in Histriomastix, or The Player Whipped — Marston, John
Metadata
Play
Histriomastix, or The Player Whipped
Author
Marston, John
Year (catalogued)
1610
First performance
1599
Decade
1610s
Genre
Moral
Play type
Boys Professional
Company
Unknown
Speech prefix(es)
Cun. | Cunst. | Cun, | Cun ▪ | Oun.
Words
158
Characters
826
Typicality
0.38 (cosine to cluster centroid)
TCP id
A03405
BritDrama no.
1314
Cluster
Cluster 21 — Old fathers & plain counsel
Important excerpts
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Full speech
Soft sirs I must talk with you for tax money, To relieve the poor, not a penny paid yet, Ye are not all married. Sirs, will you here the truth. But you must all choose Whither yowl be shipped and set a shore no man Knows where as the Romans did: Or play for the maintenance of the poor; And your selves kept Like honest men. The dearth of Malt denies it Ecce signum. I, banish idle fellows out o'th'land, True, but your boasting hath crakt it, (I fear.) Sirs, those provisoes will not serve the turn, What hoe, Sailors, ship away these players. No matter where it blows; away with them. Alas poor Players: hostis; what comes it to? I, I see a Madge howlet: and she sees not see. But 'tis well known, that each maintains his Punk, And taverns it with drunken suppers still. The pox is in this age, here's a brave world fellows.
Plot summary
Plot — Histriomastix, or The Player Whipped
Under the benevolent rule of Peace, various orders of society turn to learning in their different ways: Mavortius and his fellow noblemen and gentlemen become students of the liberal arts, professional people appoint the scholar Chrisoganus as their lecturer, and some artisans organize themselves as a company of players, Sir Oliver Owlet’s Men. However, the new reign of Plenty tempts many of them away from their studies, leaving only Chrisoganus loyal. While the lawyers and merchants take advantage of the leisure of the vacation to go hunting, Mavortius entertains his guests with a play given by Owlet’s Men. Plenty is succeeded by Pride, who encourages a dedication to fashion and a neglect of proper decorum: the lawyers and merchants enrich themselves unjustly, Mavortius dismisses many of his servants to release more money to spend on pleasure, and both Chrisoganus (who has turned playwright) and Owlet's Men price themselves out of the market. Next, Envy comes to power, causing class resentment in the realm: the citizenry’s adoption of the latest fashions causes resentment among the nobility, envious behaviour disrupts the players’ rehearsal, and Mavortius becomes belligerent. The next ruler is War, under whom the players are conscripted as soldiers, Mavortius fights with his friends, the common people rise in rebellion against their social superiors, and the Spanish invade the realm. Out of this chaos comes Poverty, leading aristocrats, merchants. and peasants alike to debt, bankruptcy, and famine. Owlet’s men, unable to pay their taxes, are banished from the realm. Finally Poverty and her associates are expelled by the return of Peace and Plenty. Queen Elizabeth also appears, in the guise of Astraea, and the play ends with the five lesser rulers resigning their sceptres to Peace.