in Technogamia, or The Marriages of the Arts — Holyday, Barten
Metadata
Play
Technogamia, or The Marriages of the Arts
Author
Holyday, Barten
Year (catalogued)
1618
First performance
1618
Decade
1610s
Genre
Academic Comedy
Play type
University
Theater
at University;
Speech prefix(es)
Arith. | Arithm.
Words
590
Characters
3246
Typicality
0.31 (cosine to cluster centroid)
TCP id
A03496
BritDrama no.
1860
Cluster
Cluster 12 — Wooers, gallants & courtly love-talk
Important excerpts
Passages from this character's speech that contain the most distinguishing words for Cluster 12 (signor, sal, zelmane, handkerchief, absolon, dissemble…). Matches are highlighted.
Circle, be thou the Diameter: I'll be — Well, Geometres, know, when thou once forsakest Number, thou then runnest headlong into confusion; but this is the misery of enthralled affections; yet since I cannot disset tle them, I will mitigate them; and so long count them at least supportable, as they shall not exceed Number and Measure.
Full speech
Lo, now you have confessed: and is't Astronomia that must so Outshine Arithmeticam? well, were her beauty's as the Stars, I'll make them want the beauty of all beauty's, Number; that they shall only be uncertainly gazed upon, under and Indefinite multitude. Well, Geometres, I have known the time when your love to Arithmeticam was more Solid, and not thus Sum perficiall; the time was when Geometres would not do any thing without Arithmeticam; not measure a Foot of ground, but ask of Arithmeticam how many Inches it was; not and Inch but inquire of Arithmeticam how many Grains were in't: but now forsooth the pride of his desires is raised to and Higher pitch; and now Astronomia is the Star upon which his eye is fixed, and now Astronomia is the Magneti que Pole, after which the Loadstone of his heart does turn. And Astronomia — What? can't you endure to hear the name of your dearest Astronomia? Because I cannot praise her Infinitely? why then me thinks not from your own, because you cannot praise her without Measure; well, Geometres, forgive me, but I must love thee. Come, dearest; I'll be a Globe, be thou the Axletree: I'll be a Circle, be thou the Diameter: I'll be — Well, Geometres, know, when thou once forsakest Number, thou then runnest headlong into confusion; but this is the misery of enthralled affections; yet since I cannot disset tle them, I will mitigate them; and so long count them at least supportable, as they shall not exceed Number and Measure. If you Count again, you shall find that I drunk last. Rhetorica —here's to moisten your eloquent tongue. I'll in too, that I may — I, indeed, for they that Number their cups, come monly Multiply their cups. You woun't, I know, require it of me. And if Geometres depart, Arithmeticam will be none of the Number. Exit Arith. I, but if you mark it, it's not a direct Progression, but a kind of giddy turning Round, which proceeds from a lightness of the head, caused by her disease. Ah, Astrologiam, you made no Reckoning of this sickness, I shall scarce ever trust you again, as long as I know you: Come, let's have her in, let's have her in. Exeunt omnes. Now my sweet Devils, I am even sick with expecting when Medicus will come and visit me: I fear, his phy sick cannot work upon Poeta: that rogues Verses, I think, are a countercharm against all our conjurations: a rope on his sixe-footed lousy Hexameters: sure, the slaves skin is in chanted; the quilting of Ajax shield was but a thin Cheu'rill to it. And I trust we two shall be always Even. I, and let Arithmeticam be cast out of the Number of the Sciences; if in his very face (I speak it freely behind his back) appear not to my eye the very Figure of sincerity. Nay, you are the whole Heauen-wide, Astronomia, on the contrary partly; for though Geometres think there be too great Disparity between him and me, and that Arithme tica stands now but for a Cipher in his account; yet, that con ceit of his shall never make a Fraction or Division in my love, but as he was once mine Entire, so shall I ever hold it the golden Rule of friendship, rather to Add unto, then Sub stract from my first affection: but let us not multiply words: Musicam, prithee what dost thou think of this? I, that's but thy conceit.
Plot summary
Plot — Technogamia, or The Marriages of the Arts
Astronomia has several suitors: Geographus (whom her mother dislikes), Geometres (whom her friends favour), and Poeta (who has recently jilted Historia to pursue her). Against her kinsman Polites’ advice, Historia still wants to marry Poeta, consummating the long-standing association between history and the poetic imagination. Poeta quarrels with Grammaticus, and Logicus becomes involved in the ensuing affray. Unsure whether to fight a duel with Poeta or sue him for assault, Logicus sets both courses in train. Hearing that Poeta has been hurt in the fight, Historia sends to Medicus for help, but Magus, who is helping Geometres, sees an opportunity to dispose of one of his client’s rivals, and persuades Medicus to send poison instead. Medicus’ man, Sanguis, delivers the poison, but spots that it isn’t medicine. Poeta infers Historia's treachery, but persuades himself out of absolute misogyny by thinking of Astronomia. To reconcile Poeta with Logicus and Grammaticus, Ethicus arranges a banquet. Several of the wooers use magical help in their suits. Poeta meets two gipsies, who pick his- pocket and foretell that he will marry Astronomia. Using sieve- divination, Magus predicts that Geometres will marry Astronomia, and will achieve this mainly through hypnotism, with a little pharmaceutical help. (Geometres finds the third option, conjuration, too frightening to try.) However, when Astronomia drinks the supposed love philtre at Ethicus’ feast, it poisons her. Meanwhile, Poeta seems reconciled to his former adversaries, but gets drunk and tries to pick fights with Geographus and Grammaticus; Magus charms him to sleep. Causidicus accepts fees from both Logicus and Poeta, so when the case comes to trial, Polites dismisses him and forces the parties to speak for themselves. The trial is adjourned when news arrives that Astronomia, burning up with the poison, has fallen into a coma. Medicus attends her, and cures her by administering an enema. Meanwhile the gipsies and servants indulge themselves in country pastimes: morris dancing, barley-break, and riddles. Polites takes up Geographus’ and Historia’s love- suits: he persuades Astronomia’s mother that Geographus will be a worthy son-in-law, so long as he gets rid of his servant Phantastes, and the couple are married. Polites tries the miscreants, and purges the body politic of dangerous corruption: the gipsies are branded, Magus sentenced to be broken on the wheel, and his wife Astrologia to imprisonment — but,…