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GEOMETRES

in Technogamia, or The Marriages of the Arts — Holyday, Barten

Metadata

PlayTechnogamia, or The Marriages of the Arts
AuthorHolyday, Barten
Year (catalogued)1618
First performance1618
Decade1610s
GenreAcademic Comedy
Play typeUniversity
Theaterat University;
Speech prefix(es)Geom.
Words1116
Characters5840
Typicality0.32 (cosine to cluster centroid)
TCP idA03496
BritDrama no.1860
ClusterCluster 24 — Gods, cupids & celestial agents

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Full speech

Well, Sir: I needs not then you think to fear Geo graphus; for indeed though he be proud, yet I am sure Astro nomia is much more Highminded: and yet were her Altitude as high as Heaven, could not I Measure it? beside what can she count of him, but as of a giddy fellow, whose Head is Guided by his Heals? but for Me, it is well known, I have the Rule of my self: indeed there's Poeta, him I fear, for he plays at his Mistress with his Hexameter, and Pentameter, as a Fencer lies at his Rapier and Dagger-foile; but from Him you say Youl' Ward me. Alas! that's the Unmeasurable Depth of my grief, for I can never almost get into her company, but yet Sir ac quaint me with the device that I may not loose occasion it of feared. But is that possible? Strange! Wonderful! but if that should happen me, how should I enjoy the sighed of her beauty? I Sir, I desire to know what Proportion it can bear with truth. Sir, this is Deep; but is this Rule infallible? Dove, nor Sparrow is so hight, as my love to you, dearest Magus: but you made mention of a second, Conjuration. Presently? Will you? I am yours Soul and Body. That ever thou wast born! that ever thou wast born, Divine Magus! well, the Devil take me if I do not turn Magician, He puts on a cy press Suit, then puts Geome tres into a Cir cle which he brings forth and spreads; then goes into it him self, with a white rod in his hand, which he waves 4. ways. what ever it cost me. Oh Astronomia! — Good Magus leave off, o, o, o, o, o, I shall never be able to endure. O, I'll cry out if ye won't leave. Magus stops Geometres's mouth, and speaks on. O, I shall— I cannot endure it, o I cannot endure it. Geometres falls down, thrusting his head between Magus his feet, and cove ring his face with his hands. Is she gone yet? O! I cannot endure it. Well, I besecch you, Sir, fallen to your last remedy, Medicine: for this is intolerable. No? why? Must not I take Physic to make her fallen in love with me? Nay alas I can't tell, I do but ask; come I pray, let's be gone hence, I cannot endure to stay here, we'll talk further of this in some other place. Good Magus, let me hold by you till we are gone a pretty way hence. You would rather say to what Circumference all the lines run from my Centre. You're out, you're out in your Account Arithmeti Can, believe me you are: I only intimated your suspicion, not expressed mine own desires. Peace. Not from that mouth. A chaste virgin! I think shee'l get her self with child by and imagination, without marrying; for she does already, me thinks, Multiply exceedingly, and Bring forth: well, I'll leave you, or else there is no way, Arithmeticam, to stay your Progression. Exit Geometres. Good Sir, do not conjure. I but it may be Sir, they had conjuring names. You'll give me all this in writing Sir; woun't you? I pray, do you your self know how many there are in all? Nay, good Sir hold, we have enough already: But I perceive you Magicians have admirable memories to get hard words by heart; I marvel you do not turn Dictio narie-makers: Why? I warrant there's no hard word but you can tell the meaning on't: you'd put all their noses out of joint quite. Young say you? marry, I think, you are absolutely grounded in it, that can know all these Mysteries; ah, were it the will of the gods, I had but half of this skill, I'de give all that I have, and get more as I could; but can you do all these Wonders? Oh strange! but can a Spirit give Learning? But can you by your Art, tell me whither or no I shall have Astronomia? How! What's that? But I have herd, that's only for things stolen. Well, this is the man whom the Heavens have or dained to make me happy; Oh Ʋ enus, be favourable unto me, and I'll built thee a fairer Temple then ever the Ephesians di rected to Diana. MAGUS enters. If it do's not turn at mine, I shall die: pray make it turn at mine. He's not in love with her, Sir; pray do not you put in him too. Georaetres falls down on his knees, and embraces Ma gus his knees. Magus, what's mine is yours, goods, life, soul, and all: Ʋ enus, thy temple shall be a mile in length; thy Image in't shall be greater then the Colossus at Rhodes, it shall be all white Marble: The temple at Milan shall look Like pale-fac'd llow to it; it shall have as many pillars, as there are hours in the year, and as many windows as there are minutes; and the Spire shall be higher then Tenariffa, or the Tower of Babylon by eight score Measured surlongs at the least. Magus, I have enough, I have enough. You say true. Nay, let me alone for looking on her; I'll look thorough her, and thorough her; and make her as Perspective, as I am Solid. Well, you learned men put so many doubts—but I care not, I shall have her in the end: come, I've enough, now let's go. Thou'rt mine, thou'rt mine, Astronomia, I'm in Heaven already; Geographus may go travail again, and Poeta, in stead of Bays, may go wear a Willow-garland. Here's a health to Astronomia. He drinks. O, Sir, they that drink with Measure, drink without Measure. Well, because it's to her, I'll doo't, He drinks. A second health to Astronomia. He drinks. Begin, wee'll follow. Oh my Jacob's staff is broken, And thats a disastrous token, My Compasses did slide, My Ruler slipped aside: Oh my Jacob's staff is broken. Here's a health to Astronomia. Prithee Poeta do thou sing a Catch alone, and we'll sing the Close with thee. Nor I. Nay, if I cannot Rule others, I will Rule my self. Exit Geometres. Yes, Sir, he did. I did Sir. I, these are they. Magus himself acquainted me with this device: for, these Rings put on their little-fingers, and those words repeated thrice, would have made them inui sible immediately. Now honoured Polites, you may proceed. Well, Polites, Geometres shall be Ruled by you this once; come, Wench, sure I must love thee, I even long to take thine Altitude.

Plot summary

Plot — Technogamia, or The Marriages of the Arts
Astronomia has several suitors: Geographus (whom her mother dislikes), Geometres (whom her friends favour), and Poeta (who has recently jilted Historia to pursue her). Against her kinsman Polites’ advice, Historia still wants to marry Poeta, consummating the long-standing association between history and the poetic imagination. Poeta quarrels with Grammaticus, and Logicus becomes involved in the ensuing affray. Unsure whether to fight a duel with Poeta or sue him for assault, Logicus sets both courses in train. Hearing that Poeta has been hurt in the fight, Historia sends to Medicus for help, but Magus, who is helping Geometres, sees an opportunity to dispose of one of his client’s rivals, and persuades Medicus to send poison instead. Medicus’ man, Sanguis, delivers the poison, but spots that it isn’t medicine. Poeta infers Historia's treachery, but persuades himself out of absolute misogyny by thinking of Astronomia. To reconcile Poeta with Logicus and Grammaticus, Ethicus arranges a banquet. Several of the wooers use magical help in their suits. Poeta meets two gipsies, who pick his- pocket and foretell that he will marry Astronomia. Using sieve- divination, Magus predicts that Geometres will marry Astronomia, and will achieve this mainly through hypnotism, with a little pharmaceutical help. (Geometres finds the third option, conjuration, too frightening to try.) However, when Astronomia drinks the supposed love philtre at Ethicus’ feast, it poisons her. Meanwhile, Poeta seems reconciled to his former adversaries, but gets drunk and tries to pick fights with Geographus and Grammaticus; Magus charms him to sleep. Causidicus accepts fees from both Logicus and Poeta, so when the case comes to trial, Polites dismisses him and forces the parties to speak for themselves. The trial is adjourned when news arrives that Astronomia, burning up with the poison, has fallen into a coma. Medicus attends her, and cures her by administering an enema. Meanwhile the gipsies and servants indulge themselves in country pastimes: morris dancing, barley-break, and riddles. Polites takes up Geographus’ and Historia’s love- suits: he persuades Astronomia’s mother that Geographus will be a worthy son-in-law, so long as he gets rid of his servant Phantastes, and the couple are married. Polites tries the miscreants, and purges the body politic of dangerous corruption: the gipsies are branded, Magus sentenced to be broken on the wheel, and his wife Astrologia to imprisonment — but,…