Early Modern Drama · Character Archetypes

FRANCES

in Ram Alley, or Merry Tricks — Barry, Lording

Metadata

PlayRam Alley, or Merry Tricks
AuthorBarry, Lording
Year (catalogued)1611
First performance1608
Decade1610s
GenreComedy
Play typeBoys Professional
CompanyChildren of the King's Revels
Speech prefix(es)Fra. | Fra | Fra: | Fr.
Words897
Characters4583
Typicality0.54 (cosine to cluster centroid)
TCP idA04881
BritDrama no.1572
ClusterCluster 4 — Constant hearts & virtuous ladies

Important excerpts

Passages from this character's speech that contain the most distinguishing words for Cluster 4 (loyalty, handmaid, spotless, blessings, hamilcar, moves…). Matches are highlighted.

Sir, thank your self. You know sir, I did enjoy a quiet country life, Spotless and free, till you corrupted me, And brought me to the Court, I never knew, What sleeking, glazing, or what pressing meant, Till you preferred me to your Aunt the

Full speech

Sir, thank your self. You know sir, I did enjoy a quiet country life, Spotless and free, till you corrupted me, And brought me to the Court, I never knew, What sleeking, glazing, or what pressing meant, Till you preferred me to your Aunt the Lady, I knew no Iuotie teeth, no caps of heir, No Mercury water, fucas, or perfumes, To help a Ladies breath, until your Aunt, Learned me the common trick. Sir, you are his friend (I love him to) Propound a course which may advantage him, And you shall find such real worth in me, That rather then I'll live his hindrance, I will assume the most penurious state The City yields, to give me means of life Believe me love, how ere some stricter wits, Condemn all women which are prove to love, And think that if their favour fallen on any, By consequence they must be nought with many, And hold a false position, that a woman False to her self, can trusty be to no man, Yet know I say, how ere my life hath lost The fame which my Virginity aspire, I will be true to thee, my deed shall move, To win from all men pity, if not love. How now you slave? my rampant tricks you rogue, Nay fear not me my only fear is still, Thy filthy face betrays us, for all men know, Thy nose stands compass Like a bow, Which is three quarters drawn, thy head. Which is with greasy hair overspread, And being uncurled and black as coal, Does show some Scullion in a hold Begotten thee on a Gipsy, or Thy mother was some Colliers whore My rampant tricks you rogue, thou'lt be descried Before our plor be ended. Sir I have given A longer venture then true modesty Will well allow, or your more graver wit Commend. I must believe it now. I am glad he is gone, a put me to the blush When a did ask me of rich Somerfields death. Thanks gentle brother. But will you do it truly. This Gentleman whom I so much affect, I scarcely yet do know, so blind is love, In things which most concerns it, as you're honest Tell me his birth, his state, and farthest Hope's. Oh me accursed, Has a no credit, Lands and Manors. I am abused, coosned, and deceived. Is there no trust, No honesty in men. Good sir, may I not by law forsake him And wed another, though my word be passed To be his wife. I am resolved, I will not wed him, though I beg my bred. I thank you sir, I will rather wed a most perfidious Redshanke, A noted Jew, or some Mechanic slave, Then let him joy my sheets. He has been nibbling. Servant. Ex. We are undone. This fellow has no land; and which is worse, He has no credit. That were too great a scandal. Lets here the means. I give my liking. That must not be, Furnish me with Jewels, and then my self, Attended by you man and honest Beard, Will thither first, and with my Lady mother Crave a peace for you. I when she knows Before by me, from what and eminent plague Your wisdom has preserved me. I can hold no longer, impudent man. Oh thou perfidious man darest thou presume To call her wife, whom thou so much hast wronged, What conquest hast thou God, to wrong a maid, A silly harmless maid? what glory is't That thou hast thus deceived a simple Virgin, And brought her from her friends? what honour wast For thee to make the Butler lose his office And run away with thee. Your tricks are known, Didst thou not swear thou shouldst be Baroniz'd? And hadst both lands and Fortune's? both which thou wantest. I know your trick:, And know I now am wife unto this man. Therefore subscribe, Take somewhat of him for a full release, And pray to God to make you and honest man, If not, I do protest by earth and Heaven, Although I starve, thou never shalt enjoy me. I hope a will compound. Sir you may choose, What's the mortgage worth? Do it, do it, Come you shall do it, we will be rid of him At any rate. This health is pledged And honest Sergeant how does master Gripe The Drawer stands aside. The keeper of the Counter, I do protest I found him always favourable to me, A is and honest man, has often stood to me, And been my friend and let me go a trust For victual when a denied it knights: but come, Lets pay and then begun, arrest you know Was but a trick to get from nimble Dash My husbands man: I do protest, By all the honesty betwixt thee and me, I God her in that gown in six weeks space Four pound and fourteen pence given by a Clarke Of and Inn of Chancery, that night I came Out of her house, and does the filthy Jade Send to me for money? but honest Sergeant, Let me go, and say thou didst not see me, I'll do thee as great a pleasure shortly. With all my heart. It's impossible, this night he means to wed me. Let it come sweet Rogue. Most sure.

Plot summary

Plot — Ram Alley, or Merry Tricks
The rich heiress Constantia Somerfield disguises herself as a page and enters the employ of her beloved, Boucher, intending to keep an eye on his fidelity. The rich widow Taffeta drops a handkerchief to get Boucher’s attention, and invites him into her house. Despite a prophecy that a widow will endanger his life, soul, lands, and reputation, Boucher is attracted to her. He has several rivals, including the old knight Sir Oliver Smallshank and Captain Puff, who claims marital rights in Taffeta and threatens to attack anyone who shows any sexual interest in her. Sir Oliver comes to woo Taffeta, but hides under her farthingale when Puff arrives. Puff assaults her, and Sir Oliver is forced out of his hiding place. Seeing the advantages of being a courtier’s wife, Taffeta agrees to marry him. Sir Oliver’s younger son, Will, is in debt, and his lands are mortgaged to Throat the lawyer. He pretends to have eloped with Constantia, but the woman he introduces to his family is actually his whore, Frances. He leaves her with Throat while he goes to arrange the wedding, asking Throat to confirm his cover story: that he has expectations of becoming a lord. Throat tells her the truth, that Will is a penniless fortune-hunter, and woos the lady for himself. When Will takes her, ostensibly to a nocturnal marriage ceremony, Throat has them attacked in the darkened streets. They are separated from Frances, whom Throat then marries himself. Will arranges to have himself arrested for debt when he comes looking for his putative fiancée; Throat is initially unwilling to help him, but, encouraged by Frances, agrees to pay the debt and return Will’s mortgage if he will sign a legal document renouncing all prior claims to Constantia Somerfield. Will agrees, and gets his lands back and some of his debts paid. Constantia’s mother, Lady Somerfield, comes to town, and is told that Will has abducted her daughter. Throat introduces himself as her son-in-law, and is arrested. Meanwhile Frances steals away with her new husband’s jewels. She is arrested at a tavern, and thinks it a ruse to get her away from Throat’s man; when the debt turns out to be real, she tries to sweet-talk the sergeant into releasing her. She is redeemed by her accomplice, Beard, only to be ‘rescued’ from him by Will's elder brother, who still thinks her Constantia and intends to marry her himself. Will goes to see Taffeta, not realizing that Sir Oliver is hiding behind the hangings; he tries to dissuade her from…