Early Modern Drama · Character Archetypes

SYCOPHANT

in Nobody and Somebody — Anonymous

Metadata

PlayNobody and Somebody
AuthorAnonymous
Year (catalogued)1606
First performance1605
Decade1600s
GenreHistory; Satire
Play typeAdult Professional
CompanyQueen Anne's Men
Speech prefix(es)Sicoph. | Sicop. | Sico. | sicop. | sico. | sicoph. | sioo. | Sich.
Words1226
Characters6388
Typicality0.33 (cosine to cluster centroid)
TCP idA08262
BritDrama no.1460
ClusterCluster 17 — Intriguers & schemers

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Full speech

My Lords, Princes I should have said, and after Lords, I am the Usher and Harbinger unto the kings most Excellent person and his Majesty. Or coming fourth, hard by or at hand, will you Put your gestures of attendance on, to give his Majesty the Bon-ioure. I humbly thank your highness. She is my liege, and mettle I dare warrant. Away you slaves. Hear my advise my liege: I know a fellow Thats opposite to Nobody in all things: As he affects the poor, this other hates them, Loves usury and extortion. Send him straight Into the Country, and upon my life, Ere many months he will devise some means To make that Nobody bankrout, make him fly His Country, and be never herd of more. His name is Somebody my liege. Good day to you both fair Ladies, But fairest of them both my gracious Queen, Good day to your high Majesty, and madam The royal Lady of great Elidure, My Sovereigns brother, unto you I wish This morning prove as gracious and as good. Madam, her highness glove. Be patient, I will school her. Your excellence greatly forgets your self To be so dutilesse unto the Queen, I have seen the world, I know what 'tis to obey, And to command. What if it please the Queen That you her subject should attend on her, And take her glove up, is it meet that I Should stoop for yours? You're proud, fie, fie, you're proud. This must not be betwixt such two royal sisters As you by marriage are; go to submit, Her Majesty is easy to forgive. Bear witness Madam, I'll go tell the King That they speak treason. I hope not so. Nay then I'll take your parts, and join with you I hope my Lady Is not of their minds. My most gracious Queen, What I did speak in reprehensive sort, Was more because her Majesty was present Then any offence of yours, and so esteem it, God knows I love your highness, and these Lords. Nay, then as I did lately to her Highness, I must admonish you, diected Lady You do forget your self, and where you are, Duty is debt, and it is fit since now You are a subject, to bear humble thoughts: Follow my counsel Lady and submit, Her Majesty no doubt will pardon it. Which way so ere I go, I have it here, whither it ebb or flow. Madam, it is her Highness will be pleased. Shall it be so my Liege. You are not wise, dejected as you are To bandy braves against her Majesty, You must consider you are now her subject, Your tongue is bounded by the awe of duty, Fie, fie, I needs must chide you, since I see You are so saucy with her sovereignty. Fie madam fie, before God you are too blame In presence of my sovereign lady Queen To be thus rude, it would become you better To show more duty to her Majesty. Yes, when your husband was my King you were. But now the stream is turned, and the States currant, Runs all to Archigallo, blame not me, Wisdom never loved declined Majesty. Madam, you are not wise to grieve at that Heaven hath decreed, and the state yielded to, No doubt her Majesty will use you well. Your looks declared the passion of your heart, They were all fire. Wilt please your high imperial Majesty Command my service, I am humbly yours. My Lords receive the crown of Elydure, Fair hopeful blossoms of our future peace, Happy am I, that I but live to see, the Land ruled by your double Sovereignty. Nay Madam, now I needs must tell your grace, You wrong these kings, forget both time and place, It is not as it was, now you must bow, Unto this double state isle show you how. I have provided, you will let me share, Of the Grand-benefit you get by dice, Deceitful Cards, and other cozening games you bring into the Court. It I my Lord. True my good Lord. Where is the Lady Elidor I pray. Mercy my Sovereign. It shall be done. Give me some bales of dice. What are these? I did it of mine own head to make you friends. Madam. I know not Madam what your highness gathers Out of my troubled words, I love you well, And though the time should altar, as I am sure, It is impossible, yet I would follow All your misfortunes with a patient heart. Now in your height of glory use your servant, now Madam, while the noble Peridure That loves you dearer then the British Crown, While he's conqueror, use me to destroy Your greatest enemy, and I will do it. Now sir, as you have compassed all the Dice, So I for cards. These for the game at maw, All saving one, are Cut next under that, Lay me the Ace of Hearts, then cut the Cards, Oh your fellow must needs have it in his first trick. these for Premero cut upon the sides, As thr other on the ends. these are for post and pair, these for saunt, these for new cut. Well, these dispersed, and Nobody Attached for all these crimes, shall be hanged. Come, shals about our business. no more, shes dead. Withdraw, shes dead, as surely as you live. By heaven I am sent to kill you. By one that will avouch it when 'tis done. Yes, but I am determined in full amends for all my flattery, to save your life, and kill her instantly. Know that Lord periduras and his brother, are in the battle slain, and by the nobles, her husband Elidure raised to the state, setting aside all jesting, Queen believe it. And truce with her, least she triumph again. I'll take my leave of the presence. Now I beseech Jove hear my prayer, let them be both slain in the battle. 'Tis well, yet Madam with your gracious leave I wish it better. Be it Elidure the king, The prisoner I should say, Idem murder him, To show how much I love your majesty. And would you for that good deed pardon me. But let me tell your highness by the way, the Queen is not so hasty of your death. I do assure your highness on mine honour, When I did say she sent me to destroy you, I slaunderd her great mercy towards you, For she had given me order to release you. believe it, for 'tis true: And this moreover, she somuch repents Her former pride and hardness towards you, that she could wish it never had been done. but will you not forget these princely words, if any alteration should ensue. Except once more the Lords crown Elydure. And you too Madam. Good Lord how strange this reconciled foes be hold each other. Then make me your brother, say are you friends. Then chance what can, in this I have proved my self and honest man. No on mine honour. If neither city nor country will prevail to him, with the court ma. somebody, and there you will match him. I will release you by a speedy death. Touch him with the city, since you have taken the foil in the Country.

Plot summary

Plot — Nobody and Somebody
The British nobles are discontented at the way Archigallo, recently succeeded to the throne, has grown vicious and lascivious. This is demonstrated in the way he decides a series of disputes among his subjects. Morgan and Malgo both claim the ownership of an island; Archigallo takes it for himself and appoints Lord Sycophant as its governor. The clown has stolen and married Rafe’s fiancée; Archigallo adjudicates in the clown’s favour, but then promises the woman advancement if she will stay at court. ===== PAGE 191 ===== 1605 Finally, a petition is presented against Nobody for his excessive charity; at Sycophant’s suggestion, Somebody is appointed to bankrupt Nobody. The nobles plot rebellion, but are overheard by the unworthy princes Vigenius and Peridure. Realizing they have been caught, the nobles continue the conversation by suggesting that the princes will become joint rulers after Archigallo is deposed. The princes decide not to expose the treachery after all, but as they discuss how they will divide the kingdom, they are themselves overheard by Archigallo and sent to prison. The Council deposes Archigallo. Elidure is reluctant to take the crown, but his wife, eager to lord it over the Queen, forces him to do so. He releases Vigenius and Peridure. Out hunting, he meets Archigallo, who was banished but has remained in the kingdom. Elidure decides to resign the crown, but the Council is initially unwilling to have Archigallo back: they would rather have a foreigner as king. Archigallo acknowledges his misdeeds and promises to rule better in future, so the lords accept his return, but he soon falls ill and dies. Elidure becomes King again, but the former Queen plots with Vigenius and Peridure to depose him. Backed by Morgan and Malgo, they seize power, but keep falling out with one another. First they disagree which of them should rule, and settle on joint sovereignty. Next they cannot settle the fate of Lady Elidure: Peridure wants her imprisoned in the dowager Queen’s charge, but Vigenius sees no danger in her and wants her released. They go to war over the issue, and kill one another in battle. Elidure is restored to the throne and crowned King a third time. Lord Sycophant is engaged by both Lady Elidure and the dowager Queen to murder the other, but contrives to reconcile them. In the sub-plot, Somebody sends a servant to oppress the poor and claim it is being done by Nobody. The slander campaign is successful, and Nobody gets the blame for…