BIDET

At pawn sir. And if it live strike of this little head. Exit. Death or silence proceed. Our self will give them their charge, Now let me stroke my beard and I had it, & speak wisely if I knew how: most vnconsionable, honest little, or little honest good subjects, inform our person of your several qualities and of the pre judice that is foisted upon you that our self may peruew, pre vent, and preoccupy the pustulent dangers incident to all your cases. We will vouchsafe in this our public session to per use them, pleases your excellent wagship to be informed that the division of pages is tripartite (tripartite) or three fold, of pages, some be Court pages, others Ordinary gallants pages, & the third-apple squires, basket-bearers or pages of the placket, with the last we will proceed first, stand forth page of the plac ket, what is your mistress? Stand forth Court-page, thou lokest pale and won. Oh say no more, I know thy miseries, what betwixt thy Lady, her Gentlewoman and thy Master's late gaming thou mayest look pale. I know thy Misery's and I condole thy calami ties, thou art born well, bred ill, but diest worst of all, thy blood most commonly gentle, thy youth ordinarily idle, and thy age to often miserable. When thy first suit is fresh, thy cheeks clear of Court soils, and thy Lord fallen out with his Lady, so long may be heel chuck thee under the chin, call thee good pretty ape and give thee a scrap from his own trencher, but after he never beholds thee, but when thou squierst him with a torch to a wantons sheets, or lights his Tobacco pipe. Never uses thee but as his pander never, regardeth thee but as and idle burr that stickest upon the nap of his fortune, and so naked thou camest into the world and naked thou must return; whom serve you. Thou art my happiest subject, the service of a fool is the only blessedest slavery that ever put on a chain and a blue coat, they know not what nor for what they give, but so they give 'tis good, so it be good they give: Fortune's are ordained for fools, as fools are for fortune, to play with all not to use, hath he taken and oath of allegiance is he of our brother hood yet? You must perform a valorous Virtuous, and religi ous exploit first in desert of your order. Pippo 'tis our will and pleasure thou suit thy self Like a Merchants wife, leave the managing of the sequence unto our prudence. Our majesty dismounteth, and we put of our great ness, and now my little knaves I am plain Crack, as I am Bos phoros Carmelidon Honorificacuminos Bydet I am imperious: ho nor sparkles in mine eyes; but as I am Crack I will convey cros bite and cheat upon Simplicius, I will feed, satiat and fill your paunches: replenish, stuff or furnish your purses, we will laugh when others weep, sing when others sith, feed when others starve, and be drunk when others are sober, this my charge at the lose, as you love our brotherhood, avoid true speech square dice, small liquour, and above all, those to ungentleman Like protestations of indeed and verily, and so gentle Apollo touch thy nimble string our scene is done yet before we cease we sing. The Song and Exeunt. Oh that purse with all the white pence in it, fine man I love you, give you the fine read pence soon at night, he, I thank you where's the fool now? Sinior? Enter Bydett with Water and a Towel. Quadratus. He is fair, gallant, rich, neat as a Bridegroom, fresh as a new-minted sixpence, with him Lampatho Doriam, Symplici us Faber. Accoutered worthy a presence. No sir, you needs not for they are there already. Proclaim our titles How live you? Cozen thy master, he is a fool, and was created for men of wit such as thy self to make use of. You were not leapt in your Mother's smock, you would not a good cheek, and enticing eye, a smooth skin, a well shaped leg, a fair hand, you cannot bring a wench into a fools parradize for you? Call her, you rise on your right side to day marry, call her, her name is Mistress Perpetuana, she is not very fair, nor goes extraordinary gay. A good skin? she is wealthy, her husbands a fool, sheele make you, she wears the breeches: sheele make you. You may go in beaten precious Stones every day, marry I must acquaint you with some observances which you must pursue most religiously, she has a fool, a natural fool weights on her, that is indeed her pander to him, at the first you must be bounteous, what-so-ere he craves, be it your Hat, Cloak, Rapier, Purse, or such trifle, giu`t, giu`t, the night will pay all: and to draw all suspect, from pursuing her love for base gain sake. When you hear one wind a Cornet, she is coming down Saint Marks street, prepare your speech, suck your lips, lighten your spirits, fresh your blood, sleek your cheeks, for now thou shalt be made for ever (a perpetual and eternal gull) Exit Bydet. The fool shall weight on thee, Now do I merit to be yclipped Bosphoros Carmelydon Honorificacuminos Bydett, who who has any square Dice? Thou shalt lose thy share for it in our purchase. Sooner the whissell of a Mariner, Shall sleek the rough curbs of the Ocean back, Now speak I Like my self thou shalt lose thy share. Mistress Perpetuanos fool. I know the fool well, he will stick to you, dos not use to forsake any youth that is enamoured on and other men wife, he strives to keep company with a crimson satin suit continually, he loves to be all one with a Critique, a good wit self conceited, a hawk bearer, a dog keeper, and great with the nobility, he dotes upon a mere scholar and honest flat fool, but above all he is all one with a fellow whose cloak hath a better inside then his outside, and his body richer lined then his brain. You gave it me and I'll kept. It's most true Sir, I herd all, I saw all, I tell all, and I hope you believe all, the sweet Francisco Soranza, the Perfu mere is by your rival Giacomo, and your two brother's that must be, when you have married your wife, that shall be. Master, Master, I would descried the Perfumer in Albanos disguise, look you, look you, rare sport, rare sport. Your case is dangerous and almost desperate stand forth ordinary gallants page, what is the nature of your Master? That thou mayest the easier purge him of superfluous blood I will describe thy Masters constitution, he loves and is beloved of himself and one more; his dog. There is a company of unbraced vntrussd, rutters in the town, that crinkle in the hammes swearing their flesh is their only living, and when they have any crowns, cry God a marry Mol, and shrugging let the Cockholds pay fort: intimating that their maintenance flows from the wantonness of Merchant's wives, when intruth the plain troth is, the plain and the stand, or the plain stand and deliver, delivers them all their living. These comrades have persuaded thy Master that ther's no way to redeem his peach colour satin suit from pawn but by the love of a Cyti zens wife, he believes it, they slout him he feeds them, and now 'tis our honest and religious meditation that he feed us. Holyfernes Puppi. Oh fine man, my mistress loves you best, I dreamed you Gam me this sword and dagger, I love your Hat and Feather, Oh. Disguised so Like the drowned Albano to cross your suit, that by my little honesty 'twas great consolation to me to observe them, passion of joy, of hope. Oh excellent cried And drea, passingly cried Randolfo ; vnparraleld lisps Giacomo, good, good, good, says Andrea, now stut says Giacomo, now stut says Randolfo, while the ravished Perfumer had Like to have waterd the seams of his breeches for extreme pride of their applause.