho list. Fair flower, now sen ȝe may him fang, It war not Good to let him gang, Unto ȝour self ȝe'ile oh great wrang, Sweit heart now and ȝe sl p him: Now their is twenty I oh this town, Of greitest riches and renown, That walled be glaid for to fit down, Upon their kneis to grip him. Thought he be avid my joy, quhat reek, When he is gave give him ane geek, And taken another be the neck, When ȝe the graith have gottin: Schaw me ȝour mind and quhat ȝe meine, I fallen convoy all this sa clein , That me ȝee fallen esteem ane freine, Q en I am dead and rottin.

Plot summary

Plot — Philotus
Rejected by Emily, Philotus engages a bawd to help with his wooing. She recounts to Emily the advantages of marrying a rich old man: social position, fashionable clothes, a life of luxury, and the prospect of early widowhood. Emily is more concerned about his sexual performance, but the bawd emphasizes the opportunities she will have to commit adultery. When Emily remains unconvinced, Philotus agrees with her father Alberto that each will marry the other’s daughter. Emily still refuses, so Alberto threatens her with imprisonment on a bread-and-water diet. She asks for time to think it over. Flavius is a suitor more to Emily’s liking. She absconds disguised as a page, but is seen by her father’s servant. Philotus and Alberto search for her, but find her brother Philerno, who has returned home unrecognized. They take him for his cross-dressed sister: Alberto forgives ‘her’ provided that ‘she’ now consents to the marriage. Philotus takes ‘her’ home and lodges ‘her’ with Brisilla, his daughter and Alberto’s fiancée. Brisilla witnesses a miracle: Philerno prays to be turned into a man to evade the marriage, and instantly becomes one. The nuptial day arrives, and Flavius sees Philotus being married to ‘Emily’. Assuming the Emily he has at home to be a devil in human form, he throws her out of the house. Meanwhile, Philerno hires a whore to take - his place on the wedding night, and she demonstrates who is the dominant partner by beating Philotus. Confronted by Alberto and Flavius, he shows’ his bruises and insists that his Emily, not Flavius’, must be the interloping devil. Philerno reveals his true idéntity, and Philotus realizes with horror that the young man has been sleeping with his daughter. Alberto agrees to waive his claim on Brisilla so that she can-marry Philerno. Philotus acknowledges that he is to blame for ===== PAGE 353 ===== 1585 his own misfortunes, for failing to behave like the old man he is.