in Fuimus Troes (The True Trojans) — Fisher, Jasper
Metadata
Play
Fuimus Troes (The True Trojans)
Author
Fisher, Jasper
Year (catalogued)
1633
First performance
1625
Decade
1630s
Genre
History
Play type
University
Theater
at University;
Speech prefix(es)
Roll.
Words
929
Characters
5088
Typicality
0.25 (cosine to cluster centroid)
TCP id
A00760
BritDrama no.
1890
Cluster
Cluster 1 — Wives, widows & intimate counsel
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Full speech
My trembling heart quavers upon my tongue, That scarce I can with broken sounds vent forth These sad, strange, sudden, dreary, dismal news. A Merchant's ship arrived tells, how the Roman Having run Gaul quite through with bloody arms, Prepares for you: His navy rigged in bay, Only expects a gale: Farther, they say, A pinnace landed, from him brings command, Either to lose your freedom, or your land. I am by birth a Belgic, whence I fled To Germany, for fear of Roman Arms: But when their bridge bridled the stately Rhine, I soon returned, And thought to hide my head In this soft Halcyons nest, this Britain I'll. But now, behold, Mars is a nursing here, And begins to speak aloud. Is no nook safe from Room? do they still haunt me? Some peaceful God transport me through the air, Beyond cold Thule, or the Suns Bedchamber, Where only Swine or Goats do live and reign. Yet these may fight. Place me, where quiet Peace Hushes all storms, where sleep and silence dwell, Where never man nor beast did wrong the soil, Or crop the Firstfruits, Or made so much noise As with their breath. But foolish thoughts adieu: Now catch I must, or stand, or fallen with you. Exit. Umh. seals his mouth. Umh. gives him money. Umh. Umh. Umh. Umh. Then—with your leave: She used upon receipt No words, but silent joy purpell'd her face, And seeing your Name, strait clapped it to her heart, To print there a New Copy: As shee'd say, The words went by her eyes too long a way. All, Sir. I, Sir. I, Sir. No, Sir? O wretch! Shall I deceive, when She remains so true? Your Servant to Command, and then Reward. Since I must fight, I am prepared to fight: And much inflamed, with noise of Trump and Drum: Me thinks I am turned Lion, and durst meet Ten Caesars. Where are all these Covetous rogues? Who spoil the rich for gain, and kill the poor For glory? Blood suckers, and public Robbers. Nay stay, and brag, Rollano did thee kill: Stay, let me flesh my sword, and wear thy spoils. I yield, I yield, O save my life, I yield. I am no Britain, but by chance come hither: I'll never more lift weapon in their quarrel. Command me any thing. I made their strongest Captain fly: This hand, This martial hand, I say, did make him fly. He was a match for Cyclops, at each step The ground danced, and his nostrils blue the dust: Armed as the God of Battle pictured is. His brows were Like a stormy winter night, When Juno scolding, and Mars malcontent Disturb the air: At each look lightning flies, Jove against the Giants needed but his eyes. So came he stalking with a Beam-like spear, I gave the onset, then received his charge, And next blow cleft his morrian: So he flies. 'Tis he, 'tis he. I care not for vain glory: Its sweeter live, than dead to be a story, runs away. I Like such slaughtering well, of birds and beasts; Which wear no swords, nor shake a fatal pike: When hogsheads bleed, and Oxen mangled lie. Oh what a world of victuals is prepared For sacrifice and feasting. Forty thousand Fat Bullocks: than the Parks and Forests send Full thirty thousand wild beasts, armed with horns, And dangerous teeth: The main battaillion Consists of Sheep, and hundred thousand fat: The wings are both supplied with birds, and fowls, Sans number: And some fish for succours serve. A goodly Army. Troynovant does smoke, And smells all Like a kitchen. The King, Princes, And Nobles of the land a Triumph hold. Music, and songs, good cheer, and wine; and wine, And songs and Music, and good cheer High, brave. No more shall barley broth pollute my throat, But Nectar, Nectar of the grapes sweet blood: Come heavenly Potion, wine: whose gentle warmth Softens the brain, unlocks the silent tongue, Wits Midwife, and our spirits vestal Priest Keeping alive the natural heat. A health, A health (to make short work) to all the world: So will it sure go round. steals behind. Rising from shore Conjecture might descry A thousand Ships with painted prowess, to pave The briny fields of Neptune, their broad sails Did Nereus canopy, Titan's taper vail. As nations twenty nine against Troy built up A floating Delos of a thousand Ships, To plough the liquid glass: No frame of Pallas, No crafty Sinon; but Those wooden horse Did Troy destroy: So Troynovant shall feel Her Mother's Fate: Achilles comes again: And Pergamus again shall sink in dust: They threaten. Exit. Oh my deer Lady, hast thou slain thy self? So fairly pure, so kindly chased, so cries. A Venus and Diana mixed in one. She eat her meat with studs of Pearl, she kissed With Rubies, and she look't with Diamonds bright. Fish seas, and foul the air, hunt all the earth, For such another bit, and lose your labour. Had she not killed her self, no cruel Atropos, No fury could for pity cut her thread. She was the Loadstone of all eyes, The whetstone Of all brains, the Touchstone of all hearts: She was— cries. My Mistress is. By a poisoned draught. Or in a long trance. What shall I doee? How shall I escape? falls for fear. I had rather be killed quickly, quickly. Oh let me wink first. bawls aloud. I shall never endure it. O, o. I am peppered and salted.
Plot summary
Plot — Fuimus Troes (The True Trojans)
The Romans have invaded Gaul. Caesar reaches the northern shore and thinks himself at the edge of the world, until he sees the white cliffs across the Channel: a new land to conquer. To justify a war, he sends Volusenus to make an offer of peace, expecting the Britons to refuse; Volusenus will also spy out the country in preparation for the Roman assault. News of the Roman invasion plans reaches King Cassibelan, who mobilizes his troops and allies. When Volusenus presents the terms, which require the Britons to pay tribute and send hostages, Cassibelan is advised to reject them, and does. Commius the Gaul makes a last effort to encourage him to come to terms, but is imprisoned for his pains. Caesar invades Britain, but sustains heavy casualties trying to get his troops ashore. Duke Nennius defeats Caesar in the battle, but is killed by Caesar’s poisoned sword. The celebration of the British victory is offset by Nennius’ state funeral. Cassibelan came to power by murdering a previous king and depriving his son Mandubrace of his throne. Seeking revenge, Mandubrace allies himself with Caesar, who agrees to launch a second attack on Britain. Against advice, Cassibelan decides to allow the Romans to land and face them in an inland battle. A storm wrecks forty of Caesar’s ships, and initially the Briton army has the upper hand. The tide turns after many of the British petty kingdoms switch their allegiance to Mandubrace, and Cassibelan realizes that the island will be conquered. The Romans capture a druid, who warns Caesar to concentrate on foreign wars, avoid the Senate House, and beware of Brutus, who will avenge his treatment of the British descendants of Trojan Brute. Using Commius as an intermediary, Cassibelan sues for peace. Caesar dictates terms: Mandubrace is to be restored to his birthright, Cassibelan to pay tribute to Rome, and a tower to be built in Troynovant as a monument to the conquest. With Britain part of the Roman empire, a time of universal peace comes to the world. In the sub-plot, Eulinus loves Landora, who in turn loves his kinsman Hirildas and invites him into her bed. Hirildas bribes her servant Rollano to admit Eulinus instead. At Nennius’ funeral, the two friends fall out during a bout of sword-play and Eulinus kills Hirildas. This leaves him with a problem: he will not now be able to go to bed with Landora posing as Hirildas. Stricken with grief at Hirildas’s death, Landora poisons herself, and when he hears of this Eulinus too…