in Englishmen for My Money, or A Woman Will Have Her Will — Haughton, William
Metadata
Play
Englishmen for My Money, or A Woman Will Have Her Will
Author
Haughton, William
Year (catalogued)
1616
First performance
1598
Decade
1610s
Genre
Comedy
Play type
Adult Professional
Company
Admiral's (Nottingham's) Men
Speech prefix(es)
Moor. | Moore.
Words
398
Characters
2096
Typicality
0.27 (cosine to cluster centroid)
TCP id
A02800
BritDrama no.
1120
Cluster
Cluster 21 — Old fathers & plain counsel
Important excerpts
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Full speech
Assure ye master Towerson, I cannot blame him, I warrant you it is no easy lose; How think you master Stranger ? by my faith sir, Ther's twenty Merchants will be sorry for it, That shall be partners with him in his lose. The Spanish-gallies have beset our ships, That lately were bound out for Siria. I know that I am looked for long ere this: Come master Towerson, let's walk along. A jolly Girl, sir. Faith sir, my house being full of Friends, Such as (I thank them) came to see my wife? I would request you, that for this one night, My daughter Susan might be lodged here. How now sirrah whats the news with you? He brings me word my wife is new fallen sick, And that my daughter cannot come to night: Or if she does, it will be very late. 'Tis well I thank you sir. Master Pisaro, follow mine advice: You see the Gentleman cannot escape, Then let him straight be wedded to your Daughter; So during life time, she shall hold his Land, When now (being nor kith nor kin to him) For all the deed of Gift, that he hath sealed, His younger Brother will enjoy the Land. Master Pisaro, shake off melancholy, When things are helpless, patience must be used. Mistress Susan More, who do you mean sir? You're very pleasant sir: but tell me this, When did you see her, that you speak of her? You are deceived, my Daughter lay not here, But watched with her sick mother all last night. Master Pisaro, do you flout your friends; I well perceive if I had troubled you, I should have had it in my dish ere now: Susan lie here? 'am sure when I came forth, I left her fast asleep in bed at home; 'Tis more then neighbourhood to use me thus. I say he lies (that say so) in his throat. Master Pisaro, 'tis in vain to fret, And fume, and storm, it little now avails: These Gentlemen have with your Daughters help, Outstripped you in your subtle enterprises: And therefore, seeing they are well descended, Turn hate to love, and let them have their Loves, Good day master Pisaro. This Merchant here my friend, would speak with you. Faith sir, I am come to trouble you, My wife this present night is brought to bed.
Plot summary
Plot — Englishmen for My Money, or A Woman Will Have Her Will
The usurer Pisaro intends to marry his daughters to three foreigners, while also using them to acquire wealth from their English suitors. Anthony, their tutor, is sacked for acting as a go-between for the Englishmen, but he disguises himself and is hired in as his own replacement. The daughters encourage their suitors to borrow more money from Pisaro, in the expectation that the debt will be cancelled when they marry. Pisaro, distracted by rumours that his ships have been ambushed in the Mediterranean by Spanish pirates, mistakenly invites the English suitors to dinner. They take up the invitation, meet their foreign rivals, and arrange a nocturnal assignation with the sisters. Learning of this, Pisaro plans to substitute the foreigners, but Anthony forewarns the sisters, so that the Englishmen are able to misdirect the foreigners in the darkness. One of them is actually the clown Frisco, who has taken the Dutchman’s place, and who now leads the two foreigners even further astray. The Dutchman himself finds his way to Pisaro’s house, and the sisters trap him in a basket. The lovers arrive, ready to marry and then sleep with the sisters, but Pisaro intervenes. It seems that the daughters are to be married against their will in the morning, but Anthony devises three schemes: Walgrave impersonates a woman and spends the night with Mathea; Laurentia impersonates Anthony and escapes from the house to- marry Heigham; and Harvey pretends to be mortally ill, forcing Pisaro to let him marry Marina rather than lose the mortgage on his lands. ===== PAGE 28 ===== 28 | 1120.A Woman Will Have Her Will