Early Modern Drama · Character Archetypes

CONSTABLE

in The Heir — May, Thomas

Metadata

PlayThe Heir
AuthorMay, Thomas
Year (catalogued)1622
First performance1620
Decade1620s
GenreComedy
Play typeAdult Professional
CompanyRed Bull (Revels) Company (first)
Speech prefix(es)Con. | C • n. | Con, | 〈◊〉 [Constable] | 〈◊〉 . [Constable]
Words532
Characters2752
Typicality0.41 (cosine to cluster centroid)
TCP idA07326
BritDrama no.1943
ClusterCluster 23 — Gulls, fops & laughing-stocks

Important excerpts

Passages from this character's speech that contain the most distinguishing words for Cluster 23 (rogues, crochet, shakbag, kicked, doister, tidle…). Matches are highlighted.

office; I answer, he may by virtue of his office reprehend any person, or persons, that w lke the streets too late at a seasonable hour. Nay, if you meet any of those rogues at seasonable hours, you may by virtue of your office commit him to prison, and then ask him whither he was going. True, my Lord Mayor can do no more then you in
may knock him down, and then id him stand, and come afore the Constable. So you are sufficiently cnstructed concerning you office take your stands, you shall hear rogues wall king at these seasonable hours, I warrant you, stand close. Purpose, now do I take as much care to be apprehended, As others do to escape the watch, I must
him, I'll take his excommunication my self. Sirrah, sirrah, you would have scaped Would you, no sirrah you shall know the Kings Officers have eyes to hear such rogues as you, Come sirrah, confess who it was you poisoned, he Looks Like a notable rogue. You would deny it Would you sirrah, we shall sift you, I cannot now deny what
Polimetes. Let him alone, the law Shall punish him, but sirrah where did you poison Him. But sirrah who set you a work Confess, I shall find out the whole ne of there Rogues, speak. O lying Rascal. Away with him, I'll hear no more, remit him to Prison; Sirrah, you shall hear of these things To morrow, where you would be loath to hear

Full speech

Come fellow watchmen, for now you are my fellows, I do it to encourage you in your office, it is a trick that we commanders have, your great Captains call your soldiers fellow soldiers to encourage them. Well I must show now what you have to do, for I my self before I came to this prefermity, was as simple as one of you, and for your better destruction, I will deride my speech into two parts. First, what is a watchman. See condly, what is the office of a watchman. For the first, fany man ask me what is a watchman, I may answer him, he is a man as others are, nay a tradesman, as a Vintner, a Tailor, or the Like, for they have long bills. For the second, what is his office; I answer, he may by virtue of his office reprehend any person, or persons, that w lke the streets too late at a seasonable hour. Nay, if you meet any of those rogues at seasonable hours, you may by virtue of your office commit him to prison, and then ask him whither he was going. True, my Lord Mayor can do no more then you in that point. Why if he do resist, you may knock him down, and then id him stand, and come afore the Constable. So you are sufficiently cnstructed concerning you office take your stands, you shall hear rogues wall king at these seasonable hours, I warrant you, stand close. Purpose, now do I take as much care to be apprehended, As others do to escape the watch, I must speak To be overheard, and plainly too, or else these dolts Will never conceive me. Hark who goes by? How, conscience talks he of, He's and honest man, I warrant him, let him pass How made me poison him, he's a knave I warrant him. I warrant you a knave cannot pass me, go reprehend him, I'll take his excommunication my self. Sirrah, sirrah, you would have scaped Would you, no sirrah you shall know the Kings Officers have eyes to hear such rogues as you, Come sirrah, confess who it was you poisoned, he Looks Like a notable rogue. You would deny it Would you sirrah, we shall sift you, I cannot now deny what I have said You over herd me, I poisoned Eugenio son to Lord Polimetes. Let him alone, the law Shall punish him, but sirrah where did you poison Him. But sirrah who set you a work Confess, I shall find out the whole ne of there Rogues, speak. O lying Rascal. Away with him, I'll hear no more, remit him to Prison; Sirrah, you shall hear of these things To morrow, where you would be loath to hear um. Come lets go. exeunt. marry with reuerance be it spoken. my Lord Polimetes his son. I'll leave the fell on with your Lordship. Murder I see will out. exit Con. Why didst thou poison him. I told him and shall please your Lordship's Kings officers had eyes to hear such rascals. murder. His own profession if it please your honour. Yes my Lord, he cannot deny it.

Plot summary

Plot — The Heir
In order to facilitate a marriage between his daughter Leucothoe and the wealthy Count Virro, Polymetes has the rumour put about that his son Eugenio has died during a trip overseas, which means that Leucothoe is now his heir. Among her many other admirers is Philocles, the son of Polymetes’ enemy, Euphues; he is barred from direct access to her, but is able to see her through the window of his friend Clerimont’s lodgings, next door to Polymetes’ house. He overhears her admitting that she does not love Virro, who is too old for her, but has fallen in love with a young man she saw riding in the street: Philocles. He throws a letter to her, and she plans an assignation with him in her father’s absence. Eugenio returns home disguised as the scholar Irus, but Polymetes seems less interested in the news of his son’s survival than that the rumour of his death should not be contradicted. Polymetes learns of Philocles’ assignation with Leucothoe; he and ‘Irus’ eavesdrop on it and hear the lovers plan to elope, even though stealing an heiress is a capital crime. Approving of his sister’s choice, Eugenio tells Virro that he will be marrying Leucothoe under false pretences, since the true heir is still alive; but Virro’s response is to hire ‘Irus’ to poison Eugenio. Polymetes catches Philocles and Leucothoe in the act of elopement, and Euphues’ attempts to secure a pardon are fruitless. Leucothoe’s pleading has more effect on the King, but only because he is attracted to her: he swears not to issue a pardon unless she has sex with him. When she adamantly refuses, the King tries to find a way out of his oath, but the papal price list for exemptions disgusts him and there is no legal loophole. At the trial, Philocles pleads guilty and is sentenced to death; Leucothoe declares her determination to die with him. ‘Irus’ is produced in court, having contrived to get himself arrested for murdering Eugenio; both he and Virro are also sentenced to death. ‘Irus’ gets Polymetes to declare in open court that, as things stand, he would allow Leucothoe to marry Philocles after all, if he were available. Then he reveals himself to be Eugenio: no murder has been committed, and no heiress stolen, so the death sentences are all quashed. In the sub-plot, Francisco has got Luce pregnant, and offers to make amends by marrying her; but her father Franklin intends her instead for the rich, foolish Shallow. Shallow is persuaded that he himself is responsible for her condition, and that,…