in Philaster, or Love Lies a-Bleeding — Beaumont, Francis; Fletcher, John
Metadata
Play
Philaster, or Love Lies a-Bleeding
Author
Beaumont, Francis; Fletcher, John
Year (catalogued)
1620
First performance
1609
Decade
1620s
Genre
Tragicomedy
Play type
Adult Professional
Company
King's Men
Theater
Globe;Outdoor Professional
Speech prefix(es)
CAP.
Words
577
Characters
3116
Typicality
0.25 (cosine to cluster centroid)
TCP id
A06343
BritDrama no.
1597
Cluster
Cluster 6 — Battlefield messengers & soldiers
Important excerpts
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Full speech
Come my brave Mermedons, fall on, letyour caps swarm, & your nimble tongues forget your gibrish, of what you lack, and set your mouths open children, till your palates fallen frighted half a fathom passed the cure of bay-salt & gross pepper; and then cry Phy laster, brave Phylaster. Let Phylaster be deep in request, my ding-a dings, mypaire of deer Indentures: King of clubs, the ̄ your cut-wa ter-chamlets, and your painting: let not your hasty silks, dearly be lovers of Custards & Cheesecakes, or your branch cloth of bodkins, or your tyffenies, your robbin-hood scarlet and Johns, tie your of fections in durance to your shops, my dainty duckers, up with your three piled spirits, that rightvalourous, and let your acute colours make the King to feel the measure of your mightiness; Phylaster, cry, myrose nobles, cry. How do you Like this, my Lord prisoner? These are mad boys I can tell you, These be things that will not strike topsail to a Foist, And let a Man of war, and Argosea, Stoop to carry coals. Yes, my pretty Prince of puppets, we do know, and give you gentle warning, you talk no more such bugs words, lest that sod den Crown should be scratched with a musket; deer Prince pip pin, I'll have you coddled, let him lose my spirits, and make a ring with your bills my hearts: Now let me see what this brave man dares do: note sir, have at you with this washing blow, here I lie, do you huff sweet Prince? I could hock your grace, and hang you cross leg'd, Like a Hare at a Poulters stall; and do thus. Hold, I say. Again I say hold. You see, my scurvy Done, how precious you are in esteem a amongst us, had you not been better kept at home, I think you had: must you needs come amongst us, to have your saffron hide tawed as we intend it: My Done, Phylaster must suffer death to satisfy your melancholy spleen, he must my Done, he must; but we your Physicians, hold it fit that you bleed for it: Come my robu sticks, my brave regiment of rattle makers, let's call a common cor nuted counsel, and Like graven Senators, bear up our branched crests, in sitting upon the several tortures we shall put him to, and with as little sense as may be, put your wills in execution. No, rather let's carbinade his codshead, and cut him to col lops: shall I begin? My poroupines of spite, make room I say, that I may salute my brave Prince: and is Prince Phylaster at liberty? Then give me thy Princely goll, which thus I kiss, to whom I crouch and bow; But see my royal spark, this headstrong swarm that follow me humming Like a master Be, have I led forth their Hives, and being on wing, and in our heady flight, have seized him shall suffer for thy wrongs. Hear the Prince, I say, hear Phylaster. Take him to thee brave Prince, and we thy bounty thank fully accept, and will drink thy health, thy perpetual health my Prince, while memory lasts amongst us, we are thy Myrmidons, my Achillis: we are those will follow thee, and in thy service will scour our rusty murins and our bill-bow-blades, most noble Phylaster, we will: Come my rowtists let's retyer till occasion calls us to at tend the nohle Phylaster.
Plot summary
Plot — Philaster, or Love Lies a-Bleeding
The King. of Sicily invites the Spanish prince Pharamiond to marry his daughter Airethiisa and become his heir. This is challenged by the rightful King, PHilastér, who was deposed in his minority by the present King’s predecessor, but is too popular to imprison or kill. Arethusa secretly woos Philaster, and he gives her the page Bellarig to be their go-between. She refuses Pharamond’s request for pre-marital sex, so, looking for satisfaction elsewhere, he tries the ladies-in-waiting: (Galatéd refuses him, but his seduction of M@gra is more successful. Galatea overhears their plans for an assignation and reports it to Arethusa, who reports it in turn to the King. Pharamond is disgraced, but Megra gets her revenge by alleging an improper relationship between Alrethtisa and Béllario. The scandalous rumours come to Philaster’s ears, and he becomes mentally distracted through jealousy. Arethuisa dismisses Bellario on her father’s orders. She then disappears in the woods during a royal hunt, and meets the boy by chance. PhilaStér finds them together and thinks his fears confirmed. He confronts and wounds her, but is driven off by a country fellow; he then finds Béllarid asleep and wounds him. Philaster is taken prisoner and committed to Alrethusa’s custody. Facing execution, he is reconciled to her, and they are married. When the King learns of this, he has them both imprisoned. Pharamond pays a sightseeing visit to the city. There he is captured by the Sicilian citizens, who have risen in rebellion, fearful for Philaster’s safety. THe—King promises to restore Philaster’s rights if he can quell the mutiny. He does, and the King keeps his. word; Pharamondiis to return to Spain, and Philaster suggests that he take Mégra with him. Megra renews the slander about Arethusa’s illicit relationship with Bellario, and the King orders BéllaniG tortured to reveal the truth (and hopefully clear Arethusa). Bellario reveals that the story cannot be true, for ‘he’ is really a girl in disguise: she fell hopelessly in love with PHilaster and, recognizing the match to be impossible, posed as a page to be with him. Megra is forgiven, but banished from the court. 1609 B-Text In this version, the present King, not his father, was responsible for Philaster’s deposition. There is no threat to torture Bellario. Megra is not forgiven but imprisoned pending the King’s pleasure. The King effects a more explicit transfer of power to Philaster. Philaster arranges husbands for Bellario and…