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REnowned Father of fashions, Count of cour tesies, Marquess of modern motions, Duke of debonair deportments, Chief Justice of ges icum lations. I have it, Comptroller of Conges, Compactor of Cringes, Fea Framer of jan phrases. Dainty? I tell thee, Novice, we have store of this plumporridge at our house every day. (little else.) That trumpet could speak Persian well, I can hardly hit upon them in the original. Varletto, p one, manigoldo. Indoctrinate of young Nobility. Accompli r of Kings Courts, chief engineer of cap and knee. clock-keeper of , and finally, ingrosser of all sailable, available addresses, garbs, faces, graces in all places. I tell thee, and thou shalt find, that tittle tattle Tully is but brown bred, if he be laid near our Marchp e. Indeed M ster I have herd you say, that you would have your title Like the great Western More narches e, with a long tail behind it. I marry, and so I do. What did you give me? Nothing but a dozen of rotten ke points. You must tag them better ere I to e up your request. A Peacock? That's well. You may make us latter by it; but you cannot make us prouder. Sir, this young gentleman presents you with a Pea cock. It would a tail he would a small request to your worship. I mistook a Peacock for a Woodcock. Sir he would feign present you with a Woodcock every day. His suit is to be your scholar for and hour in a day. He would dedicate himself to fine fashions and quaint quallicoms. Will you steal me your father's dagger with the ailuer hast? They shall prick forward thy cause. I gallop to save thy life. I will beg a pardon for thee of this Judge. Relent heroic soirit, relent. For my sake entertain Master Novice into your school. Indeed Master of late we have had very good do ings. The Usher of our school has had for fees of young gentlemen at their entrance, above and hundred crowns within this 12. months, beside his yearly stipend. Indeed Master, if you should not take some fair see, the gentlemen would not think it such a reputa cion to be your Prentiles. And their Parents would scorn our beware, and say it were Like S inking fish it hend of a market. I pray you sir let him be admitted. He'll be con tent to stand next the door of our school. I warrant you sir, he'll be fedfat for a whole year, with two or three of the easiest plain tricks, of g the hat or the gambrell that hammes, the ma i'th toe, and the gudiron i'th forehead. He'll be pleased with these till he can come to higher points of the Retort, the e, the Catastiophe, the Anti S ropho. Sir, I see no reason but you may entertain him as well as another. One S one more will not make the boat sink. One kernel more put in the sanc e Will not break the M S . Indeed they have ofited very well with us. For they have torn out the leaves of all their books to light tobacco pipes, and they can I me, & effame, and resume with gentle pos M ister Nimble can at one time, and wah one p his hat with his right hand in endue circumference, and bran dish a battoon in's left hand, and suck a suming to bacco pipe in's mouth without any hand, all at once. He that sticks to us must bring some glew: And money is a binder. His father's but a plain Farmer; but he's called the rich Chuff . He keeps three ploughs, and four teen yoke of Oxen. aith his m there will stroke hard for it. She is a gentlewoman ot'h left side. I have herd her say, that she would Like her son better in a scarce and ruffled boots, then in a gown with a ardell of books. I, with such light continued e and husks am I said. We shall make him a flat fool. Yes sir, the sun and clock says so. (And my clock tells me it is breakfast time. If I could tell where to lunch.) So you had needs. For all your horses have ten toes. Ex nt. Valorous sir, I pray you clear your brow. What cloud of discontent enuelops your heroic soul? Hath S ned on you? (Well you may, you p y deer for it.) I hope Sir you are not angry with me sir, your diligent Im plement. (My Master's bolt is soon shot) But Master, if you'll give me leave, I dare ask who dares make your choler boil. Errant? And errant ass he is, that anger's you. I'll lay my cap against my dinner (that's odds against a cheese paring) some Knight has taken the wall of you, and has challenged you into the field. And now me think, your anger makes you tremble. Woe to that Knight, which conjured up that spright. Your angry spirit will not be coniut'd down, without blood shed. (The reason is, my Master loves black puddings well.) But I pray you Master, what knight? I'll be your second. My keen weapon feeds on bloodshed. But I shall have the worst in this bloody combat. (For nothing but the pudding skins and knotted threads, will fallen to my share.) I remember you went aside: but I could not per ceiue so much as and angry look between you. (He's enjoined penance by it) Would have you dine with him. Indeed that's plain Count y fashion, unfit for us. So you had needs, (foe we h we no Counterfeit ke to do it. My Master and I are all the offi i'th house) But Master, is it so hateful and deadly to accept a dinner at another man table? How are you then alive? Me thinks the Lords and Knights should have poisoned you long since. (I me sane to reach far e sometime, else I may S arue.) I would not be that Porter that should keep you out (in a cold hungry day when we have fasted over night.) (A sweet perfume quoth he. He has forgotten at the French Ordinary when two L quies fell out, and on of them drew his poigniard, who was't fell in a swoon and le to such a perfume behind him, that the Cham berlaine spent six pence in Frankincense.) Let him come, and b rke hunger: the cudgel of my wit shall ang him away I was now temperin and preparing it. List how the hammers eat in to e of my brain. Thump. I'll none of that. ump again. I Like that better. What if you S and him word, that this day upon call, the whole Academy of ous stum dents arriving here, the Captain of your Comple mental school Count Gi oh, takes up the chief Inn in Parnassu . And thereupon that the foresaid Done hath over in treated your honourable worship to be the Herald and Earl Marshal to set every guest in place, and every di in rank. Otherwise the Cooks and Sewers will make a ay with spi and choppi g knives: and among the guests the will be a mortal fight for p ecedency in place. That is a charitable exclusion, and tends unto the preservation of Apollos peace. He cannot be so uncivil, as to intrude, unbid, un cooth, unkissed. Let him come at his own peril, yet our house shall be thus acquit of him. If so, then rather then fail, I'll blaze it all abroad, that your lodging is set on fire with of whole showles and legions of p ouision for entertainment. And for your thrift too, that none shall hereafter think to be your guest. (Great Chamber? We have never a come bigger then a Cobblers stall; and as for fire, it blases no further then a tobaccopipe with us.) I say non but the son of a Cobbler would be so uncourteous, as to reply against this answer; and none so witless, if ever he refined his brains with tobacco Lighter ten pound of led. (For I never kn him weigh heavy ten pound of silver. I think the Faryes run away with his money. He sucks the young Gentlemens purses, and yet we sta we at home.) This is but so, so. Ves sir, my master and I have gone over many S high a style, when we went to rob orchards for our dinners. To weep? Madame I forbid the ba es between you and S owe. Perhaps he's a oh y knight, (Like my master) (I was sane to step before him when we stole hens together, and he put me fir into the henn- oost.) I think La es garments are measured by the ll and by the yard, but measuring their virtues by the adome, I never herd oh before. M r . Gingles queasy slomacke cannot digest souse. M r you once courted a sousing Dame, (a fulsome Kitchinwench.) Nor did it ever hang cheek by jole with a black pudding. And P. I. S. is salt. I too often when you tell me you'll give me a souse on the ear. But my Master's, you leave the poor Monkey too long in distress. Heel die o'th Mumps, unless we relieve him the sooner. He had needs put in found of wind and limb, for the Mumps lay siege to his throat, and breed more danger to his weazand, then to his ten bones. Six feet? six to one my Master puts the trick of the louse upon him. I have known when he has blown them in a quill upon better men this this. If I had been and Ape I should have climbed plum trees bravely. Sometime they ride upon a mastiff dog thus. I want nothing now but my whip to keep this Lol lard hound in awe. And horrible profitable lie My Master never dined there but with Oh llers and Vintners boys. The base vulgar in English call it the hoister. how much? Upon mine honour thirty Crowns. By your leave master, I know better then you. Do not I keep your Count Book? I'm sure 'twa that week that you bought the Jewellers rich Diamond that was refused by so many Nobles. They could not reach the price of it. Master, you lost the key of your Cabinet. I durst not break it open (The devil a Jewel we have, but one that was bought of a Pedlar, and in the Country Towns he makes a great show with it at Bear. bai tings, but in such civil places as this is, he durst not be seen with it.) M ster Jingle I pray you pay me ten groars foren tring this Caveat in mine ffice. My see my see sir. Thou hadst better be transformed with Apuleius oh a golden Ass. Indeed I have herd you often tell of a man that brake his leg because he pulled on his left stocking first on one of the dog days. I may take it up and wear it. No knife can wound my gentry. I reckon month by one shirt. My Master's father was a Baker, and therefore he allows and odd call of courtesy, nea lie chipt. The first month, the Semicircle. I cry fallings: this is my see, I trow. The second month the Calve-clasp. If I had known you had been and old dog, I would not have trusted you with my Calf. Ba. Ba, ba. No Butcher nips a Calf more neatly in the rumpe. The third month, the gentle shrug. Indeed sir I was by, when Signior Gosso in that Actium smiled, and asked if you were not lousy. I would advise you hereafter to shrug by a loo king-glasse, that you may see after what manner you do it. My Master and I act that at home sometime, when we are loath to partly with and old friend, our linen. will march up the hill on foot. Here ir, I ap pear sir. Here sir, at hand. Exeunt. Here sir, at hand. I pray you Master Musaeu be good to a poor Page. I had but a hard service under him My bed and board was sc rce to the mountenance of a water-Spanniell. I would sane go to school a gain . I vow, and will. Elle let me idem our blind horse that kicks us on the back . I am one of those that lest the fescue trade, to page it thus in state. And there makes his pro ast with a Mask, that must last till midnight.